Monday, February 27, 2006

Some revelations......

Besides being sick outtamymind over the weekend, much thought has come from my very narrow mind.

First thing is that Blondie Bee will stuff bacon in her pocket britches if your not watching her.

Boo Bee will build the same block tower over and over and over again with the same result..Her knocking it over and busting her belly open laughing her britches off.

Butch Bee can behave in church....It really can happen..

And eating chili one day out of your heaving episodes is not a good thing...No matter how good it smells.

I think I have the upper hand on the fat now. With three days of anorexia and belumia, I think I am one up on the fat battle. Although Suzie tells me my teeth will rot out if I puke to much, I may be willing to risk it...

Welcome to my soap opera.....Here is the weekend synopsis...

BilboBaggins lies to his wife Bossy Britches when she asks what he is eating he replies "soup" at further review Bossy realizes its ice cream and ginger ale.

The worker Bees fight feverishly over who will take care of their ailing mother and parksinson's ridden father.

Bossy had decided to pop in a tape of her lover. Then the little worker Bees come in and she decide that watching Purple Rain is not the best idea, so we end up watching BIG with Tom Hanks....What a let down, her lover was very disappointed...

Will BilboBaggins find out about Bossy's lover?....TO BE CONTINUED>>>>

I have decided that having nearly 3000 square feet of living space is not good if you hate cleaning it....No wonder I get ill. You try keeping 3 bathrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 bedrooms, one dining room, one kitchen all clean...Ok, I don't keep all of it clean, but I really need to downsize...The bigger house you have, the more you have to clean people........This is never a good idea, no matter how much you think it sounds good at the time....Trust me..

Ok enough bickering...

Bee Real

30 comments:

Cliff Morrow said...

3000 sq ft? Maybe the school would be interested in renting part of it for a bus barn.
Well, really, I'm planning on a one level retirement home of about 3400. I'm thinking I should get Marilyn a membership to the gym so she'll be in good enough shape to clean all of that.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Cliff,
well its just under 3000..

poor marylin, does she know what she is in for? maybe you better send her here and she can help me clean mine, and maybe she will groom my doggie for me:)..i need help in that area...

Mike said...

Wow....I sure hope you get to feeling better soon....I got some kind of crud a couple of weeks ago and am just starting to feel back to normal the last couple of days.

Have a super week!!

Fantastagirl said...

That's a good weight loss program - but don't sick with it for too long - okay? Ugh I hate throwing up. Feel better soon!

lawbrat said...

I'm sorry about the unwanteds finding you yet again. That is just sucky. I dont know what I would do if my family found my site.
I hope you get to feeling better very soon.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

fantastgirl.
well i can only take puking bout oce a liftime..haha..and i like to ea...so we will see how it all pans out:)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

mike,
i didnt get that crud, just got the kind that spwed forth contets of your insides...hehehe..

Badoozie said...

stop bragging about your big house. some of us live in vans down by the river, and our cleaning consists of an armourall cloth. nice soap opera. i wonder how long it will take to spread throughout the inbreedergossipcolumns.

Jamie Dawn said...

"Enough bickering." Uh, it takes two to bicker. Who were you bickering with in this post? Yourself?
Yes, you DO need some help!!
Chili & vomits don't mix. Yucky!
3000 square feet is a nice, big home. You can really spread the mess around over a wide area.

pack of 2 said...

When I have been puking... I carefully choose my diet plan based on what hurts LESS coming back up again...chili would never make my list!

Shelly

Karin said...

I am so sorry you were pukey that is the worse. Your house is about double the size of my townhouse and we can't seem to keep that clean either. We don't even have kids to use as an excuse. Glad you are feeling better.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

lawbrat
how did i miss you before?..anyway
yes it does suck, i feel like a am running from the enemy and they have tracked me down faster then i can move..i am feeelin much better now, thanks;)

suszie,
well i wasnt bragging, I was makign amy case as to why it isnt ALL clean..becuase i wonder to myself sometimes...why cant i keep this pit hole clean..this is my excuse;)

Jami,
well not sure who I was bickering with ..I guess myself..and yes, they do not mix..

shelly,
i usaully stand behind the same concept..but I knew i would not be puking it up..just the way it sat in there wasnt feeling right..haha

Karin,
even when i had a smaller house, i still couldnt keep it that clean..i am noticing a pattern here..bad house keeper perhaps;)

Felecia said...

I think it was soup; that's gotta be the definition of soup somewhere, right?

