Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Love doesnt always bite

OK , I promise this will be my last post about my trip..for this week anyway. I did not tell you much about it, I was kind of rushed in posting yesterday.

The drive to Fargo was faster then I thought. And if anyone has ever been to Fargo, there aint much there, u can back me up on that.

Now I have been told some places don't allow cameras inside the arena. I had no troubles getting it into the Target Center in July when I saw them..I will remind you..this is the best I could get..I was sitting in Missouri I think..

See, they look like tiny ants....what a shame.

Now at the Fargo Dome there were signs on the doors that no cameras were allowed. So I knew I would need to hide my camera. My mom had an ingenious idea. I was just gonna hide it in a small little section with a zipper. She suggested not only doing that, but to lace my purse with tampons. So I had about 20 tampons overflowing inside my purse. When we went thru the line, the nice young man said I needed to open my purse. I smiled big and unzipped it. When my tampons started falling out, he said " go on in mam"

So let that be a lesson...tampons, not just for plugs anymore, they have multiple uses people.

Lets all take a moment and thank the tampons...thank you tampons, you allowed a woman who was NOT having her period able to sneak a camera into an event...thank you..

Everyone had a camera, so maybe everyone used the tampon bit. But as I was standing there right next to the stage, the security staff sat there watching us all take pictures. Go figure.

When we got to our seats, I just could not stop pinching myself, I had never been in a front row, let alone even on the damn floor of any concert. It was totally cool...

Now that I have been in the front and leaning against the gate of the stage, I will NOT ever be able to see a concert any other way again. And really there are only a handful of people I would smack down that kinda loot to see that way. Prince, Elton John and my Leps..that's it.

I will share a few more pics from the show....

I was sure he was looking for me...He lost me in the crowd, or so he thought..poor baby, mommas here..

this is Joe telling the guys to stop looking at his woman, she is taken...he has a feisty side..see....

This is just a pic of them sharing a mic, I really liked this pic..I don't know why.

now this is Joe wondering if he should tell his wife that he found his soul mate, or to just continue with the show and tell her later..

he did wait till after the show...In fact, I am still waiting...this is me..waiting...

These are the buses that brought my dear boys here. I chased them around the parking lot..it was a grand adventure.

Now this is the young lad whom I got my photo and autograph with, he is getting on said bus after the show...I think he loves me too..

don't worry boys, there is enough Bossy to go round!

Me again holding my treasure. Might pay for my funeral someday. Or a big mac..Not sure which.

We are gonna stalk them again next year when they tour. A friend of mine who has connections with the band, saw them in a bar in Nebraska the other night, one of the guys told her that they are just finishing thier new album and plan on touring next fall. I will again stalk them, this time when I meet them I am gonna make sure my mom can work the damn camera....damnit.

Well these sluts will see you next time boys..

Ok moving on....I get this email from Mr Shaky yesterday...this is what it says.

I wore two differnt shoes to work.

This is what I wrote back to him

your an idiot.

I think the poor lad is still jelous, he hates to see the Leps fighting over his woman. I keep telling him not to worry, they dont want a fat old hag..but if they did, he might need to buy me shit to sway me.

My mom kept teasing Butch, that she was gonna come home with a husband. Yesterday my son says to her.

" i thought you were gonna bring home a husband"

my mom told him that she was to old and fat so she came home empty handed. He say

yup..i figured so..

Ok, Thats all I will write about the show...You know it rocked. You know the guys are in love with me..you know it all...Its all out in the open. Dont be haters people, its just my charm, wit and my big ta-ta's...

Until next session

Bee Real


Krystal said...

I don't know what drugs you're on...but will you share?

1 plus twins said...

so glad you had a wonderful time. you crack me up every time i read your posts. too funny about your hubby and two different shoes. lol

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I will share and there is plenty to go round girl!

1 plus twins,
my hubby is a tad slow sometimes..but he makes for great matrail:)

vani said...

its been so long since i've been to a concert! and i love def leppard, one band i've never seen- too bad you don't live closer girl. oh yeah, love the new pic too. :)

Britmum said...

