someone please put a fork in my eye

well Tuesday was ugggggg!!! It rained and did not get past 60 degress today. I tried getting the rest of my wallpaper off the living room walls..tried..being the oprative word here. Worked all day, then painted about one tiny section..and called it all good:)

I dont know what is wrong with me. I mean I have one spawn in school full time, one spawn going to school full days every other day (KNG here is like that..not sure why) and I have one spawn who will be heading to pre-school next year ( if i can get her to do her normally body functions in the proper respepticles)....

This time next year I could be sitting on my screened porch wearing maybe a light jacket, sipping a Mint Julep enjoying the peace that is...Maybe going out and weeding around my friut tree or pollentaing something, or watering my palm tree or
something..

But why I am thinking that a baby sounds nice???..Someone please put a fork in my eye. Why would I want to sacrfrice alone time..for poop, vomit, and no sleep time??..Someone please put a fork in my eye.I am this close to having all them shipped out to school and married...why do I want to mess with a good thing? And who wants 4 kids? I dont!!

I hate being pregant, I hate gaining weight, I hate puking at all hours of the night and day, I hate being so fat I can not tie my own damn shoes, I hate labor/delivery, I hate stiches in that area....But...the one thing that can make that all better....the smell of a baby!!....Has to be the best smell, unless they have a load in thier pants, vomit on thier clothes, or wearing dipaer rash cream..Then they dont smell all that good.

Someone please put a fork in my eye!!

I am not pregant , nor do I have any futrue plans on it. I mean isnt it normal for mothers whose toddlers are growing up way too fast to have a breif moment of insane thoughts of doing it all over again??? Or I am the only one?

I mean I love babies, when they get to be about 2 and start talking back and 8 and start having meltdowns and kissing girls...thats when it all goes arye. Kind of like getting a puppy. They are so cute..They can do no wrong..But yet in about 6 months time you want to put a fork in your eye for being so stupid as to think that getting a puppy was a good idea. The fork in your eye is your punishment for such crazy thoughts. It wont kill you, yet it will make you see things more clearly..Granted you will be blind in that eye, but at least you now know that if you mess up again you will be totally blind. I think it would be quite a deturant. But thats just my thinking.

Ok I was soooo freaking dissapointed last night. I took a sceduled break at around 8pm..put some of my fat free poopcorn in the micro and grabbed a diet dr pepper. Got the goods out of the micro and plopped down on my sofa. Turned it on FOX...aww, yes my show night...2 best shows in one night..It does not get any better. I sit back and WTF!!?? It is a freaking baseball game.

On a bright note I wacthed a sitcom called ...um..something to do with the name earl..cant remeber the name..It was soo funny...Then I watched The office, another funny gem. Too bad I can not watch them as I will not watch these shows when House is on..So note to NBC..dont put your best shows on at the same time as better shows. like put them on thursday in place of will and grace or some other lame as& show..ok, tip from me..i will give this tip for you for free, next time there will be a finders fee..

well have a happy hump day..luv 2 u all

Toodles