Thursday, October 19, 2006

Armageddon it

Dear Christina,
Your service request has been completed and your replacement IPOD 5TH GENERATION is on its way. Please allow two business days for delivery.
Tracking number: c
arrier: DHLDate shipped: 2006-10-18
Sincerly,

Applesucksasses CEO


oh hell no, tell me it does not say "replacement"

When Sheila arrives back here, if she is not as I sent her, or not a new one...I swear, and this is a solemn swear , I will cause such a ruckus for one or more people at the receiving end of my phone call. It will be a call that will live down in Applesucksasses emphomy.

Only 2 more days till my show. I am getting the necessary preparations in place. Such as but not limited too,

* proper styling productions for my hair..This is for the pre show party, it is an 80's bash with all u can drink beer and food..

* charged up cell phone and camera.....Just in case of an emergency.

* a valid drivers license...Crap....Lets scratch that one off shall we...

* Map....Um, ok I don't have that yet either.

* nice sparkely, lacey ,red bra...for more own comfort of course..

* A new purse

* hair color, yes I am coloring my hair for the event...A nice shade of honey

* a sharpie

* and last but not least....My lipgloss

lipgloss can do amazing things...Trust me, I know.

I am going to be spending my day today cleaning out my van. Yes my mom wheels are transporting me to said event. I would take Mr shaky's car, but it aint got no cd player.

My van is a mess, and it has a weird odor, so much so that everytime Boo gets in it she says she smells yogurt. That can not be a good sign.

Lets see.....I have a had a crappy as& day. I had to work at both places. Then I get home and found out my blog was down for most of the day. My house was a little on the messy side, and it snowed a bit as well.

The Bees don't have school for the next two days, so this means a potential of sleeping in. Only problem is Boo is like a built in rooster. I hate roosters and or all poultry.

Well I need to go gather my supplies. I have big plans for the weekend..BIG. HUGE.

I like to gather supplies. I should form my own militia or something.

Bee Real




41 comments:

Kelly said...

No way! Am I really first???

Anyhoo, enjoy your weekend. I want to hear all about it! Hoping Sheila gets home okay...if not, I'm sure I'll hear about it on the news!

Fantastagirl said...

I hate to tell you this, but I think when Sheila died, she lost her memory...at least that's how my palm worked out...

Amanda said...

Ok..so if they send you a replacement will its name be Shelia too??...Hope you have a blast at the concert!!

Brandy said...

For Applesuckass's sake... I hope they sent you back Shelia or a new one...

I am soo jealous.. I wish I could get away.. Have a great time and cant wait to hear all about it.

ugh a 4 day weekend...

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

kelly,
u will hear all about it I promise! and if i get a phony, u will hear it on the news;)

Fantstagirl,
well I dont mind so much aboutt hat, all my music is downloaed on my PC, so that wont be a big deal, but if they send me a used one..thats when the shit is gonna fly;)

Amanda,
if the replacemt is new, she will get a shiny new name..if its the same one, her name will remain sheila, if its a used one..no name needed becuase i will run it over with my mom wheels:)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Brandy,
opps missed u..

well for the sake of all mankind, it better be the same one or a new one.

and trust me, i will force feed u guys every last detail of my weekend:)

Blazer1234 said...

Does that mean Shelia will not have ALL of your tunes on her? I'd be asking for a check to replace all those songs. Apple DOES suckass.

Sounds like the mom van needs some cleaning, especially if there is a yogurt funk. That can't be good.

And I agree, Roosters DO SUCK. I like owls much better.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

blazer,
well I dont mind having to reinstall the tunes, they are all on my computer, its just a matter of plugging her in and letting it go..BUT..if she is a used ipod, shit is gonna fly...

yes, yogurt funk is never good..

Karin said...

Get prepared to be making a phone call because I will bet money on it being refurbished. I am glad you have all your effects in order for the big concert. You will have a great time, Mom van and all.