OMG Bossy you rock babe....!!

Never get tired of looking at you sweetie.

Poor Mr Shaky.... you will have to start labelling his shoes so he doesn't get confused. Poor dear.

Take care xx

Gette said...

If you want to get up close at a GA concert, just go really pregnant. People will clear a path to the stage for you if they think you're gonna drop a baby on their feet. Took my then-9-yo to see Blues Traveler up close that way.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

oh you woulda loved it..u have never seen them?..oh that aint right..i saw them nov of 88 in detroit, august of 93 same place..then july 2206 here and saturday in fargo...there was a big lapse there...i could go in my currnet body state, i really hate going to concerts fat and ugly, but i made an excpetion:)

I promise, after this post, no more pics..and i took over 100..so i am gonna try like hell to stop talking about it:)

Blues Travlers?....

oh no..

Cliff Morrow said...

You're just TOO much excitement for an old farmer.

Kendra Lynn said...

Sounds like fun!!!
Although, you know that isn't really my kind of music, I understand the excitment. :)


Bossy♥'s YOU said...

after all these years..and all the crap I tell you guys..this is too much excemtent for you?..hog wash!

no everyone os a fan, but it was fun and i think everyone can appreiacte a good time..hehe

Karin said...

Butch is lucky a comeback like that in this house might get him slapped. It looks like you had a lot of fun and if you want I will give your mom some camera lessons so she will do better next year.

JUST A MOM said...

WOW and I thought I was cool meeting Jimmy Wayne in Kmart with my girls,,, OH wait you wouldn't know who he is ,,, he is COUNTRY!!!! Glad you had a great time!! GREAT ICTURES!!!

But even for this old lady they are great pictures!! NOW come back down to earth will ya!

JD's Rose said...

I love that first pic of you! And I'm with Krystal... but, can you send it over with NoDoz?


Brandy said...

Some more great pictures. Next time you go you should sneak in one of those little camcorders....hehehehe

Also I would keep posting pictures about the concert until you get them all posted.. That would drive people nuts.. But sounds like fun anyways!!

Jewl said...

I had to catch up on your Blog... Nice pics!! I am impressed, no sun glasses!! LOL Congrats on the Pat, may Shelia rest in peace...

GirlGoyle said...

OMG!! You went and saw them in concert and were THAT close?? That's just...that's just....that's just not even fair! They are heading this way in a couple of weeks and I can't find anyone crazy enough to go with me. Nice to see I'm not the last of the hair band fans. Pour some sugah on meeeeee!!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

the whole way home I I tired explaing to her step by step on how to use it, so next time this wont happen.

I dont think they make um small enugh to not be noticed..or i would:)..mine is small, but i dont think i could cover that up with tampons!

well I had them on out of doors, just not in doors when it is dark already, or they woulda been on!

and plus when I met them, I wanted them to see my eyes, in case they wnated to look deeply into them..haha

yup, sat in the front row, met them afterward and it rocked hard..damn i would go with you..anyone is crazy if tey dont wanna go...I saw them twice in 3 months, I am THAT dedicated:)

Neurotic1 said...

The tampon thing works like a charm. I have done that on several occasions! Tampons make most men fumble! Concerts are so much better up close. I saw several in the homeland like that. That was back in my wild and crazy days!

~Deb said...

Wow--these pics are great! Sounds like you had a blast! I haven't heard of Def Leppard in YEARS!... It definitely brings back memories.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

so who have ya seen?..Imusta seen 20 concerts in my day, not many but enough..but i dont think we like the same stuff..i could be wrong...but sitting next to the stage, there aint nuttin like it huh!

for shame, u cant tell u have have not heard of def leppard for years..I talk about them all the time..shame..

it was fun...if ya cant tell!

Neurotic1 said...

Okay Bossy- I'll take you back. I have seen Poison, Metallica, Guns n' Roses, Tesla, Queensryche, and Motley Crue all either in front row on the floor or very close. I was so cramped or intoxicated (not sure which) at one Metallica concert I actually puked on a guy standing behind me! I still listen to most of the music from our time. I am a headbanger at heart!

