Saturday, May 06, 2006

Magic

It.Is. A. Slow. Day

Why isn't there grape flavored ice cream? There are some weird flavors.No grape. Why? It just hit me like a ton of ragweed.Boysenberry.Yup, got that one.Cherry?Yup, got that too.Think about it.

This is what happens when Bossy has a slow day, she refers to herself in the 3rd person and thinks about why there is no grape ice cream. I wouldn't eat it if I found some, it was just something I thought about.

I mowed my lawn. This is the before shot..You will be very impressed.















See, she needs a little work..This is what a simple lawn mowing job will do for Bossy's place.































There, that is what I did today. Took me all day because I was so lazy I kept coming in to get drinks and to nap. But she is done.

A house a few blocks down has been lifted off its foundation. The house is now sitting on the sidewalk. I was going to take a pic, but I am too lazy to walk down and snap a shot..Maybe later..






ok here is a house where it is suppose to be..(this is bossy's house)































this is where a house should not be...this is my neighbors house...


















































I know this pictures suck, mr shaky pants doenst clean his car windows, what can ya do?....but there is the house that is very close to the sidewalk...see I wasnt lyin.

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I ate a whole bag of Funoions today. It was good.


My dog needs a bath.My cat just got done beating the crap out of her, now she is pouting on the couch.

I am hungry again.

I need to go for my 4 mile walk around the ocean. It is a small ocean.

Bee Real
<3

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thought this was supposed to be your do over birthday weekend?! Oh, that's right - mowing the lawn is loads of fun for you!

Maybe grape sorbet but ice cream...Guess it is something to ponder.

Are you making fun of my house? Not all of us live in palaces like Bossy. Some of us are mere mortals.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

Peggy said...

I know how you can get money for all your surgeries and that condo in Hawaii!!!!! Mow everyone's lawn! If you can make each one go from the before to the after shot you can mow mine first and I will pay for the condo!!! LOL

eyes_only4him said...

tammy,
yes, it was my choice to spend most of the day mowing..I am a mowing whore:)

sorbet dont count...now find me some grape ice cream woman!!

I had no idea that was a shot of your house, gosh the military goes all out dont they?..tee-hee

Peggy,
well I would mow yours just for some bundles of your homeade soap:-)

KrazyMom said...

So how did you get the priveledge of posting?? It won't let me today! Your yard looks great! I just like mowing the lawn because it is an excuse to get some sun!! Grape ice cream....never crossed my mind! A house on the sidewalk? We need a pic.

eyes_only4him said...

kelly,
its a well known fact blogger loves me:)

yes I love mowing for the sun and the smell of fresh cut grass..

ok, i will walk down and snap a pic just for you and i will edit into this post..are you happy?

KrazyMom said...

Hey, I need a good laugh today...Okay?? Humor me!

Anonymous said...

all I have done today is shower and grocery shop.

I'm a loser.

Fantastagirl said...

hmmm unless you really really like grape I don't think it would taste very good.

your lawn looks great....and uhm what is up with that house? - are they getting a new basement?

Kendra Lynn said...

Wow..nice lawn.
Nice house...dirty car windows. LOL
I hope you enjoyed your day. :)
Mine was long. But not as long as yesterday.
Tomorrow will be longer than both put together.
No resting for me.
ah well.
Take care..hope you someday find grape ice cream.
Kendra

eyes_only4him said...

kelly,
well I dont know how funny it is, but knock yourself out!

mary,
aint nothing wrong with that..sounds peacful:)

fantstagirl,
ok, point taken.I didnt say it would be good, just that they have coffee flavored, so where is the grape..

yes they are getting a basment put in..

kendra,
dirty windows indeed:)

Melis said...

Ok.. if you get a do over, then I do too! Hmph! LOL

Happy (do over) Bday to you...
Happy (do over) Bday to you...
Happy (do over) Bday dearrrr Bossssyyyyyyyy...
Happy (do over) Bday to you!

Girl! I truely am sorry.. Both myself and lil one were sick the whole past week.. and everything else just went to hell in a handbasket! =( Yanno I love ya!

And.... Nice yard... not so nice neighbor house, but funny! LOL And....

HAPPY BDAY GIRLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

you are a dweeb!! good job on that lawn, goodness its huge.

and that house off its foundation. thats just weird. was there a tornado through there? i missed something

eyes_only4him said...

melis,
sorry you and lil one were sick, I will let it slide this time:)

suzie,
I have not been called a dweeb in years:)

no tornado, they are having a basement put in or something..you didnt miss anything;)

gangadar,
thanks..oh my birthday was last tuesday, I just try to extend it out as much as I can;)

Buffy said...

I sorta like the before shot. Very rustic.

eyes_only4him said...

buffy,
very rustic indeed...it looks kinda spooky to me though;)

mikster said...

Don't ask for grape ice cream to loudly...they may actually start making it.

eyes_only4him said...

mike,
point well taken:-)

Princess said...

To my knowledge, i think they make a grape flavoured ice-cream. Its called Grape Swirl.
I think im gonna look out for it - just to try. i`ll keep u posted ;)

xoxo

Princess said...

You can come and mow my lawn if you want! ;)

You have a nice looking street. Everything looks so perfect. Do your neighbours bake you cookies?
(Like on Desperate House Wives) lol

xoxo

eyes_only4him said...

princess.

oh I dont want any of the grape ice cream if they have it..maybe they have it in your neck of the woods, just not in mine..haha

desparte housewives..haha..pretty damn close;)