Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Take the long way home

I have learned yet another thing they gets blisters in a 2 year olds britches, or maybe just my 2 year old. Not letting her wear her new Dora shoes to bed.

I want to take Dora and her oblong head and Buddha belly and gouge her little Mexican eyes out. Not only does Boo need to wear her Dora shoes, but she also wants to wear her Dora Jammies to bed every night..And lay with her Dora ball, and continueolsy hold her Dora books. Has me kiss her Dora doll that sits in tub water, makes me watch Dora dance the maranga, and make me tell Boots hello.

This is a very bad situation. There is nothing quite like the wrath of a 2 year old demanding to wear her Dora shoes to bed.

As Butch Bee says, " well mom, stop buying her Dora stuff"

Point taken my son, your not as retarded as I thought you were , good boy!!

Bee Real

I will post pics tomorrow of Norm with his party hat and some cake.....So stay tuned!!
happy birthday 2 me...another year closer to certain death, doesnt get much better than that!!


Fantastagirl said...

It could be worse - Tink - wants to BE Tinkerbell... she asks on a daily basis when her wings will grow so that she can fly like Tinkerbell..I kid you not.

Stupid Peter Pan movie...who knew?

Granny said...

I think I bought Dora fruit snacks today. Hope I haven't started something.

aatank said...

Argh, I hate charater shoes. I never bought them for my girls, I just told them they didn't have their size. Maybe that is way my 4 yr. old doesn't know her numbers very well. Oh well... at Easter I went against my own will and bought Hello Kitty shoes. "They are so awesome because they have heels," says my 4 yr. old.

Knock on wood, 22 month old is not into any charaters yet!!

You could always break Dora's head off or bury her in the backyard and then listen to Boo cry forever. Your son is bright, we should listen to our kids more often.

just_tammy said...

Happy Birthday to you on your actually birth day! You guys celebrate as long as you can - not a bad idea - just possibly expensive! Hope you have a great day. Hope you and Norm enjoy the cake.

No come back for your very wise son?! Sad but true. Actually, you probably buy the stuff so you can have calm while shopping and all those 'I love you, you're the best mommy' are hard to resist while buying. Then you get home....All I know is Dora isn't a large purple dinosaur. Count your blessings...

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

NOTE TO SELF: dont let boo bee watch Peter Pan:)

I think you have brewed a potentail riot at your place now:)

well mr shaky pants is right with you on that one..my only probelm is those are the only kind of little kid shoes you can buy..Blondie bee has hello kitty shoes..(she doenst even like hello kitty but they had these dangly things on them so she was sold)..now my son does not wear those kind of shoes..

sometimes kids can be so wise, you just want to slap the wiseness right outta them:-)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

tammy, opps we must have been posting at the same time..

thank you...i get my birthday off and mr shaky pants said i could blog all dfay if i wanted..and i just might do it:)

sad thing is i bought those damn shoes when i was alone..i even called her from the store to ask her if she wanted dora or elmo shoes..i should be shot..dead!

Peggy said...

Happy Happy Birthday!! Do something crazy though I know it would be hard to find something you haven't already done LOL. You can dress Norm up like Dora and she can take him to bed so you can kiss him goodnight!

Working Mom said...

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear bossy.....happy birthday to you!!! (See, I can sing!)

Hope you enjoy your day with Norm! And may you get many presents that do not include Dora!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

so are you giving me premission to dress norm up like a girl?..haha

you have such a lovley voice, but your no kelly pickler..teehee..

novaks8 said...

Happy Birthday!

Hey, did Dora take yesterday off?


Karin said...

You know last week you kept worry about Butch being retarted, I think he sounds pretty bright.

Happy Birthday! May you have a great day and get your fill of cake and icecream!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

dora never gets a day off..thats why i hate her:)

he might not be as retarded as once published;) and thank you;)

Princess said...

Happy Birthday to you!!! I hope you have an awesome and relaxing day!
Are you having a party?


Kendra Lynn said...

Oh boy...we have the same problem with all the stupid Disney princesses. Just think of your problem DOUBLETIME. Merry and Kelsey have two of everything (just to make MY life simpler).
If one wears princess shoes, the other must as well. It goes on and on and on.
Thank God they don't feel that way about Dora.
Although, we have all the Dora DVD's and have watched them hundreds of times.
Happy Birthday!!!

Badoozie said...

your son is wise. you are retarded. point well taken?

heres a plan. i'm full of them today.
you get ahold of dora, pretend you are the voice of dora. only when you talk to boo, make it a really horrible demonic voice. say "i am not dora, i am satan, i am here to rip your head off in the night"..

your boo will n ever look at her again. i swear it works. try it. prepare to throw all that crap away.

Cliff Morrow said...

Happy Birthday!!

Let's spread poison all over Dora, and feed her to Barney. This, should get me some kind of prize. This is why I get paid the big bucks.

Nerdine said...

Happy Birthday, girl!
who's Dora? or should I say What's Dora?
I feel like I'm from another planet right now..

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

thank you my dear.no party when your this old;)

well having one obbssed with dora is bad enough..i say we ban all childrens programming:)

i like your ideas, but now is that any way for a socail worker to talk?

now that is even better...kill 2 PIA with one stone..good thinking friend;)

they dont have dora in norway?..ok tommorw i will be posting a pic of dora..gosh you need to have some kids..haha

Tee said...

My 4 yo Julian (yes, a boy) went through the Dora phase. It'll pass, promise... Just limit your exposure to Benny the Bull. His voice makes me want to kill myself.

Michele_3 said...

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to Bossy, Happy Birthday to you!

Hey girl, I hope you have the most wonderful birthday & relax & eat cake & open presents & may all your wishes come true too..
Did I forget anything else?
:)-oh & don't get Norm to drunk, he might fall on his head again..

Take care!

Ju said...

I don't know what it is about Dora, but kids just LOVE her! And don't forget about Diego now. Dora's cousin...for the boys I guess

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

i hear ya on benny the bull..i especailly hate the one where he has the hiccups..Hip-Boom-Ohh

thank you my sweet.
good point, maybe he should drink non alcholcic drinks, i am not sure if he is a mean drunk either;)

yes dieago..for some reason I can tolerate him..maybe it cause his head isnt so odd looking..

Mike said...

Happy Birthday....If I were you I would buy yourself your own Dora stuff to play with so you don't have to share.

Anna said...


Bossy♥'s YOU said...

thank you..not a bad idea.

thank you sweety:)

The Blog Whore said...

Happy Birthday!!!

Party like a rock star!!


EmmaSometimes said...

just swinging by to wish you a happy birthday!! Hope it is super duper!!

Cori said...

I want to see the pictures of you boo bee with all of her Dora crap on....pleeeeease????

Meow said...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Bossyyyyyyyyyy
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuu !

Hope the day was wonderful, with not too much Dora !!

Take care, my friend .... Meow

Wethyb said...

Happy birthday my "Days" partner in crime!!!

Kill, kill, kill Dora!!!!

Jamie Dawn said...


I hope you got lots of Dora presents. You need Dora jewelry, shirts, shoes, and bed sheets.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

thank you guys, your really cracking me up..no dora stuff, maybe next year though..