Sunday, July 01, 2007

every rose has its..

Well, it seems I may be becoming an addict. To what you may be wondering..

the booze
the drugs
the sex
the tattooing
the def leppards
the piercings
the sunshine..

nah, sure some of them maybe...

But, it seems all I ever think about, dream about even is Chinese food.

I am having Mr Shaky make me some homemade wonton soup STAT.

I am not sure what the sudden fascination is, but I aint complaining.

Things are still up in the air regarding the house in the homeland. I do not know whats going on with it...Frankly, I don't give a damn anymore.

I am starting to get a tad nervous. I still have not received my tix for the Leppard show in Detroit yet. I am leaving for there in about two weeks. I need them BEFORE I leave.. I will be writing a very strongly worded letter to ETIX if they do not arrive soon.

Remember when I told you about our little individual meetings last Monday with Barracuda and Baboon?..Normally we get paid for such meetings, but Dillyweed and I noticed we did not, so she calls them, and Baboon answers. This is Dillyweed

so, i was just wondering if we were getting paid for our meetings Monday as it is not on our time sheets

well dillyweed, we felt we should not have to pay you for those meetings as we were paying you when you were writing the letter..

can you even believe that crap?

I need to get out of there now...I mean yesterday..

I think after my trip to the homeland I will not be returning...I cant..I am going insane, and these two ladies are not ever going to forget about that letter...

They are spineless wenches whom will have to answer to the Big Man when there day comes...which is not soon enough

Nothing but douche bags are they...


Well I have my weight at a point where it is almost OK to join weight watchers again. I wanted to drop a few so I could join without being embarrassed of my fat ass.

Soon, I can join soon....once I join I will be posting weekly pics so we can track my progress....Maybe nudey pics..

OK, NEVER nudey pics...I don't want to scare any of you good patrons away.

I need to go buy some fireworks.

With any luck I will blow a finger off, then I can collect SSI for the rest of my life..

If I blow off at least three appendages, I may be able to collect lawsuit money too..

Think about this on this upcoming holiday, blowing off a few fingers could make your days of being a stay at home mom worry free..Sure you will drop the bottles and not be able to pour the milk, as you can not hold those things with no fingers..

but damnit...the compensation outways the negatives by a long shot..

just think about it.

Flip Flop Momma..Peace Out..bea-oches


Cliff Morrow said...

If you blow some fingers off, I know which one you can send your boss.
BTW, about the pics, I think you'll gain a lot more readers than you'll lose.

KrazyMom said...

How the hell do they know if you wrote the letter on the clock or not? I would quit too. They are going to hold it over your heads forever from the sounds of it!

Hope you find your tickets soon! Can't wait to see ya when you travel this way. BTW, you so do not need to lose weight!

Careful with the fireworks plan. Our friend had a leg amputated (medical condition) and has been denied any financial help for years! Although with no fingers, Shaky could do all of the cooking, cleaning and you may be on to something!

lo said...

Do you KNOW what the phrase 'chinese food' also means?!!??!?!?!??!!??!:)

Also, after reading out loud and to my husband about your theory about blowing up or off appendages, he added the following, 'and then you could get a nice new house from TY on Extreme Home
BTW quit if you really can and really want to:)

Flip Flop Goddess said...

yes, they will be getting my birdie fingers cliff...then they would probably just end up suing me anyway..

well funny thing is, the person who started the letter wrote it from home, then one of the girls took it home and re-wrote it, printed it out brought it in and we all sigend it..

they are fuckers...opps, did i say that?

Shit, your hubby has a great damn idea....damn...I shoulda thought bout this before...tell him thanks..

1 plus twins said...

man you need to leave that job, it is crap what is going on there. it is making you miserable and that is no way to live!!

if you blow your fingers off how are you gonna flip your bosses off when you quit!!!

J to the I to the double L said...

sorry I sent u the email last week about the China Lee...I think I may have played a part in your chinese/american cuisine bad.

Doug Bagley said...

LOL, love your sense of humor! Keep at it.

Princess said...

The first thing about being an addict is admitting that you are one. So good on ya for that!



You seem to always be going on holidays! Your so lucky
You should come to Aus, you`ll love it! :D


Katie said...

I can't believe they aren't paying your for that meeting.

patti_cake said...

LMAO at Cliff Morrow!
Those people are assclowns. Total assclowns. I hope you get you Lepp tix soon and chill out over the 4th of July!

JoeinVegas said...

I know you like some of the people, but are there no other jobs around? You do need to get away from them.

Angie said...

well enjoy blowing body parts off over the 4th in your great state. They are "illegal" here in SC, can you believe that crap. I guess they've paid too much SSI from decapitated

hope you enjoy your visit to the homeland~

Working Mom said...

Fireworks scare the bejesus out of me. I don't mind watching them from far away but I can't bring myself to buy them. Hope you keep all your fingers intact this 4th!

No tickets yet?! I'd be a madwoman by now!

Tom said...

Bossy, You'd look awesome with a hook!! Discipling the Bees would be even more fun!

Vani said...

man, those wenches are defintitly trying to drive you guys out of there, f;ing with your money? now i would take that personal.