Thursday, February 16, 2006

I think I got worms again

Old Mother Hen and I went to Applebee's last night. Again I asked for my steak medium well, and again I got animal flesh with blood dripping from it. And again, I got a stomach ache..One of these days I am going to stop eating there....Well not till after the Three course combo is finished..

I spent all day yesterday trying to get my toddler Spawn to go piddle in the potty. I would take her in every 15 minutes, set her on her cute little toilet seat that nicely fits over the gaping whole mt butt fits on..She would sit there kicking her little legs back forth talking herself. I would say " go pee" and she would say " P P P momma..P QRS..."

Then I would have her come in when I had to pee, and when she heard it trickling in the potty she would clap her hands and say " good job momma"

Its about time I get reconigzed for all the small things I do around here.

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I am sorry lately I have not been myself. I am dealing with some issues. Stupid, crazy me went to google and checked the symptoms I have...I have one of two things..an enlarged prostate, or ovarian cancer...I have my fingers crossed its the prostate..

My short term memory thing is pretty bad. It seems my mind is always very muddled..no, normally it isn't, but thanks for asking. I forget the damnest crap and I feel like I can not focus. Yesterday I went to my laundry room to start my normal wash..I always toss my clothes in a pile next to the washer, then start the washer and throw the clothes in...Today when I went to switch the clothes to dryer, I saw I had not even put the clothes in the washer, they were still on the floor...Its small things like that, that I am having trouble with...Forgetting stupid things..

I am looking for a good nursing home right now......

But I will be going to the doctor next week.....I am in too much pain not too...So this is why I may not seem like my perky little self..Although nothing on me has been perky since 1996..

Toodles

31 comments:

Cori said...

Hey thats how I was when I was pregnant......any chances? No protection?????

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

cori,
haha...no its been going on for sevral months..and I have had my periods every month..I know I am not..I hope not..no, definatly not..

Mrs. Diamond said...

be careful checking the internet for your diagnosis. i was so sure i had multiple schlerosis after my son was born, i worked myself into a full fledged panic disorder. it was not fun.

and i did not have ms.

I pray that all is well with you and that whatever is causing your pain is quickly cured.

Badoozie said...

i thought forgetting the fabric softener was a problem? you definitely have a problem. yes, it is most likely prostate. and be sure they check you for impotence as well as testicular cancer.

your gonna make it cause i say you are.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

mrs d,
yea I know..i was acctaully at the Amercan Cancer Assoction website..haha..thats where i ended up in my search...I am sure it is nothing...but the way my life goes, it must be my prostate;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

suzie,
I know...I am having worse issues than I metioned too..I just didnt want to put a damper on such an upbeat post..so I am pulling for prosate probelms, maybe i have blue balls..haha

thank you though suzie

btw, impotnece is ok...dont need any of that buissness right now..haha:0

momma of 2 said...

I'd go w/prostate cancer - yea - I hear females are dying all over from that... I hope you get it figured it out - will be sending you some good vibes... mmmkay? Get better soon - I'd hate to see your water bill.

Marel Lecone said...

So, you're oldest is trying to get you a job?!? He is such a stinker. :) I'm sorry you're not feeling well--I hope it all smooths out soon for you. These posts were still funny though. :)

Meow said...

Probably not a good thing to self-diagnose (I know you are not !!), as it is easy to go overboard and think you have the worst possible thing. Don't know all your symptoms, but hopefully it is something simple and easy to fix. Don't leave it too long to see a doctor, though. Take care and look after yourself. Hugs, Meow

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

momma,
not prostate cancer, just enlagred prostate...no biggie..haha

marel,
yes the little dude thinks i need a job..bugger....i am thinking maybe he should get one though;)

Meow,
yes I know..I am not self diagnosing..just checking up on what i have..haha..I am sure its nothing..

Working Mom said...

We must really be thinking alike these days. I went to Applebee's yesterday and got my steak skewers and, yep, they were bloody. I even told them to burn them if they had to...lol Maybe we should quit going to Applebee's? Nah, I still like going there.

I'm glad you're going to the doc. Hopefully it'll all be for nothing. Hope you start feeling better!

CoolChic said...

Stupid blogger, I commented and now it's gone. So now I'm not going to comment!!

Kendra Lynn said...

