I have not been shy in speaking of my deep love for Sheila. My iPod. She is beautiful, she is shiny, she is black and she holds about 5 trillion songs, and videos. She has been with me nearly one year now, and up until today I have only had minor complications with her.
I don't know what's goin on, but when I plug her in to charge her, it says on her screen she is charging. I had her charging overnight, and this morning the charge is in the same spot as it was last night..In the RED.
Now I have looked online. Sometimes looking online can be of great assistance. I mean you can look up how to make a pipe bomb, how to poison your spouse, how to litter train a rabbit, or hell even how to commit murder and cover up the body and all evidence. All this is useful, I suppose...To someone. But I could not find anything usleful for my situation.
I found Apples number and was gonna give them a ring - a ling- so we can hash this out...With out a mediator or attorney. But you know what? You have to pay to call them if u have had your iPod for more then 90 days. Well the first 90 damn days I did not need them..I do NOW.
I pay 400 bucks for a device I would normally not by myself, because I am cheap that way, and then when I have an issue, I have no one to help me.
Apple, you suck. Why do u make your customers pay for a call to tech support? I would not need tech support if this ipod did not suck donkey balls. How is this my fault? How is your incomintence to design a music device leave me in a position to have to pay to call YOU and ask for help with it?
I guess you do not know the ramifications of me not having a charged iPod. You have no idea what your doing. The outcome of this will be of epic purportions . Now not only am I NOT going to buy relatives an Ipod for Christmas like I was going too, but I also will get fat. This will all be in the fine print of my lawsuit. Not to worry.
Oh and I was half thinking of buying 2 Apple computers. But I will be damned if I am going to purchase anything with your name or a picture of an Apple anywhere on it. I will not be suckered again.
Now I am not sure what illness my Sheila has, she may need a new USB cord. But why? I have had this item less then a year. Why should I have to pay for a new ANYTHING for this device when it is still like new? I don't understand your marketing tactics. Maybe because you have none.
So I am spewing out here that people should not buy IPODS....ipods are a big freaking waste of your money. I say we all go back to our portable CD players. Sure they are big and bulky, and you can not shuffle songs...But damnit, they last..I still have a portable CD player from 15 damn years ago. And the bitch still works..
So if any of you poor souls out there with ipods have had similar troubles, let me know...I will file a class action lawsuit and we will all be sitting pretty in say 10-20 years time...With no ipods of course.
I hate spending money on stuff and then be let down. Same thing happened when I bought one of those rubix cubes in the shape of a pyramid. Looks good and seems like a good idea, but in all reality, its just not worth the trouble.
Here are a list of more items I have bought and have NOT been satisfied with..Let me know if any of these have left you feeling say... not so fresh
Mr Clean Magic Eraser
Pantene Ice Shine
no hurt band-aides
febreeze...Sure makes the air smell nice for 5 minutes, but it is impossible to elliminates odors from fabrics or the air..We are not so stupid you febreeze people...All it is is a regular old air freshener...U suck febreeze maker people.
Those Tampax Pearl with the string that they claim is better cuz its braided better..They are no better..When u drip blood out of areas, your special knotted string is not going to help protect anything any better..Sorry dudes.
Ok I am just getting more mad as I write things that lie in their claims.
So to Apple and the makers of the ipod, u best send me some free tech support, or a new damn ipod, or I will hunt u down, and sing loudly in your office. We don't want that.
oh and my class action lawsuit is in the works.....When we are done, you wont have enough money to plant Apple seeds..
I just found out i am on some sort of hate list...i cant remeber what for, but there are poeple who hate me, or my blog, its all one in the same if u ask me. I am kinda giddy bout the whole thing..
There is this girl Blondie has been playing with off and on...She just came to the door Sunday afternoon, wearing the same clothes she was wearing Friday after school, with the same stains on her shirt and the same dirt on her face. How do i know its the same? well number one I am observant, and number two, I gave her the popscile that gave her said stains on shirt and face...its all the same, all still there..
Am I the only mother who demands my kids have clean clothes on daily, clean teeth, clean face, and combed hair? Oh and I make them trim thier toe nails and fingernails as I see needed.
Is any of that so bad?
Ok, so lets ban together to take down the Ipod, and Apple....
No matter how ya peel it, bake it, cook it, or pick it..Apples have worms..big fat juicy worms that want to suck the life out of you.
crap now my spell check isnt working...ok Suzie, u may point all all spelling errors, I know u like this.