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Karin said...

yeah sorry for all the posts the cat stepped on the keyboard right as I hit publish.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Karin,
WTF?..ok I see your excuse..haha

I am worried about it, but I will be calling and rasing a stink if it is a used one..a BIG stink..BIG. HUGE:)

novaks8 said...

yo- you need a "Car Jar" by Yankee Candle!

They smell awesome!!!

JUST A MOM said...

ok yes I am late here where and who are you going and seeing???

deni said...

I hope that Applesucksass sends you a new ipod, I mean that's only right since you bought Sheila brand new to begin with.

Have a good time this weekend, sounds like you will be prepared, except for the map thing.

dakotablueeyes said...

You mean they might actually stoop to a low level and send you a refurbished one OMG.

You just reminded me that I need to clean out my mom's van too. Not my junk but that of my kids whenever they go somewhere with the grandparents.

Angie said...

Hey did you get my link to the Ipod article? Comcast's home page had an article on Apple and how their Ipods have viruses and they are seeing a large number returned for service. etc etc. etc Needless to say, I thought of you. I hope the new and improved Sheila is really a brand new model.....have fun at your concert!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

mary,
not even sure that would help..

Just a mom,
def leppard!

Deni,
gosh I hoep they dont send me a used one..I am not sure what will happen if they do;)

Dakota,
Oh I am not cleaning out my moms van, I am cleaning out MY van..I call it moms wheels cuz I am the mom and they are my wheels..

mini vans sucks ass too:)

Angie,
yes I did get it amd I read it..I am glad to see I am not the only one who has had troubles with those ipods..

Lady Noelle said...

I hope your weekend goes as planned. I have plans for the weekend too. I praying for no snow. We'll see what happens though. I posted a new spicy blog. Enjoy.

js said...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa@lacy bra for comfort!!
i hate the applesucksass folks are keepin ur panties in a bunch maybe they will do the right thing so you don't have to hire hit men!
all you can eat and drink????
wow i wish ida been invited to that, hell with the show, im for the flowing liquid and the buffet!
js

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Lady N,
bout time u posted...

Cracker,
well, comfort is a priority ya know!

The food is from Famous Daves, never ate there, so the food mught suck, but I am sure the liquid will be good, they say its MGDL..I am not a beer girl, but what the hell I say!

j said...

Well if you participate in enough MGDL's then you might shuch the red lacy, so be careful, just tryin to look out for your comfort!
Hope the food is good I'm sure it will be. Hope you have a big ole time.

~Deb said...

Replacement = refurbished? Hmmmm.... Ya gotta wonder! Enjoy that weekend of yours! Forget about Applesucksass and tell the rooster to pipe it down a notch! ;)

Neurotic1 said...

Okay I figure if you show your red sexy bra on top of some hot guys shoulders at the concert-you could hold up a sign that says applessuckass and really get some attention. Just a thought in case they do send you a refurbished Shiela!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Cracker, there is not enough liqour in the world to make me shuck ole lacy red..
;)

Deb,
i just got shiela, i will post about it for tommorw

Neurtic,
I love the way u think...ur my soul mate..lets go bare of red bras toghter and hold up applesuskcsasses signs togter!

j said...

whew
then you would not be as comfortable seein as thats the only reason to wear it in the first place!
can't wait to hear about the assheads at apple or the review of the concert

j said...

tried to paste the link to u for the face thing
maybe itll work
let me kno
j

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

crakcer,
i tried but i cant view it on the desk top, i have to wait and do it when i turn on mylaptop..i will let u know later..

j said...

okie dokie
if i was even a lil bit puter literate ida mailedja but anyway maybe itll work.
its said thats one good lookin SOB on there when it scanned my pic
hehe
j

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

crakcer,
i got it..i will try to look at ti tonight;)

Amanda said...

Well, here's hoping they send you Shelia, but hey you could always name the new shiney one Amanda..I wouldn't mind hearinng some Boston! :P

Meow said...

Ooooh, hope they send you either Sheila or a new one ... wouldn't be right to send you a used / re-done one ... that would simply be wrong. I would be right on the phone, just like you will. Good luck.
Hope the show goes well ... will you get them to use the sharpie to autograph the red lacy bra ???
Have fun, take care, Meow