Boo Bee wakes up from her nap around 2:30pm Wednesday. As she is walking out of her bedroom, she demands a cookie and some juice. Just like that she says "momma, I need cookie and juice"
I say " did you just give blood?"
she said "yes."
With the 2 days off in a row it has made me wonder something. How many days is too many wearing the same bra? Its not like underwear. underwear (according to me) should be changed about hourly. I know this is not possible for most people, but it should be. Not that I get close enough to anyone's underwear area persay, but I know what goes on in there, and that's enough for me.
I know a girl I went to school with that would wear the same pair of underwear for 2 days, she would just turn them inside out. It made me feel dirty when I was around her, I never knew what day we were on. I always hoped it was day one.
But back to the bra's. How long is too long? Do you change them everyday, every other day? I don't have as many bras as I do undies, what is the correct number of bras one should have?
Ponder that, and let me know..
You know who I had a crush on when I was naive? Well I am not sure either, it was either Milli or Vanilli. I never knew what one was which, and I guess now it doesn't matter anyway right?
How come the pants I bought my two older bee's and Christmas time now look like floods? How is it possible? They must be putting miracle grow in the milk.
I let Boo Bee have cake for breakfast. And lunch....I only had to dirty one plate.
I went shopping. I had to buy some spring clothes. I was kind of shocked when I had to buy a size 12. When the Sam bloody hell did I get so Phat? Granted less than 2 years ago I was a size 18 and well over 200 pounds, but still, its like shock and awe.
I need to go on a all liquid diet. How can having kids make you so phat? Is it written in the handbook I never got? Because if I would of read the chapter on bossy two year olds, no sleeping for 18 years and the weight gain..Well I might of adopted....A dog.
I will leave you with yet another wise thought by Butch Bee..Mr shaky pants says to him" stop acting so childish."
" but I am a child."
his retardation seems to be coming to a close folks....Ivy League here we come.