every rose has its..

Well, it seems I may be becoming an addict. To what you may be wondering..

the booze
the drugs
the sex
the tattooing
the def leppards
the piercings
the sunshine..

nah, sure some of them maybe...

But, it seems all I ever think about, dream about even is Chinese food.

I am having Mr Shaky make me some homemade wonton soup STAT.

I am not sure what the sudden fascination is, but I aint complaining.

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Things are still up in the air regarding the house in the homeland. I do not know whats going on with it...Frankly, I don't give a damn anymore.

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I am starting to get a tad nervous. I still have not received my tix for the Leppard show in Detroit yet. I am leaving for there in about two weeks. I need them BEFORE I leave.. I will be writing a very strongly worded letter to ETIX if they do not arrive soon.

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Remember when I told you about our little individual meetings last Monday with Barracuda and Baboon?..Normally we get paid for such meetings, but Dillyweed and I noticed we did not, so she calls them, and Baboon answers. This is Dillyweed

so, i was just wondering if we were getting paid for our meetings Monday as it is not on our time sheets

well dillyweed, we felt we should not have to pay you for those meetings as we were paying you when you were writing the letter..

can you even believe that crap?

I need to get out of there now...I mean yesterday..

I think after my trip to the homeland I will not be returning...I cant..I am going insane, and these two ladies are not ever going to forget about that letter...

They are spineless wenches whom will have to answer to the Big Man when there day comes...which is not soon enough

Nothing but douche bags are they...

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Well I have my weight at a point where it is almost OK to join weight watchers again. I wanted to drop a few so I could join without being embarrassed of my fat ass.

Soon, I can join soon....once I join I will be posting weekly pics so we can track my progress....Maybe nudey pics..

OK, NEVER nudey pics...I don't want to scare any of you good patrons away.

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I need to go buy some fireworks.

With any luck I will blow a finger off, then I can collect SSI for the rest of my life..

If I blow off at least three appendages, I may be able to collect lawsuit money too..

Think about this on this upcoming holiday, blowing off a few fingers could make your days of being a stay at home mom worry free..Sure you will drop the bottles and not be able to pour the milk, as you can not hold those things with no fingers..

but damnit...the compensation outways the negatives by a long shot..

just think about it.

Flip Flop Momma..Peace Out..bea-oches

F-F-F-oooolin

I did something today I do not normally do. In the last say 20 years I may have done this once .

I bought my own tampons today. I even bought the Sport kind, cause I am a sporty kinda gal. Normally I send the Shakester off to get all my feminine hygiene products. Because I am a pansy ass that way. Even when I was a teen I made my dad buy them. I am sure he was glad when I finally moved out...

I was going to purchase some K-Y Jelly for good measure, because I felt I was on a roll or something..But I did not...

Maybe next time.

Maybe not.

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So this is how my meeting went down.

They give me the 3rd degree about that damn letter. I am asked how I think we should rectify the negativity in the work place. I tell them it is not my job to do so...it is there job, as I did not cause the up heave, they did.

They asked me if I stand by the letter, I told them I do.

I told them if they are going to fire us, do it now...And that we are tyring to forget about it, but they keep hashing it up.

They said no one was getting fired.

I asked them how they expect us to move on, when they keep throwing it in our faces.

Sounds like it will be all blown over soon....

but I still stabbed them both with my ice pick.

Flipping out on a daily basis..

I am thisclose to needing some sort of anxiety pill/crack.

Crack is whack.

A brand new DAY

Well it seems I have slowly recovered from the night of fun that reeked havoc on my intestinal track. Shaky remained me that I killed a bunch of brain cells and that I will never be as smart as I was Friday night before I left with the girls..



Its a small price to pay to puke in a public establishment.

By Saturday evening Mr Shaky wanted to go to the movie theater to see Evan Almighty.

So we went.

I ate some popcorn, my tummy was not happy. It was very cute, and I LOVE Miss Wanda Sykes, she is so damn funny. And you no what? This movie had not one curse word in it.

This post you are reading now, has more curse words then this damn movie..see there ya go..


If you have older kids, they will love it...



no i am not a paid spokesman for the movie , nor to I profit from you seeing it..I am just paying it forward, telling u bout something u might wanna go take the kids too..so sue me.

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So my big individual meeting with Barracuda and Baboon will take place at 10 am CST. I am going prepared. I am taking an ice pick, just for good measure.

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I have come up with a dilemma with my 10 year old son...


You see, he plays this game online. Its called Ruin Scape or something to that effect. He has been playing it for a few months. Him and his lady friend play it, along with other kids from school.


I told him, pounded this is his head.. DO NOT TALK TO ANYONE ONLINE YOU DO NOT KNOW. I mean it is drilled into his head, kinda like wiping your ass after you sit on the pooper.


Come to find out, he was talking with this female. A 19 year old female. A 19 year old female who thought he was 23. A 19 year old female who thought he was 23, that said he broke her heart and that he cheated on her.


WTF?


I wont go into every bloody gory detail, but he gave this girl his password, and she used all his money and deleted all his friends.


I told him over and over again, never to give your password to ANYONE but his dad and I.


Mr Shaky doesn't even have my email password...not that I care, but he has never asked and I have never told him...


I just don't understand why he did that.


he had to have been doing all these breaking of the 19 year olds heart at my moms, as he was only allowed on the computer on weekends here for 20 minutes a day. Plus I was always sitting here watching him..


So not only is he NEVER playing that game again, but he is not allowed on a computer of any kind until he can afford to buy his own.


Since I only pay him 5 bucks a week, it wont be anytime soon.
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Well, I will let you know if I have a job after my meeting...here is a list of possible scenarios me and my buddies have come up with


1. They are apologizing and giving us raises

2. We are fired.

3.They are reviewing our job performance then either firing or raising us.

4.They are werewolves and they are preparing for a full moon..ok, thats just mine.

5.They are going to ask each of us if we want the house manager job

6. They want to have dirty office sex with us..which I am oppose to, being one is a barracuda and one is a baboon.

7. They want to kill us..that is why I am bringing the ice pick.


so those are the only possible reasons we can think of.

Right now, I do not even care which it is.


When they brought our schedule for July in Friday, it was only filled out for the first two weeks...when it is normally done by the month.


I might need two ice picks and one rubber mallet.


I will keep you updated on which weapon I needed.



Peace and love...