Its funny how you can think about something, then BAM out of the clear blue sky..Which is here.
I took this today driving back from my moms...Why did I have my picture taker ?..Well that is coming up in just a few seconds..Ok?
So anyway, the last few days every time I drive I am bombarded by little birdies. They are all over the road, not paying any damn attention to the traffic trying to pass. They just sit there, and take their own sweet time to fly away, or waddle fastly..
So I decided I would not longer "brake for birds" I figure hell, they have wings, not me, if they wanted to move fast , they could...Its they choose not too.
Now I am a loving creature..(ok, stop your laughing) I love animals. I mean I have a husband and all. But I have found myself actually TRYING to hit the birds. Who does this? A freaking pscyopath?..
Well today as I am driving over to my moms to see this....
Yes that is a baby Robin..Poor lil fella doesn't even has his eyes open yet..This is very creature I have been trying to run down for the last 2 days. What is wrong with me?
On my way home it happens. I have cleared my mind of committing homicide on the birds. I am going to just slow down and let them take there ole sweet time getting the hell out of my way
Then.....BAM....THUMP....
A poor sweet Robin ran..( I mean flew) into my windshield. It flopped on my hood, then landed on the street. I looked out my rear view mirror in horror as the thing fluttered around helplessly on the road.
There I was. A murderer. A cold hearted bid murderer. Sure, its vehicular homicide, but homicide non the less.
This day will live down in infamy. I bossy, have killed a bird, on the same day I was thinking about killing one. On this day not only did I see a baby bird so cute in his nest, and seen his mother feed him chewed up worms. But I also killed its daddy.
My spot in hell keeps gettin warmer..
Bee Real
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006
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21 comments:
not if you didnt help them get dead:)
I hate things like that too.
What do you know that I don't about Dawn Marie? I've been gone most of the day. Did she have her baby?
Don't know if I was suppose to laugh or not. But I did laugh.
Never mind - Susie's got it.
Thanks.
Funny you say that cuz as I was driving down the road yesterday I noticed a bird just as I was about to drive over it. Thankfully I think it flew away before my tire could get to it. I did hit a possum once :(
I would rather hit a bird than a deer. They don't do as much damage to your vehicle.
Did you ever think that, maybe the bird was trying to commit suicide. So all you have to do is pray for forgiveness and maybe the devil will add a little ice to your warm spot.
Good day!!
granny,
yes, she had her baby the other day..
krystal,
well, i suppose you should of been morning the loss of the bird, but some people laugh in times of tragedy;)
beth,
well i have been trying to run over them, then when i am finally reformed, i kill one..ugg
aatank,
well I never thought of that.. you might be right..thank you for potentially saving me from the throws of hell..haha
well i am off to get ready for my hard day at the jewlery counter people..stay out of trouble;)
OMG, flash backs to my driveway incident a couple weeks ago!! I think I need therapy, yes for the obvious reasons, but now for the dead birdies out there!!
Awh! Monkey M would of been so upset if he saw that~he adores birds!
Slow down Bossy, life isn't going anywhere-your suppose to notice the birdies not kill them-LOL!
(really just kidding with you)
My hubby ran over a turtle once by accident & I about cried though..
accidents happen though-
Oh gosh, I am sorry, but I am laughing too. But you know what? I once ran over a family of racoons and felt so bad I pulled over and cried!! lol My husband thought it was the funniest thing in the world that I was so upset. I also have a nest of birdies in my back porch lights and have thought many times of spraying it down with the hose, but then I saw them hatch the other day and I couldn't believe I was going to spray it down. I feel for you girl!! (although I am still kind of giggling over here lol)
I read somewhere that squirrels do that just for the rush...
Maybe those birds just wanna get high....
Oh, how sad and ironic :)
Too bad for the bird. I'm sure you won't got to hell for that. Now, I don't know about the other things . . . LOL!
okay I know I'll be in hell because I laughed - so at least you wont be lonely.
Awww...poor little birdie. See what happens when you think bad thoughts?;)
Angie
hey guys,
well i am glad some of you are getting a good laugh at my expense and the birds..and fantsatgirl, i will keep a spot cool for ya;)
FOR SHAME BOSSY!!!
I once wreaked my roommate's car trying NOT to hit a cat. Turned out...I hit the cat with both tires & ran through a ditch & two fences. It was so unnecessary to wreak the car too...
As much as I love animals....sometimes you just can't help it...ya gotta hit them.
:)
Shelly
shelly,
damn woman, all that and you STILL killed tha cat..oh my word..
well i have hit a sheep dog, a few cats, some racoons, a baby deer, and frogs..
i am what they call a repeat offneder;)
Good thing you weren't thinking about hurting yourself or ending your life, with your luck that day it might have happened. Luckily I have never had to dodge slow birds, they stay outta my way hehe.
My son in the bodyshop business would prefer you run into something larger..say a deer.
Poor little birdy (and poor Bossy) ... I hope you get over the shock ...
I've only every hit bunnies before ... they are everywhere over here !! Come close to a kangaroo, but we missed one another, and ditto the wombats (boy do they both make a mess of your car!!).
The poor birdy was probably really interested in what was on the other side of your windscreen ... you !!
Take care, Meow
I hit a squirel once and I cried.
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