**note...I decided I am changing the name of my blog along with its address...if i do not have your email, please send me a note so I can inform you of the changes...I will be changing my name as well...not legally of course, but I am not going to give the adresss out on your blogs..too risky..**
The last few weeks something odd has been happening here, in my house. It seems I am full of electricity. One day last week I went to answer my phone, and I literally had a charge go thru me that actually knocked the power out of my phone. I thought I was being electrocuted. It was painful. And it happened all day yesterday. I did not knock the power out of my phone, but there was a freaking lightning bolt that went from my fingertips to my phone set. I think I heard thunder and The count going " ha ha ha"....Does anyone know why I am so full of shockyness?..
another thing I did yesterday was decide to put on my mint julep deep cleansing mask. I like to put it on before I go tanning, so my face is really clean. Normally I do this before my shower or bath, so Toddler spawn has never seen me wear it. But yesterday I did it in the middle of the day, for no reason other than I wanted too.
I walk out of the bathroom with my invigorating mask on my face. As soon as toddler spawn sees me, she says with fright " momma, momma, no momma" and she backs away from me. She than runs to the couch and hides under a pillow. At this moment I am praying no one comes to my door, as I may frighten them. Then my dog wanted to go out..No way on God's green Earth am I opening this door under any cirumstances....Piss yourself dog..Sorry..
So I try to go cuddle up with the toddler and she refuses to look at me. She then says " green momma,yucky....Momma ghost"....Then I realize this is what I look like to her.
and that is a pretty close depiction.
I have a question. I was watching Oprah yesterday and it was about some ridiculous show where they turn white people black and black people white for 6 weeks..Really stupid concept I know...But what really pissed me off is the fact there was a scroll on the bottom of the screen warning us of the "graphic content" and "graphic nature" of the program, even before the show started there was a huge disclaimer...
So my question is....Why the heck is there a disclaimer on this show....But not a warning on a show that aired 2 days ago about a teenage boy who masturbated on his webcam for money, or when they talk about graphic sex topics. Are we so numb by the crap that airs on TV that openly talking about oral sex or forms other sexual subjects are non offensive to us anymore?...I for one am offended....And I am down right pissed off....
Our high tempature for today is negative 4....Yes that is -4 degrees F...That is the HIGH...The low is suppose to -15....Yes that is negative 15.....Anyone wanna come over for a visit today?
this is our weather alert for today
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TWIN CITIES/CHANHASSEN HAS ISSUED A WIND CHILL ADVISORY...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHTTO 9 AM CST FRIDAY. NORTHWEST WINDS OF 15 TO 25 MPH WILL COMBINE WITH BITTER ARCTIC AIR TO CREATE WIND CHILL READINGS OF MINUS 28 TO MINUS 38 LATE TONIGHT. A WIND CHILL ADVISORY MEANS THAT VERY COLD AIR AND STRONG WINDSWILL COMBINE TO GENERATE LOW WIND CHILLS. THIS WILL RESULT INFROST BITE AND LEAD TO HYPOTHERMIA IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN. IF YOU MUST VENTURE OUTDOORS...MAKE SURE YOU WEAR A HAT AND GLOVES.
don't you feel a lot better about your life now?
I have been thinking of switching websites..Going to something with a password for a while..I have looked at MySpace.com but it just seems way to juvenile for me..Too many glittery things and changing colors...It is kind of like a bad acid trip..(not that I know anything about that)..I have about 10 blogs I read there....And they give me a headache every darn time...But they are ones I have been reading for over a year now..Even before I birthed this piece of crap...So I don't want to go there..If I was a teenage girl looking for glittery butterflies or to hook up with friends cuz I am a megga loser and cant make them at school, then it would be wonderful..So if anyone has any ideas on that, lettme know..mmkay?
Gonna go bury my head in an electric blankie with my long johns...Anyone care to join me?
Friday, February 17, 2006
Posted by eyes_only4him at 4:28:00 AM