Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Freedom

Well my son managed to go one day now with no red flag warnings on his record..My little perp learned him a good lesson ehh?

My Boo Bee went around today with her Dora back pack on. She says " momma I ready for the bus momma"

I told her she cant go to the bus, she isn't old enough.

" why momma?"

Trust me, if it were not beyond my control you would be at school, but little babies who poop and urinate on themselves still need to be coddled on their mother bossoms I guess.

At dinner I had a cook out..It was 90 degrees in the shade so I thought it was a perfect idea. My Boo bee says " knock knock momma"

I hate her knock knocks....There is never a punch line, but tonight, I regress, she finally made a funny

Whose there

" hot dog"

"hot dog who"

"momma your a wiener"

pure comic gold folks, pure comic gold..

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Guess what, this fatty is joining weight watchers..I am going to start Friday. My goal is to get down to my natural weight....7lbs 12 ounces.

Whoever said it was a good idea to walk 4 miles in the blistering sun? I did, that's who..According to my mother she is never walking with me again. I mean a little heat stroke never killed anyone right? She still had to make a scene, pouring water over her head, red face, panting like a dog in heat....I swear, I cant take her anywhere.

I let Mr shaky pants mow the back yard. There are not uniform straight lines. That's what happens when you let a man do a woman's job...This is why we birth the babies.

Bee Real

28 comments:

just_tammy said...

Boo Bee is pretty darn funny if you ask me.

Hey, you have to give redheads a break in the heat. When the face matches the hair, it's time to go in. Okay, so my hair is no longer red, but my skin still turns that lovely shade. Trust me - it's not a good look. This is why the front flower bed is finally done, but there are still two very dirty cars sitting out front.

Red skin tone or not I need chase you around the lake on a regular basis. Seems like all my walking partners have been at least a half foot taller so they walk and I wog (that would be half walk/ half jog). Either that or you come down here and do the golf course walk with me.

Fantastagirl said...

I'd never keep up with you - I finally went and clocked my walk - I only walk 2.5 miles - I don't know why I thought it was further - but it's not...and I walk at night - after the sun starts setting otherwise I'd be redder than a cherry.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

tammy,
you come walk the lake with me, and i will do the golf course with you..mmaky?..my mom is a red head ya know. you two have something in common, and her hair isnt too red anymore either, the red fades as you age..haha


fantstagirl,
2.5 miles is good my dear..i would walk it with ya;)I am too scared to walk it when the sun goes down..there are no street lights and its super dark, with bushes where creepy people wanting to kill me could be hiding;)

Gette said...

Lovin' the heat. Won't last long. Hubs and I are trying to get healthy, but neither of us likes to walk unless we're walking to somewhere-the neighbor's, the store, the bar, etc. Guess we'll just have to stick to that all sex exercise plan...

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

gette,
ok, your plan sounds much better than mine does...

i love the heat..it is suppose to be near 90 all weekend here..i have big plans:)

LZ Blogger said...

I love it! ... you LET him mow the lawn! ~ Classic! ~ jb///

Jerry said...

"momma your a wiener". Boo Bee got a punchline.

Brings a tear to the eye, don't it?

Jamie Dawn said...

Boo is a regular comedian.

Your natural weight. Ha, ha... good one!

Walking in the heat is not very fun. I'm with your mother on this one.

Cliff Morrow said...

Mowing the lawn is womans work. I don't know about Mr S.P., but I adore you, and want to have your children.
I'd try to stick with about 10 pounds if I were you.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

lz blogger,
thats right!..acctaully I am an avid yard work girl, he takes care of the snow and i do the rest of seasons..is it weird i like mowing?

jerry,
more than a tear, i needed a tissue:)

jamie,
i tell you, she was on a roll..

walking in the heat isnt the smartes idea, i will say that:)

cliff,
now you tell me, I am done having kids now..

The Green Family said...

momma your a weiner....
TOO FUNNY!!
None of my kids knock knock jokes EVER make sense either.
Stuff like...
knock knock...
whose there...
coffee table..
coffee table who...
coffee table on your butt...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
*not funny*

lawbrat said...

You're a weiner!! Too funny.

Its 90 in the shade? Its still cold here! We actually had the furnace on this week. Its almost June! Something is SO wrong with that.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

the green family,
trust me, this was a once in a lifetime thing..normally her knock knocks are

kncok kncok
whose there
doggie
doggie who
knock knock
whose there
um, grass

and the cycle repeats itself..not pretty..

lawbrat,
i know my family there in michigan says the same thing, its been chilly..it is suppose to be in the low 80's to low 90's thru the weekend..wanna come for a BBQ?

Working Mom said...

Hey, leave the redheads alone...LOL I love to walk. I just like to have a partner, so I don't cause no one will walk with me. I haven't walked since my treadmill died. So, move your butt to FL so we can walk!!

And you do not need to lose weight! You look really good!

I like Boo's joke. Sounds like something I'd say to hubby...LOL

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

denise,
trust me, if mr shaky pants went senile or bind i would move there..he wants to go to south carolina..not florida.

we would walk ever night..i hate wlaking alone too, but i do it when i have too..

well damn girl you look too but your on weight watchers..i just need a little help losing my last 20 pounds..

Kendra Lynn said...

Boo Bee is priceless. I love her. :)
Good luck with Weight WAtchers. I really wish I were more disciplined. Sigh.
Gotta work on that.

Kendra

vani said...

your boo bee is too cute for words. :)

and let me know how the WW goes, I've been on their website recenlty considering joining too! They have some meetings I can attend close to home, the first one is free. I need motivation and I can't do it alone.

The Blog Whore said...

I like the one,

Knock knock...

Go away.

Hilarious post my dear, as always. If I need a smile or a giggle, I come here.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

kendra,
boo bee is definalty a spit fire..well i dont think weight wathcres is going to eb that bad for me..i can stick to something if i am paying for it;)

vani,
i am gonna do the online one..no meetsing for this hussie:)

blog whore,
aww, thank you..your sweet on me aint cha?

( your the crack up though, i still bust out thinkng about you letting one rip)

Michele_3 said...

Boo cracks me up! I bet she puts a smile on your face everyday(too sweet)
I love to mow the yard, hubby never lets me though- He likes it too(says it is a big stress reliever)He works all the time, so I LET him -he needs to vent somehow..
I also love to walk, I'm with Denise(move here to Florida) & we'll start a walking club! Just tell hubby "No Go" on South Carolina & your set-LOL!

Mike said...

Will you come mow my yard?

and....

I went for a long walk yesterday myself.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

michele,
yes she does make me laugh all the time..

trust me, i would be on the first flight out if he would let me;)

mike,
yes i will mow your yard, if you can get me one of them beds...mmkay?

Triplet Dads said...

reading your blog for the first time. what a hoot! Just saw where Janet Jackson lost 60 lbs over the last 4 months. I'm guessing it involved some serious cocaine and liposuction.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

marty,
well thank you for stopping by..hmm, you must be relation to cliff huh?..

yes, i saw janet lost some weight..and i think your right on how she did it..you have a sharp eye, i can see that:)

Choppzs said...

Ha Ha you're a weiner!! lmao!!! That sounds like my daughter. She loves the word weiner and will use it any chance she gets!! lol Boo is so cute!

Cori said...

Youare so funny...I swear you always make my day!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

choppzs,
yes I am a weiner:)..kids are so dang funny.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

cori,
aww shucks..thank you:)