OK, so Pat is so far working out. I am guessing its a female..I know there are no obvious genitalia on an Ipod, but some things u just can sense. I don't like her as much as I did Sheila, even though they look the same. Ya see, Me and Sheila we had a bond. A bond that could not be broken. Pat, she don't know me yet. And frankly, it may be best that way. After people know me, they tend to not like me so much anymore. i blame it on my mouth or the lack of a filter on my mouth.
So Mr Shaky bought himself some new shoes , after wearing two different ones to work the other day. Some days I swear he needs to be a on 24 hour watch. I mean really, who has ever worn two different shoes to work..show of hands please...yes see...NO ONE.
Boo has a "snuffy nose" and is demanding to see a damn doctor. " momma I need go to doctor"
no boo, u don't need a doctor, what u need is an overdose of NyQuil to keep your damn trap shut for 5 damn minutes....that will solve your snuffy nose and will solve the headache your giving me..
you wanna know what my son is doing at this minute? course u do..he is sitting in a lawn chair in the front yard..mind u its like 35 degrees out. and he is reading a book. he has been out there 2 hours...who does that? Why cant he pull up a chair inside of the house? Why is he out in the yard? The sun will be setting soon, I may need to take the lad a damn flashlight. Least he could out there is rake.
A few more weeks till my dads wedding. I was hoping to be down to a size -4 by then..But looks like I am still holding strong on that 10...Which totally pisses me off. course it wont be as pricey for my altertaions I need..I mean if she had to resew the whole thing down to a -4...that might cost me some dough..I need to start tanning daily, I am looking a tad pekid.
I found this on a blog the other day and thought it looked fun..so I did it, I don't normally do these things, but hell, its time for a change right?..yes I had election season..
So here it is.
Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)Put it on shufflePress play
For every question, type the song that's playingWhen you go to a new question, press the next button
Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool!If you haven't already done this on your own blog, do it.
THE SOUNDTRACK OF THE FILM OF MY LIFE
Opening Credits: Get off, by prince
Waking Up: Disappear, by INXS
First Day At School: grapefruit, juicy fruit..Jimmy Buffet
In Love: Golden Age of Rock n Roll, by Def Leppard
Fight Song: The Entertainer, by Billy Joel
Breaking Up: Original Sin by INXS
Prom: The Logical Song by Supertramp
Life is Good: Tiny Dancer by Elton John
Mental Breakdown: Mad man across the water by Elton John..haha
Driving: Understanding by Bob Seger
Flashback: Lets get rocked by Def Leppard
Getting Back Together: Stand up by Def Leppard
Wedding: Come Monday by Jimmy Buffet
Paying the Dues:Money dont matter 2 nite by Prince
The Night Before The War: Rock of ages by Def Leppard
Final Battle: Dont shoot shotgun by Def Leppard..hehehe
Moment of Triumph: Another one bites the dust, by Queen..(seroiusly it was next thats too funny)
Death Scene: Heaven Is, by Def Leppard
Funeral Song: Goodnight Siagon by Billy Joel..again I swear to God i am just pushing next song and this come up
End Credits: Rock Brigade by Def Leppard
see there is a little taste of the crap that is stored in Pat. Out of like 500 songs 140 are def leppard songs, 80 are elton john and 75 are prince. I am such a loser. No need to tell me, I already know, but thanks.
Which reminds me, the new Hysteria remix cd just came out, I need to go buy it. That my friends is the Leps crowning achievement I do believe...who's with me on that? Hard to believe its been nearly 20 years since that came out..makes me feel so old.
well happy hump day.
I need to go lay out Mr Shakys clothes for tomorrow...I need a drink.
My son was sitting here at my computer and an email came in..he syas " mom u got an email"
mr shaky tells him " your mom gets tons of emails
then my son says " yes thats what happnes when your famous"
My kid thinks I am famous, I love that kid