So, the saga continues...........
I call my local Applesucks store, they don't fix Ipods, I have to send it in....I have to pay the shipping and whatnot, even though it is still under warranty. which I find totally repulsive.
In order to get the account open to get my Sheila fixed, I had to make a user Id for Apple. My first attempt was applesucks..it was taken
My second attempt was applesucksass....it was taken...notice a theme here, i am not the only one who thinks so..So my last try was applesucksasses...BINGO, that was free.
When I was talking with the man on the applesucks hotline, he made a comment about my id. I told him if apple did not suckass I would not have had to resort to that.
When u first call it is an automated thing, which pisses me off. He says
say the name of the product your having trouble with
he says..I think you said MAC 360 sucksdonkeyballs
I say NO
He says, I am sorry I did not understand you, did u say Apple whateverbutiamsureitsucks
then I am put on hold...and I am listening to freaking Spanish music.
I spend the whole day trying to figure out how to get Sheila fixed. After a few strongly worded emails to my good friends at Apple...I think Sheila may be on the road to recovery. They are sending me a box, I will ship her, they will fix her.
It says on the website that if my Ipod should need to be replaced, they would do so, but it may be with a "refurbished ipod" I told my good friend on the phone that if they even so much as think of sending me a used Ipod, not only will I come there with a pellet gun and shoot everyone in the ass, but I will also come equipped with a paint gun, apples are red and green, and those would be the colors I would be bringing with me.
I told him I did not pay 400 bucks for my crap to break, then for them to send me a used one..I said and I quote
"that would be a dreadful mistake on your part to send me a used one, just consider that a warning...not a threat per say, but it is a verbal warning, and I will be giving it to you in writing as well"
to which he said..
" yes mam"
So here is Sheila...
She is going to the Ipod doc soon, and she better not be replaced with a phony.
This is one reaosn I am so pissed off...
See that....it is snow, and snow sucks, and it kills. Kinda like crack. Not only is snow cold, but it is slippery and wet. And in order for it to snow, it has to be freak butt cold outside. And I don't like freak butts, or cold. Get my drift?
And this is what happens when u let your 3 year old pick her own clothes out..
Yes that is a tie dyed shirt..she did make it herself....and those are paisley print pants.
So this has been my week in a nutshell, lets recap
*I am informed I am full of Bactria and that is why i smell
*have to make threatening calls to apple and waste my time
*i learn we fart 14 times a day, not me, but everyone else
*Oprah thinks she is God, but really is only a disciple of the "i think I am God" club
* my spell check does not work
*Sheila dies, I am her only advocate, I try and get her help
* I threat bodily harm
* I call a lady about altering my dress for the wedding, and I get no call back..so I am going to drive half our out of my way to have it done..
*I want to make a tanning appt for 6pm. She says they are open till then, but the last appt so far is at 4, and she does not want to have someone sitting there for 2 hours, with no appts..to which I say, isnt that thier job?
only a few more weeks untill this wedding I am in. The wedding of my dad and the nice young gal who is way younger then me, and the sister of a gal I graduated with. Life is funny. Oh my dad surgery went well, he is off work for 3 weeks, got his staples out the other day. They did not kill him.Man, a kid just walked into my house again looking for Blondie Bee. Who raises thier kids to just walk into someones house? I am gonna be putting a pellet gun on the back stoop, and start shooting these kids as they feel free to come into my hive. Maybe a good shoot in the bum will keep them at bay.
So this is my first weekend Sheila free. It may be too much for me to bare.
Please send your condlences to
5432 applesucks Blv.
Minneapolis , Mn
No rules for the weekend, I dont care what ya do....knock yoursleves out and go ahead and get loaded on the courthouse lawn.
Good day mates