I am madder then a wet coon. I am madder then a lassie sittin on the bog with her knickers round her ankles realizing there is no TP...
I can not even put into words how angry I am. My emotions are vile and not blog worthy. The words I want to use right now would only be suitable for an NC-17 rating. I have even made up my own curse words. That's how mad I am.
i think u saw that one coming
I hate you. My Ipod, Sheila, will not charge. I even talked ole Mr Shaky into buying me a new cord before Friday. Being the nice lad he is, he accommodated my demands. I opened the box with glee. I ran over to my Sheila and plugged her in. Oh gosh, the battery says its charging, Sheila says she is charging..of course that is what it said before, but this is a new cord, so it MUST be charging.
Alas, it was not. My Sheila is on the verge of death, and I can not revive her. On your website you have absolutely NO good information. I am thisdamnclose to walking into one of your fancy Apple stores with a 12 gauge pellet gun. I plan I popping everyone is the ass until someone either gives me a new freaking Ipod, or fixes this one.
How can you make such an incompetent piece of electronics. Why can my son make a radio from a potato, water, and some wires....But you cant get the Ipod right? Do you have illegal immigrants working and manning your Ipod making factories? You know they don't know English right?..They probably have this thing put together half ass backwards. You suck Apple. You so suck more then any word that I can even think of. That's how bad you suck.
My blood is boiling. I am feverish. I may stroke out here. God I HATE you Apple. I hate you.
I want to forget about you Ipod. But your like crack. Crack is something that is hard to get off of. Crack is whack don't know?....
So apple this is my recommendation for you and your squirrelly company.
stop producing the ipods in mass quantity. You don't have it right yet. Maybe I should send my 9 year old son to show you how to get it to work. This boy can build anything. And he knows English. That is a plus.
Suck it Apple. Suck it hard and long....Your rotten, full of worms and make very sour pie.
a very mad Bossy.
Plus other things that have my knickers in a knot....
*It snowed today
* It was cold today
*someone is going to be doing some digging in my yard, there are flags in it, and orange markers on my grass..yet nobody has told me anything..and I know their digging cuz I asked...why don't they tell me...I would like to know when, why where..asswipes..I hate asswipes.
*it snowed today
*I hate living in Minnesota
*It smells here
OK it really does not smell here, but I hate it as much as if it did
*it snowed today
*I had to keep telling Boo today that dmanit was a bad word and to stop saying it
OK, I must go now....I have nothing good to say. Like your momma always told you..
if u have nothing good to say, don't say anything at all
Apple you suck.....I am coming with a pellet gun. I hate you..
OK I better go now.