I will say a little prayer for you...I know how it feels to be under the weather and worrying about what you have.
You are in my prayers.

Love,
Kendra

LocuTus of Borg said...

Again, the joys of potty training heehee

Well some of your symptoms sound like everyday things to me ;) You have not been to the doctor yet to do some blood work? Definitely go to the doctor before checking the internet.

novaks8 said...

Hope you feel better soon!
Stop googling symptoms girl!

Man those freaking sloths are SCARY!
We saw one on a show one night and it scared the crap out of us!
Those nails...the way they slowly turn and look right at you!

shudder

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

deinse,
so you got a case of the worms too huh?...hey are those steak scerwrs on the weight wathcers thing?..if they are i may get them next time...but I will tell them to burn them:)

coolchic,
screw you then..fine dont comment;)

Kendra,
thank you sweety, I am sure it aint neccasry...Im sure its all in my head;)

LOB,
so your saying information from the internet is not reliable?..shame on you..haha

Novak,
yes sloths are kinda weird looking, but in a harmless sorta way:)

I have stopped googling:)

Michele_3 said...

Geez girl, I hope you get to feeling better and find out what's going on soon! Be careful diagnosing yourself on the internet, I give myself anxiety from all that's out there under symptoms..By the way, isn't the forgetfullness just called "Motherhood"- I do it all the time- LOL!!

Babble said...

I am starting to get worried.. the first time I read your blog you had poop in your dryer. now.. I read it after being gone awhile and your still talking about dryers.. we gotta talk gal..LOL

angel, jr. said...

I have to get my steak well done. I can't stand any sign of blood in it.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

michelle,
that is what my hubby said..its motherhood..haha..have you been talking to him?..

Jaws,
OMG OMG...I thought you had died..I am in shock..so glad to see you...I am surpised you found me, I had chagned my address..but I am glad you did..

i know and i had just reposted my dryer episode too...funny you mention it..haha

glad to see you back lady;)

Angel,
I know there is just something ucky about eating meat that is still dripping..

Working Mom said...

Yep, weight watchers, 9 points! I tell them to burn them every time and they still have to recook them 3x's before I'll eat them. I'm such a witch!

Anna said...

Go to the Doctor! We've been telling you for weeks!

Good job peeing in the potty.

LOVE those Applebees specials!

momma of 2 said...

Thanks for telling me she was back!!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

denise,
9 pojnts is that good?..I would love to do weight watchers but I dont really have the extra money..one of these days would you send me the points system rules?.

anna,
i go potty like a big girl:)

I made an appoiment smarty;) so there!!

Momma,
no prob bob..haha..

mom of 3 girls said...

Bout time u made an appointment, watch the internet it isnt a good idea to self diagonise from that. I know!!!! Keep me posted girl that is if u remember who I am!! LOL

Wethyb said...

That is why hubby calls it "Crapplebeees"...cuz he says they SUCK!

Hugs to you honey. Hope you feel better soon. We're all here for you!

Felecia said...

Crappelbees - that's funny. We go there a lot because it's fairly kid-friendly but there is that "chain" feel to it. Better luck next time!

We're dealing with potty training too! One day I think he's got it but then he seems to detach from responsibility at random. His first #2 was in Florida - I guess I have to drag him to a hotel to make it all work. Hmmm.

I'm pretending I didn't read the scary stuff in terms of your health but do keep us posted on where that heads - we're too rooting for the prostate thing.

Samantha said...

Umm...if it is your prostate, I'm never coming back.. I'm sure it's nothing.. but I do the same thing, so I can't tell you not to do it (look stuff up online)..lol Like when they told me the baby has a 2 cell umbilical cord. Came home and looked it up and all kinds of horrible thoughts started going through my head. But, they were things the Dr. said is VERY rare. So, don't get yourself worked up... Go by whatever the dr. tells ya!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

jacks,
yes i finally did make an appointmet, i will let you mnow when the funral is;)

beth,
crapplebees craked me up..but I do like it there other than when they serve me bleedsing meat..haha

Felcia,
i cant even get her to go number one..so your going to pretned I aint dying of cancer..well thank you..haha

sam,
so what do you have against a woman with a prostate?LMAO:)

Bumbling Bav said...

Perky... what the hell is perky!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

bav,
not me, thats for sure;)