Jodes said...

dang girl, what an awesome trip!!!!! love Def!!!! WOW. So what brought on the "name" change? Bossy????

Bossy♥'s YOU said...


OMG, I was so gonna say I bet you saw Motley cru..haha, i knew it!

*I saw Poison with ratt...back in 88 I think

I have seen
*Chicgao..dont laugh
*Tina Turner
*New Kids on the block..twice..dont laugh
*Janet Jackson
*Phil collens
*Micael Bolton..dont laugh it was the early 90's

*Prince 3 times:)
*Elton John twice
*Hall and Oats..dont laugh
*Def Lepard 4 times
*I saw Queensryce, only becuase they were the opening act for def leppard the first time i seen them

shit i cant rmeber anyone else..I am missing some cool sit i know it..

sounds like u and I need to go to a concert..no puking though!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

the name chenge is only tempaory:)

The LEps r awesoe huh?..cant get any damn ebtter then them in my book:)

Badoozie said...

well, it's fairly obvious that in order to sway them completely to your side, you will need me to accompany you to the next front row session. just let me know when and where, and how much money i need to send...and also, that person who is number one on your comments there? i would totally tell her that is not appropriate, it is porn? what the hell is wrong with her

js said...

haaaaaaaaaaa@ Mr Shakey Britches
haaaaaaa@ buy me shit!
ur ticklin the shit outta me again

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well I am goin next year..if ur a fan..come on along, u wouldlove to have ya with me..I know all the tricks, we will meet them..we will rock hard:)...and yes, Krystal like to show her " goods off"..

I tickel the shit outta u most days, not sure how u can even function ole cracker..

but its true, he would have to step up if one of the leps wanted me...but I am worth it arent I..haha..if u were mr shaky would u buy me shit?..hahaha

Cracker said...

Well now lets see
If I was Mr. Shakey Britches I would always be open for negotiations, barter, trades, etc!!!!!
draw your own conclusions!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

what kind of negotionas are we talking about? what kind of trade?..hmmmmm

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

what kind of negotionas are we talking about? what kind of trade?..hmmmmm

js said...

Well I guess that would depend on what kind of gifts you desired.......

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I like shiney things!

js said...

thatd prolly take some heavy trading then but im sure something could be arrainged. I guess it would just depend on the deal, thats always how it works with anything. Anything can be had/bough/sold if the price is right

Working Mom said...

I love me some pictures of Joe! Post all you want!! They have always been one of my all time favorite bands. Next time you'll have some pictures of me with him to post though!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I am not good with deals, I am more of a "gimmie some shit" kinda gal..

yes, next time your comin with us..you me and my mom..haha...for real, by then you will have popped that baby out! start saving..it is pricey for the front row..plus u gotta fly here..but u can stay at my house:)


Po Cracker said...

well maybe Mr. Shakey Britches doesn't drive as hard a bargain as i do.
shiny shit huh? gimmie? i dunno

Michele_3 said...

Great pictures!
I posted on your earlier post about how cool it is of your mom to go rockin out w/ you! AWESOME!

Next time-
I'm coming along too..


Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes shiny shit..prefarbly in the form of rare coins, diamonds, lipgloss..u know what I like..hehe

yup my mom likes to rock..well u and denise better fly toghter and me and my mom will hook u girls up with a night ull never forget..haha

Jerry said...

You scare me with that tampon trick. I hope Al-Queda doesn't take you under it's wing and have you smuggle weapons onto planes.

Hope you get to enjoy your post-concert buzz for a few days before you come crashing back down to reality.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

sadly, I am there already..

well if the terroist have not thought of the tampon things all on their own, there just plain idiots!

LZ Blogger said...

So... who said the only good thing to come out of Fargo was the movie? Sounds like you had a good time and even got out with your CAMERA (and tampons)! ~ jb///

js said...

well damn!
Sorry then I knew you said shiny
you have a semi that will be delivering a load of tin foil to your house today
hey its shiny!