Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Some things u just don't put on the line

I nearly died Tuesday. I mean literally. This is how it went down. It was roughly 12:15 pm cst, I was watching Days of Our Lives and eating my lunch. Baby spawn was sleeping and covert spy spawn and babysitting kid were in the basement playing.
I swallowed a bite of my sandwich and something happened...It got stuck...I mean right in the middle of my chest. It was very painful. I mean I could breath and all. But the pain. It was like a snake trying to swallow a crocodile, my throat cant expand that far. I walked around for a while hoping it would pass. I ended up having to go in the bathroom and let nature take over. It was not pretty. I hate puking. And my chest has hurt every since , in that spot...Damn sandwich.

Is anyone else bombarded by sales calls all day? I swear my phone yesterday rang non stop. On my caller id I had 17 calls. 2 from hubby, one from the school 2 from my mom and the rest telemarkerts. I get the same ones calling, I tell then "stop calling" but they still do. So I have decided when an "unknown or 800 " call comes in, I will hand it over to baby spawn. She got to talk on the phone a lot today. She would get such a gleeful look in her eye everytime the phone rang. She would talk and talk her gibberish 2 year old jive. I am hoping after a few chats with baby spawn, they will halt all calls to my residence.

Ok, here is something I saw today. I mean I have seen this many times, but what strikes me, is why today.

Who hangs clothes out on the line when the tempature does not even hit 50 degrees, especially , why do u hang this on the line at any time or tempature...

















this is my neighbors underoos. I know, they are big granny pants..LOL...Well she is old, and a bit, shall we say.....round around the edges.

This would be another reason why I hate living here. No one around here has any class. And as we all know, I am full of class:)

And notice how neatly the door is laying against the house, along with some what appear to be old storm windows. No wonder property doesnt sell well here either:-)

Toodles

24 comments:

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midwest_hick said...

Well...if its any consolation....I woulda given ya mouth-to-mouth....and lol @ putting the kid on the phone with telemarketers

Melis said...

^5 to you girly with them damn telemarketers! Grrrrr!! Do they not get it when enough is enough?! I'll have to remember that one and see if it helps here! LOL And holy crap! (every pun intended! LOL) WTH is some people thinking????

Marel Lecone said...

That is quite the sight with those undies hanging on the line. I've never been that into hanging the clothes out--love them dryers! Why people still do it--not sure. :)

d said...

Looks like the telemarketers are following you around. What happened to the word verification? (not that I miss it one bit mind you)

Sorry about your sandwich, I've had that happen too, hurts like a bitch. We must chew, chew, chew our food, and that won't happen.

You are a genius! Putting the baby on with telemarketers! Too funny and such a great idea, I shall do this too, I'll probably pee my pants laughing tho. I used to get quite creative with telemarketers... it's quite fun.

I guess your neighbour is going to have some frosty drawers to wear. My neighbour hangs undies out too. Why, i don't understand, I don't want my knickers flapping in the wind for all to see, bad enough that me kid wears them around his neck.

Gangadhar said...

ha ha..putting the kid on the phone with telemarketers..I loved the idea..lol...

Anonymous said...

You need to register your numbers with the do not call registry. I used to get alot and now I get none. You can do your home number and cell numbers, and do it on-line it is fast and easy.

Grey Street Girl said...

look christina, you are getting sales comments too.... special...
yes, register your number.... :)
and let your chest rest, thats a traumatic event it had. if it were it's own person it would need physical therapy as well as years of counseling... :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

MWH, thank you..but where were u when I needed it..LOL

Melis,put that baby on the phone when they call, i dont think they will call back many more times..and no flappy undies so far today..thank goodness:0

Marel, even i fI were to hang clothes outside, there are just some items you leave to hang indoors..LOL

d, well I turned the word verification off because it is dreadfully annoying. But maybe I need to rethink it huh?..LOL

my knickers wint be flappin in the wind either..LOL

gangahr, not syaing it will work..but its worth a try anyway..LOL

Annymous, I am on the do Not Call list...this is what pisses me off:(

Misty, yes I do think I need counceling anyway..LOL

I am registered on the do not call list...it lasted about 4 weeks..this was like 2 years ago...damn people..

