This week's featured artist is Aerosmith..mmkay?
So I have had a busy holiday weekend. I worked everyday except Monday. It was well over 100 degrees on Saturday. It was truly magical.The air was so thick with humdity I could barley breath. It was a wonderful thing.
Sunday it was the same, 2 whole days in paradise. Monday it cooled down to a chilly 89 degrees, but I wont complain.
Monday we went to the Mall of America. I thought it would be packed, but really it was not. We tried to talk Blondie Bee into getting her ears peirced. But to know avail, I even threatend her with no food and water...her response..
" yea wight"...it is cute, she does not say right, its wight....its funny folks, trust me.
There was not much traffic, so I did not have much trouble getting around, I really hate driving in minneapolis...Its like what I invision hell to be like, only colder.
While at the mall my 11 year old cousin from New Mexico wanted to get her ears peireced. We went to Claires..Here in this state any one under the age of 18 has to be with a parent or they dont get a peircing...so my aunt had to whip out her ID...The young lady doing the peircing on my cousin says " oh, are you from there?"..I am thinking that is a really stupid question, but then again my lisence says I live in Michigan...so I know its possiable for such things to be.
But its gets stranger from this point. She then says to my aunt..
" I knew this girl once who went there, she said everyone got arrested for dumb things and it was scarey there."
My aunt says.." um, thats Mexico sweety..I live in NEW Mexico.."
The girl than says " whats the differnce?"
Now this brings many questions for me...Is our public school system that bad off that ours kids are not learning all the 50 states,or what Mexcian people look like. It is clear looking at us, or heck , even hearing us speak that we are not from Mexico. I was going to give that girl my blog address so she could read up on the Mexcian culture..I know it very well....Too well maybe...not bad for a white girl I say.
I will share some pics with you.....I dont have much of a post today..I have been spending lots of time with my aunt and my cousin...I have not seen her since 1994...And she bought me a new pair of walking shoes..she told me the ones I had were just not good enough..so while at the mall she took me to The Sports Authorty and gots me some new walking shoes... I love my aunt..
Ok on to the picutre portion of this Gawd awful post..
ok, let me introduce you to these people...People..this is my aunt (in the blue) , my cousin ( in the black)..my mom..( in the pink...)..and my bees you know them already..ok lets move on..(no boo bee and mr shaky pants did not go with us..damn party poopers.)
this was just the view from the ferris wheel at the mall...
um, this is just Ikea....we parked by it..its much easier then dealing with the parking garage...
Just another view....It was such a pretty day..
The bees pouting on the way back to the car....kids are big fat whiny babies sometimes..thats all I am sayin..
This my friends is The World biggest ball of Twine built by one man..it took 29 years to make..why?, dont ask me...but this is a big attraction near my house. I thought we were the only fools there, and then a few more car loads of fools pulled up..I didnt feel so stupid then..
ok I wont show you any more twine...here ware some of the bees in the pool and just playing around...I know your gonna enjoy this.
Ok this is a cloud, just in case you live under a rock or dont spend much time out of doors..
A Cumlmbuis cloud
for you retards, that is a rain cloud.
But that cloud only produced a few sprinkels
This is my legs, I thought it was kinda funny..I am not sure what I was taking a picutre of, but I was obvoiusly not looking thru the view finder.
I can tell this post is going to come out all weird, the pics are going to be in the wrong spots..My internet has been so slow and weird all weekend, I have not been able to check my mail in 3 days..the Yahoo thing wont open at all for me..damn them..I could have some very important mail and not know..someones life could be hanging in the balance..
In the time it took me to write this and load the pics, I could of served a full 4 year term as presidnet, been a sarragate mother to a goat, birthed 2 sets of siamse twins, and ran 24 marathons...yes it took that long...
At least 3 hours.
Target is starting to suck the life out of me. I get to close tonight. I work with a girl who has the same name as Blondie Bee...I will call her "scabby"...no she dont have scabs, but that is going to be her name.
I can not call her by her name, becuase she taints the very name of my second born..The girl is 21 years old...And I can not stand the site of her. she is one of them who thinks they are really pretty, but she has the face of a bull dog...And the attitide of a castrated pony....
So me and scabby close tonight, there may be blood shed..Bossy doesnt care much for scabby. Not one bit, nor Target..so it is a double wammy.
I am thinking of shooting my own foot off so I can collect some sort of goverment aid and not have to work anymore.
Oh double treat for you...my spell check wont pop up..enjoy folks:)..and this is me fixing it...
well I better go get blondie bee ready for her last day of school..oh to be in school again, summers off, no crappy jobs at target, and sleeping in..
wait, that was my life just last year before I thought that getting a job was a good idea..I shoulda shot my foot off way back then,
ok i am done now..I swear.