Thursday, December 15, 2005

My secrets....

I have perfected the art of the sugar cookie. I have tinkered with the recipe I had been using. And lets just say, pure perfection.

Now I realize Martha will be beating down my door for the secret. But I am not giving it up. Back away from Christina Martha, back away. What's that? You want a bake off..Ok..Anytime..But don't make me have to get a restraining order.

oh, and Martha, please hit the treadmill sweetie, I can see your roll through your big bulky sweaters. I know you think your hiding it...But your not...You do not have to test everything.
It is not good for the waistline....Martha...I know..Trust me.

Its not a good thing!!

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Ok this is baby spawns newest funny.

BS: " knock knock momma"
ME: " whose there?"
BS:" me."
ME:" me who?"

BS: "Haaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaa (insert rolling on the floor laughing here, uncontrollable giggling, the wet your pants type)

Maybe its just me, but I don't get it.


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Toodles

28 comments:

Melis said...

I'm very impatiently waiting for my package of cookies in the mail!

And BS... Holy batshit HOW CUTE! Don't you just wish you could crawl into their lil heads to figure out just what it is they ARE thinking?! LOL That's just priceless chick a dee! :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

hmm..getting in thier heads might be a strange place...but a wonderful place where bears dance and you can talk with dora on the phone..might not be half bad:)

pack of 2 said...

"but a wonderful place where bears dance and you can talk with dora on the phone..might not be half bad:"
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You could just smoke pot if you wanted to do that!!! LMAO!

I quit watching Martha...she started to bore me to tears. She seems so uncomfortable doing that show.

Um...you might want to smoke pot before listening to your spawn's joke again & maybe you would "get it."

I'll try it & let you know what I find out...LOL!

Shelly

Marel Lecone said...

Hey, I was just catching up . . . you totally need a foot rub. And, why aren't these in your contract?!? :) And, your little one is a sweet comedian. :) Talk to you later. :)

Working Mom said...

You made me hungry! You know I'm on a diet...are you trying to sabotage it? LOL

Too cute about baby spawn!

Angel Girl said...

Martha needs to find something else to do now! My favorite cooking genius is Rachel Ray!

Kids are so priceless!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Shelly, well you try it out for me..I hate to ruin my 30 plus year drug free record for nothing..LMAO!!..But if it works,,I may reconsider;)

Marel, I obviously need to re-write up my contrat huh?

Denise, I am too..WTF!!...why did i test everything??

Angel, I love rachel ray too. but never remeber to watch her.

Mike said...
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Mike said...

So you make good cookies and you're saying martha has weight issues?....lol

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Mike, yes..that about sums it up:)

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Mavida Lesbiana said...

mmm, I love sugar cookies when they're good sugar cookies.... I want some....

I don't get the joke either - but sounds cute as can be - I want one of them too...

d said...

LOL! Isn't it cute when they start to tell knock-knock jokes? My daughter's first one was: "Knock knock. Who's there? Bare. Bare who? Bare naked." - I have no idea where she came up with that. She told it at pre-school too. I had to tell her that was a home joke.

Snorted with laughter @ Martha. I've never actually watched the show, I'll have to check her and her rolls out. I need to start baking too, having 25 people at my house for Christmas dinner. Shoot me now please.

Tee said...

LOL - Kids come up with weird jokes.

As for sugar cookies - I'm going to be making some this weekend. Does your secret recipe make crunchy or chewy or soft? I like them all depending on my mood :)

vani said...

hey, as long as SHE gets it, right?? do what i do...just play along..LOL and those sugar cookies are sounding real good right about now.

keesh said...

That just made me CRACK UP. your daughter is so dang funny!

how come so many deleted comments? Someone messing with you again?

ok, anyone who has kids, please come to my blog and read my most recent post, I have urgent need for advice! Thanks!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

cat,if your a good girl..maybe I will send you some:)

d, now that is a knock knock joke if I ever heard one..LMAO and you need to be shot if your haivng 25 people over

Tee, they are hard..I dont know how to make soft ones..and those are too sweet for me anyway:)

Vani, she is the only one who gets it..LOL

Kish, no I put one on twice..so I delted it..and I think Mike put on on twice and he delated it...no bad guys anymore..LMAO..i am on my way to check out your post

Peggy said...

I made sour dough bread and kick butt brownies.. wanna trade??? LOL Don't get the joke either but if a child tells it it has to be a good one!

Cliff Morrow said...

Well, I got the joke,,,and now I have to go change my jeans.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

peggy, shh..dont tell anyone..but I dont like bread..:)

Cliff, I knew you would get it:)

Karin said...

Christina how can you not like bread? SO what shape did you make your sugar cookies? As far as Baby spawn isn't it sad that we are no longer as easily amused or awed. Oh and I know what is so funny: she got you to play along with her game even though the joke went nowhere. She has learned early to mock her parents!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Karin, I made trees, stars and candy canes:)

I like breadsticks, but homeade bread or store bought bread, I dunno, just dont like it..

I wish I could be that easliy amused..Seems these days nothing amuses me anymore

Monique said...

I saw Jamie Dawn's gift to you on her blog and had to stop by to say, I completely understand! I had a reduction in 2001. I highly recommend it if you can find a way. Best, best, BEST thing I ever did for myself. I was fortunate to have it covered by insurance. Good luck!

Peanutt said...

Oh, you have to love the jokes that come from little spawns! And after hearing them 150 million times, its a wonder they survive the hands of death! LOL.
Mmmm, cookies....must....have....some....cookies....

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Monique, well its all just a dream really...*sweet dream*..I would never get so lucky as to have it paid for..they really arent THAT big..well I think they are:) Tanks for stopping.

Peanut, you want some? cookies I mean?

Jamie Dawn said...

Martha! Don't make Christina break out her Kung Fu!

B.S. is not a good abbreviation for your little darling.

2many_kids said...

Jd, your so right..I need to change that:)

momma of 2 said...

I want the the sugar cookies... Please ....