Thursday, February 02, 2006

Still no writing area set up:(

Well another birthday has come and gone here.

Meltdown spawn wants to be a bounty hunter and Meg Ryan spawn wants to marry Simon from American Idol.

I have went wrong somewhere.

And why does Meg want to marry Simon you ask? Because he is mean like me..

Maybe I am doing something right afterall.


Working Mom said...

I loved Simon the 1st year of AI! She could like someone worse than him, he's not that

Peggy said...

Hey, just think you will be able to afford the boob job, and other things you want if she marries Simon! Norman will be mailed to you on May 1st from MO. He is real excited about seeing that ball of twine. Don't let him drink too much or he will get kinky on ya LOL

***Double_Oh_No*** said...

Nooooo! Not Simon!!! I hope her tastes change before she's old enough to date!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I kinda like simon, I know shamefull..heehee

i cant wait to meet norman..May 1st...the day before my birtday, he will get to go out for my birthday with me..Oh what fun we will have..does he have any known allergies?

Double oh know,
he is a bit hasty, but he has pecks to die for..and I am a sucker for a man with an accent..haha

d said...

Could be worse - she could want to marry one of the AI rejects - like the "she bangs" guy.

Personally I like Simon - he tells it like it is and I respect that - also he's kinda sexy in a way - although that might be the accent - I'm a sucker for accents.

Cliff Morrow said...

This is really funny stuff you ol meany!

Melis said...

Ok... that was just fantastic! LOL I suppose to could look for the good in her wanting to marry him for that reason and say that she just likes you that much... NAHHHH!!!! LMAO

Samantha said...

Simons not so bad... I think he's hilarous.. Only assumption you can make is that someone pees in his cheerios EVERY To think he makes a living off being mean to people... I wanna do that!! lol

Karin said...

Be careful who she dreams of marrying at this age. Katie Holms was dreaming of marrying Tom when she was not much older than Meg. Is that a future you want for her?

Marel Lecone said...

I'm not sure who my three year old wants to marry . . . but, just the fact that she said she wants to get married!!! is scary enough! :)

keesh said...

Now that is funny! Simon is a tough old dog :). Last nights show was hysterical!

JD's Rose said...

How funny is the bounty hunter thing? That is cool. I love your kids!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

that was my thinking, I am a sucker for I am cool with that..

i try not to be a menay, but its just in my blood i guess:)

now your scaring me even more..LMAO

very good assumption there;)

holy motha of Gawd..stop right have scared me straight now;)

no kidding, I had no idea marrige was in meg's future either..where did we go wrong?

it was pretty funny...but simon, it must be the pecks, cuz i do have a think for him..and when he sadi he liked usign handcuffs, I about fainted..teehee

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

they are very amusing I will agree..and they give me lots of matreial..I could write 20 books and still have lots of matriel left over..haha

Anna said...

I hate Simon from American Idol. He's too mean. She can do way better!

Kendra Lynn said...

ITs amazing that kids understand what marriage and love are at such young ages! My two already talk about getting married and weddings...they are 3 1/2 and 2 1/2!!!!

LocuTus of Borg said...

You go girl! LOL

Simon is cool because at least he is honest. People are WAY too sensitive to handle the honest to holy truth about them. Like those horrible people up there that think they can sing. Simon rocks to tell them to do something else that they can not sing, besides all their friends telling them they are not that bad :P bad ... YOU SUCK! lol

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

wait, you hate simon, say it isnt so..say it isnt so;)

well thanfully my 2 year can barley talk, or I am sure I would be eharing it from her too..but my 6 year old, this is first i heard it...when i was 6 i wanted to marry Ponch from the show Chips...not sure what one is worse..

Badoozie said...

if your daughter goes for the mean type, you're in trouble. you have to fix this. NOW. start putting sublimal tapes in her bedroom while she sleeps.
"i want to marry a nice guy" " i only like nerds" "my favorite type of man has a pocket protector". "i will do as my mother says".

Anne said...

LOL Simon...

She's too pretty for him.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

dont you worry, that is already in the works;)

well , she is also a bit young for him..but you may be right, she may be too good looking for him...teehee

AL said...

Good to catch up with you! What a great post of MR Spawn and first meeting her!

vani said...

between simon and "what's up dog?", i would have to choose