Thursday, December 29, 2005

Here are my hideous features

OK, so by popular demand I will showcase some of my flaws that occurred during the last 48 hours...cuz I am cool like that..

First up are the hands...Take note of between the fingers...And remember..I did not know I was applying self tanning to my body....And the picture is fuzzy because I was too close..

Next here is my neck.......Where my bulky necklace was laying....And where Christina got sunburned...

ok, there ya go...ya believe me now?

here is a picture I took on accident. I was trying to take a cool picture of me in the mirror when I tried to scratch my back I pushed the button on accident....Can we say....

"Christina get your fat rear on the treadmill ASAP"

and lastly, I talk about my girls....So I figured I would show you why I am need of a boob job..See how big these girls are....Ok...I know you will donate now;)

OK, I am ready for your feedback........Be easy on me though..I do have feeling...



JD's Rose said...

Hehehe. I love your balls, and your boobies. It's not that bad!

momma of 2 said...

Your Boobies aren't that big - I HAVE BIG BOOBIES... and it's my kids fault.... LOL

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I knew you would love my balls...and my boobies..LMAO..

you liar..they are too big...

and I did not kn ow it was a self tanner..ROFL

Peggy said...

Girl if you think those boobs are big then mine must be enormous!!!! Will trad my 38DDD for yours!! I use to be a nice 34B until I had babies and after each one the boobs never went back to normal. So glad you tried the jergens for me so I know not to buy that Sh**.

CoolChic said...

OMG woman, your boobies are not that big.

If I didn't watch the boob reduction on TV, I would tell my doc they hurt my back and get the operation done for free.

momyblogR said...

What's with the self-tanning? LOL! Man, you blinded me with that flash in the mirror, girl. :)

Jamie Dawn said...

I had a heck of a time AGAIN getting on here! What is the problem here???? I think there's something in your template that my computer doesn't like.

Well, on your side bar, you say you don't care what anyone thinks, and NOW you say you have feelings.
Which is it, girlie?

That's funny about not knowing it was self-tanner. It will fade soon. You can help it along by using a loofah and scrubbing.

I have seen some boobs that make those look like golf balls. Some ladies have boobs that must weigh ten pounds each. I mean watermelons plus! Like I've said before, I wouldn't know the feeling. Mine will forever be perky little lumps that will never have to worry about sagging. There's not enough there to do much sagging, so I suppose that is a good thing.

Wenchy said...

Great HNT shots, loved the tanning lotion in between the fingers! LOL

pack of 2 said...

Oh Christina...gotta love the necklace balls!!!Do you plan to keep the look going?

I don't think your boobs look that big...they look about my size.

No boob job for you;)


Angel Girl said...

hahah, gotta love the balls! But really I think you are being too critical over your body! You are skinny and beatiful, embrace it with pride girl!

Marel Lecone said...

You're crazy--it's not that bad. How are your boobs too big? You really crack me up. But, I did like the ode to Kramer "Don't look at me. I'm hideous!" I do that one all the time. :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I must say that the picutre doesnt really showcase their bigness..I bet if I were to get messured I would be thta big too..LMAO..

I know I have seen those surgires on tv too..but I am still williong to do it...isnt that weird?...

well that is the probelem..I didnt know it was a self tanning thing...I was tricked..those dirty bastards....The flash blinds me too..LMAO

well i am gonna have to figure out what is going on..I have a few people who have trouble getting here, and I cant figure out why...but your right...I think I dont have feeling..:)

acctually I dont play HNT..this is all a big considence:)

Well my balls are almost gone...hehee
the pic doesnt really show how big they really are...I swear they are bigger..;)

Angel,well thank you for your kind words..but I am by NO means skinny sweety...that is where your sadly mistaking:-)

I can see I am gonna have to get a side view of my girls to showcase there growtesk biggeness:)

Anne said...

I'm trying to think of something to say but I'm LAUGHING TOO HARD! Not because you're funny looking dear, cause you are FUNNEEE...ever think of doing a stand-up gig? LMAO

Mike said...

I think the shirt got in the way of determining how 'big' the girls

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

you mut be smokin something..cuz i aint THAT funny sweety..LMAO

you sound like my hubby.....are you guys realted???
just wondering

pack of 2 said...'ve got to love your boobies. I think they look fine. And so what if you've got a little junk in your trunk?

I will never use Jergins self-tanner tho.


d said...

LOL, I've had orange between the fingers too, but the necklace? No excuse for that one from a self-professed tan-a-holic.

BTW, you are skinny, what the hell are you talking about?

Melis said...

Ok... ya skinny biatch! Whatcha talkin bout girly! GEESH! And the girls... Awwwww hell no! Thems ain't big! Maybe one day I'll get gutsy like you and post a pic of mine like that (all 38 II's of 'em) and you'll get an idea of what BIG really is! LOL And the orange... OMG! Are you tryin out for a new Doodle Bop position??? LMAO

Kari said...

Love the pearl necklace, LOL. Silly girl!
You could hand some of that boobage over this way, lord knows I need some!

Charmed1 said...

Okay... So there's no way you can say you are fat, I am fat (plus size queen who put on fat jeans last night and they were tight).

Second off, the girls? Go to wally world, they have these super cool water bras, $8. I have several. My girls are sagging and once I start losing weight, what little I have will be gone.

#rd, I hate tanning bed burns, they itch and hurt so bad, I feel for you.

Charmed1 said...

Oh, sorry I thought you were saying they weren't big enough. Jeesh, my 38C's feel small, so any donations for enlargements send to Charmed*1...LOL

vani said...

the boobs don't look that huge- of course clothes are decieveing. :) hope the orangeness fades soon! hehe

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I got junk in more than the trunk honey!!!!!! But what can ya do??

i know...i am bad,i should no better..i am on the right track now:)

i am NOT a skinny bitch..bitch yes..but skinny by no means...and they are bigger than they look, i swear:)

i bet your jelous of my pearls arent ya;) need boobage, guess we will have to take up a collection for you:-)

too big yes, i think they are too big..lmao...maybe we can get lipo toghther then, rofl..

they are big i swear to GOD

Karin said...

Christina I really want to take your side in this cause I have much love for you, but you are not FAT! If you shop in stores that don't have woman in the title you are not fat, you maybe more volumptious than you wish but that is not the same. I will however take your side on the girls, not so much becasue I think they are large, cause mine are bigger, but if you think they are to large than they are too large for you. I think I will leave the pearl necklace alone though.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well, I will let it slide this one not agreeing with me and all...

I challnge you to a boob off..heehee...Trust me they are big..I am thinking along the lines of a 34ddd....I swear..I have not been emasured in 10 years and then I was a 34b....heehee

***Double_Oh_No*** said...

Though I've never tried the bottled self-tanner, I did recently pay nearly $200 for a package of spray sessions since that's supposively the new in-thing for tanning. Don't do it! For Christmas I got a gift certificate for "traditional" tanning and can't wait to use it.

I don't like getting the lectures on cancer, either, but I figure I might as well look/feel good while I AM alive! :)

As for the boobs...I agree with everyone else that they don't look that big, but then it might be the direction of the cam. I don't know, but I do know how much of a pain they can be!

Charmed1 said...

So I guess it's the concensus that we need a side view. From above didn't work to well. Hold your camera to the side and show us that way, then we could have a better idea of how not so big the girls are...