Working Mom said...

The do not call list is only for a certain amount of time....check to see if you need to re-register. Tell them you are on the list and you have their # and you are going to report them (they get fined).

Sorry you have to witness the flappin' panties...LOL Sometimes I get mad because I have to pay a home owner's association fee, but seeing that makes me glad I do...LOL

Heather said...

Omg.. I made it down to d's comment.. how do you not piss your pants laughing at her?

I could just hear her little (imagined) sing song voice.. that is why we chew, chew, chew our food. Oh d.. I love you.

And you have to get your granny neighbor some credit.. big ole granny panties or not.. one of those is leopard print. Yes.. I clicked to make it bigger. Your granny is styling in some pretty sexy panties for an ole lady.

Im telling you.. MOVE HERE DAMMIT!

The English Student said...

I hate choking. That is one thing that I do every so often. I especially hate when I swallow a piece of hard candy whole. I start to freak out because I think that I am going to choke to death on it.

midwest_hick said...

If I remember correctly...the Do Not Call list is only good for 2 years...then you have to register again...(I could be wrong about this though)

Felecia said...

I have a few economy-conscious neighbors who hang their clothes, but not their drawers. That's just crossing the line, even if you do have a privacy fence.

Sorry to hear about your near-death! Tell me - did you see a light?

vani said...

LMAO- holy shit that is funny. :)i can't believe u took a pic of that- hehe. well yeah u can go online and get on the "no call" list- online. talk to ya later. :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well i sigend up for the do not call list again....and i have already had 2 calls today...damn..i am suppose to be good now till 2010..we will see..


felicia, no i didnt see the light, only the toilet bowl..LOL

Jamie Dawn said...

Well at least she wear colorful panties and not just plain old white ones.

Google search: Do Not Call Registry
Go on their website and enter your phone number. You won't get any more calls from telemarketers after that (takes awhile for it to be processed, so give it a couple of weeks to work after you do it.)
It is against the law for them to call any numbers that are registered. Hope this helps.

Wethyb said...

I love your plan of action w/ the telemarketers. They do suck! I just pick it up and set it by the TV :)

Wow, you have such classy neighbors! Such pretty undies!

momma of 2 said...

We actually spent $20 to join a group called private Citizen - and they put your name and number on a list.. and then sell the list to telemarketers - so when they call us - we get to charge them for $500 - haven't have a telemarketing call for about 8 months. ..only one - and when I said I am so glad you called I could really use the 500, she was like -you are on the private citizen list? OH S#$t. she quickly hung up the phone and no calls since.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

jd, i found the website todya and registered agian..plus both our cell phones cause hubby was getting them on there..on our dime..*grrr*

beth, u should put gracie on the phone, she would love it..LOL...I know baby spawn loves it;-)

Momma, i never heard of such a thing..i may have to inquire on that one, thanks for tip;)

Jewl said...

Good idea with handing the phone over to the kid... I might have to try that myself...
Ummm, I can't believe somebody hung their panties out...
Glad your still alive! LOL... that is kind of scary! Next time take a bite and do not stuff the whole thing in your mouth!! :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

jewl, i still can not commnet on your blog..i can not get the darn comment box to open....but i am reaidng it...why oh why cant i get the box to open

Tammy said...

Hey Christina, I love your new site. Very nice.
I am finally able to make my rounds to visit everyone.

I so know what you mean about the telemarketers. I get that everyday and also in the evening which I hate.

I just answer the phone and say hello and if it is them I hang up. No have a nice day or nothing, just bye-bye.

As for those clothes hanging outside. That's funny. I guess that's one reason why I hate hanging my clothes outside. You never know who is out there taking pictures of my underwear and posting them on their blogs. LOL.

Peanutt said...

Nice new blog home! Snazzy way of getting into the comments!
Wow, the neighbor must really be desperate for some lovin' advertising like that! LOL.