Thursday, December 08, 2005

Some things to get off my chest..

I really hate posting twice in one day...But this morning I have a number of items bothering me..And this is my blog..So screw off:)

First, to my Kissing Spawn...Next time I find drops of your urine on my toilet seat...I will remove your prostate...

Love mum

To my garbage bags who claim to have odor shield,
Um excuse me, but your box says you have odor shield and that means you shield odors..So why after an hour I out something in my garbage, does my kitchen smell like garbage? GLAD you suck donkey balls and you wont trick me into buying your fancy garb every again...

Love, a very unloyal costumer


To the lady I babysit for,
Um hello there, when you tell me your bringing me your kid Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday and fail to bring him all 3 days without calling me...You better be dead, or at least badly injured somewhere hollering for help..I know you have a hard time paying for my services, but hell, this is damn good kid watching service over here. I water them, I occasionally feed them, I let them color with my crayons, I let them use my pencils to write Santa letters...All this for only 2.25 an hour..I call that one hell of a good deal.

Love, the lady who will not be watching your kid soon if you don't show the common courtesy to call..I could of had something important to do those days but didn't cuz I was watching your kid.


I need to go write out my Christmas cards now..If you want one..Email me your address..

OK, you better go read my real post below..It is way better than this crap

Toodles

23 comments:

Robin said...

breathe in, 1, 2, 3...
breathe out, 1, 2, 3...

Felecia said...

I am right there with you on the toilet seat issue. I am the only woman in our household - between the pittle on the rim and seat and potty training the little one? I'm going to go insane. Even the little (boy) dog is against me - I know he can hold his bladder when excited, he just chooses NOT to!

Odor sheild? Honey, we need to have a talk. I was going to discuss this with you back when you posted about the Jergen's firming lotion, but now it's time. LOTION manufacturers are full of it. Likewise, GARBAGE BAG manufacturers are full of it.

Say it with me: "They're all full of it!" Again... Good.

novaks8 said...

Child Care Providers get no respect.
Seems strange that the person taking care of your most prized possession gets paid so little and treated so poorly huh?

Thats why day care centers get paid no matter when you bring them.

Point this out to the woman.


I am 37 in answer to your question.
Feel MUCH older sometimes and MUCH MUCH younger usually.

I remember thinking 30 was freaking ANCIENT when I was 16.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Robin, I am trying:-)

Felcia, what is it with boys?? They are gonna be finding another place to live if it keeps up..

And thank you for setting me straight...I am learning slowly that advertisements are run from the devils company..They wont get me anymore!!:)

Novak, you said it sista!!! Tnaks for backing me on that one..

your still young to me:)

Melis said...

Right on! Right on! And Ummm.... RIGHT ON!!!!

You go chick a dee! Give 'em ALL the hell they deserve! And I'm with Novaks on the pay in they bring or not! It's such crap when people don't have the common sense to call ya if they aren't going to be bringing them! I'm sure that if she had a repair man coming out, and THEY didn't call and it screwed up her whole day.. SOMEONE's head would roll! I'll tell her!!!!

momma of 2 said...

go see robin's comment....

breathe in, 1,2,3....

Breathe out, 1,2,3....

But in case I need a mean letter written - I am so keeping you in mind...

BossyĆ¢™¥'s YOU said...

Melis,and in the real world..the daycare would still charge the bitch money;)

Momma, I am avaiable for all sorts of services:)

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Mike said...

You could've been baby sitting me this week....I think I coulda used one....lol

Working Mom said...

That is so not right...the pee and the mom not calling you. I would never do that to someone. She's lucky if you keep watching her kids.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Mike, well your a bit taller than the lad I watch:-)

Denise,thanks..not sure whats going on...but this is not a good day:-)

d said...

LMAO! Sorry, but that is one funny post. I'm laughing with you, not at you. Drops on the toilet seat, ugh, boys. I'm sure I have many drops to look forward to in the future.

Oh, and "you suck donkey balls" ? Priceless!

d said...

Sorry you're not having a good day :(

Hope it's gotten better.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

d, so you like doneky balls?? I knew I loved you for a reaosn:)

and yes, it has got slightly better, thanx:)

HizzleThizzle said...

Ouch.. ripping his prostate out might be a little messy.

Peggy said...

I can handle the drops of pee on the seat better than I can handle going to the bathroom in the middle of the night only to fall in!! Put the dang seat down when you finish for gosh sakes!!!! think I will put a lock on the outside of the bathroom door so all who pee standing up has to go outside.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Hizzle Thizel,
sneaky..It took me forver to figure out it was you!! Love it!!

Peggy, oh I hear ya on the seat thing, but this boy pees without putting the seat up..so he dribbles all over my seat that I sit on..LOL

momyblogR said...

OK. Feel better? I know I do, just reading that. Easy girl, you're making me nervous. lol

Jamie Dawn said...

Gosh! I hope you feel better now!

HizzleThizzle said...

Seriously? Well that makes me feel better... I thought it might have been too obvious.

Jewl said...

I was just talking about the whole toliet thing with my Mother... My nephew who is 4 Pees on the seat and I have this fear of sitting in it...
Good Lord woman, get a drink of something, trust me I will be this weekend!! LOL

Anonymous said...

When I buy new pajamas now I have learned to throw the bottoms away.