Bacon in the pockets? I hear cholestoral can be lowered dramatically that way...

The hubby and I have toyed with the notion of a larger home, but now that I've read your post and see that my right arm will morph into a dusting rag...? I think I'll skip that idea. Actually, we love our place too much to leave it; I found that money can be saved if one takes the time to better organize her TINY space (at least that's what I'll keep telling myself!)

Anna said...

What caring kiddie bees you have! Still hoping you'll feel better soon!

Kendra Lynn said...

Hope you are feeling better this week.
I understand your pain about cleaning house. I HATE cleaning up my house. I have so much clutter.
My mom is always apalled when she comes over and sees my stacks of paper, hangers, books, toys, etc.
Oh...and I forgot...the laundry baskets full of clean clothes that litter all the bedrooms.
YEah...I suck at being a housekeeper.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

felcia,
well that is the theory bilbobaggins is riding on when it comes to the cholertol thing..heehee

my house is big enough for you to bring your kids, we can throw them all into the playroom downstairs and you and I can sit up here, sip on some cold bevarges, watch some soaps and have some girl talk...its a long drive..but i still think you should do it;)

anna,
thanks.i am feeling much better today...and they didnt really fight over me..noone really cared..i was just lieing..haha

Kendra,
thats the way my laundry is..sits clean in a absket for a few days, or else I fold it put it in thier rooms and it stays right where I left it cuz the bees are too lazy to put it in thier dresser..not pertty;)

CoolChic said...

You would rather have rotted out teeth and be skinny? Girl give your head a shake. Or maybe not, I don't want you getting sick again. K's parents are in their 70's and they still have their own teeth.

We have two bathrooms here, but the one in the basement is not finished, it has the sink and toilet, but the shower is not installed yet. Some day this place will be finished. lol

For the most part I don't mind cleaning, I just wish I had new carpet and kitchen floor. Some day it WILL happen. Until then I will be grateful for having what we have.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

coolchic,
no I really want my teeth, I can chew without them..haha

I dont mind cleaning, if once after I cleaned the people in this house would respcet the fact I spent all day cleaning it and pick up after them selves...I swear its never ending..I need my OWN house, thats the probelem. they need to live in tier own swaller..:)

Michele_3 said...

You are too funny:)
I hope your getting to feel better, it's never fun to be ill with 3 kids is it?
Take care!

novaks8 said...

Yep yep yep

I thought moving here was going to be AWESOME with all the extra room.

My crap expanded and multiplied and we had three more kids.

YIKES

Now my husband wants to convert the attic to a third floor!

WHAT???

vani said...

hope u get better soon! and they found u huh? u and momma of 2 too- what the hell is going on- are people really that desperate??

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

michelle3,
it is not fun..but thankfully biblbo was here and took care of everything..but i feel much better today;)

novak,
the more spcae we have, the more mess we have to clean...its cruel really;)

vani,
I know..these people need to get a freaking life..me and momma need to get new fingerprints and everything;)

Cori said...

Oooh I do hope you feel better soon even though I should come over and catch whatever you have so I can lose a few LB's myself. I could use it!

Working Mom said...

I just got caught up on your posts. I'm sorry you're sick. I hate puking!

I can't believe your stalkers found you!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

cori
well come on over and i will cough on ya;)

denise,
I am feelin much better now..and I am not for certain if they did or not..I am still investiagting it..I am hot on their trail though;)

Anne said...

Sorry you were sick hon :(

I feel like doody and I do NOT wabt to say what I think it is...ugh.

Um, I'm breakin' out my COWA and someone is gonna get hurt. I didn't even add you to my blogroll this time (yet) JUST IN CASE.

How weird ARE people??

Meow said...

Hope you are starting to feel better again. It's awful being sick ... nothing worse, and the heaves and vomits are just plain yukky. Good excuse not to clean the house thoug LOL. Anyway, take care of yourself, Meow

Jamie Dawn said...

Are you fixin' chili for dinner tonight??????

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

anne,
it is NOT what yout think it is..I was sick..I swear..I am all better now;)

meow,
yes puking is bar far the worst thing..I would rather have a headcold for 10 years;)

jamie,
no thank you;)

Melis said...

Tell ya what girly... I'll take about 500 off your hands and we'll both be happier! :) LOL

And I think that is about the ONLY positive thing about being sick... ACK! So sorry you weren't feeling good, glad you're feeling better!