Friday, October 14, 2005

for all the moms I have loved before

OK I have a few things here for you today. First off is a nice little ditty that I got via email from my cousin Jackie, and I wanted to share it with all you moms:)

Before I was a Mom

Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.
I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.

Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on.
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
I slept all night.
Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests.
Or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.
Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt.
I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
I never knew I would love being a Mom.

Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.
I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.
I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy.

Before I was a Mom - I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.
I had never known the warmth, The joy, The love, The heartache, The wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom.
I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mom.
And before I was a Grandma, I didn't know that all those "Mom" feelings more than doubled when you see that l ittle bundle being held by "your baby"..
. And remember that behind every successful mother...
Is a basket of dirty laundry.


ok next is something I stole from take your name and google this...:christina needs: and u take the first 10 that pop are mine.

I must say they are pretty darn funny

1. Christina needs to name drop

2.Christina needs to quit losing weight..( ok if u say so)

3.Christina needs to consume 1725 caloires a day to maintain that weight..(it is hard too)

4.Chirstina needs to wear clothing OVER TOP of her underwear

5.Christina needs deeper drawers and some wall mounted shelves...( oh yeah baby)

6. Chrisitna needs nealry 80 minutes to express herself

7.Christina needs to be injected with insuilin at least twice a day..(ouch)

8.Christina needs help...(duh!!)

9.Christina needs to be steered in the direction if music starts like Whitney..( ahh , no thanks..dont need anymore crazy here)

10. Christina needs to realize she is not a bad ass..

There ya go..that was fun....Well I hope all you guys have a wonderful weekend and I promise come Monday I will be back to my normal self..Thank you for being so nice and understanding.

I am getting a makeover here anytime now. Not sure when she is doing it, but I know it will be any day now..Well talk tp ya later peeps.



Wethyb said...

I just love that mom thing. I actually saw that around Mother's Day this year and it made me teary eyed.

Those "Christina" things were hilarous! I'm going to have to try that!

I hope to be back to "normal" soon too. Maybe we can be normal together :) Whatever normal happens to

Oh....about "Days"....WTF is up with Belle....omigoodness they better do something different here soon before I lose my mind!! Did Brady leave the show too???? I can never keep track.

Dottie said...

OK, that made me cry!!!! I needed to read it on a day like today though! I am going to go do the google thing now, that was too funny! Thanks for you comments on my blog! :)

Gabriel said...

"My heart outside my body" - that's my favorite one :) Not sure how that feels.. but its descriptive.


momma of 2 said...

I love that mom thing... I am stealing it off your page right now, and sending it to my sister & mom...

Your list was so much better than mine - love it!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

beth, brady nad chloe are in venice, belle is have post pardon depression and today she fell off the fire escape when she saw shawn and mimi dancing..i bet they are going to think she tried to kill herself...oh the drama;)

dottie, ia am glad u enjoyed it:)..

Gab, wait till your a daddy, then u will know:)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

momma, steal away sista..steal away:)

Marel Lecone said...

That was great. Thanks for the reminder of how great we have it! :) Talk to you later. :)

Anna said...

Awww, you make me wanna be a mom! Those were so sweet!

Jen put the google name needs thing on her blog too and I posted mine there. That's fun! :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Marel,glad u enjoyed it my friend:)

anna, well being a mom is hard..but mostly fun..LOL..i will have to come check out your name thing too:)

Heather said...

Before I was a mom, I did not understand the meaning of life.

I loved your mom things :)

vani said...

i disagree- you ARE a bad ass!!! LOl- the mom thing is so true.

Peanutt said...

I also did the Tina needs thing! Those are way too funny!
Loved the before Mom thing. Have a great weekend!

Julie said...

Yup, some days it's great being a mom. Other days, great in a more elusive way. :)

Working Mom said...

Totally love the mom thing!

If I can get a spare moment I'm going to try the google thing.

Melis said...

Seen the Mom thing before, but makes me all sentimental and teary every time I read it! Even had to go in and look at my precious "baby" while she was napping! And you're list really made me LMAO! That was great! And makeover? You're redoing your blog?? I love it like this!! But I know, too, how you can get bored with the same 'ol, same 'ol! Can't wait to see!!

Tee said...

That last one is hilarious!!

The Mommy poem always makes me sniffle. LOL.

Have a great weekend!

Jamie Dawn said...

Jamie needs your vote.

Jamie needs to include interesting quotes from the competition.

Jamie needs a kid. (WHAT??????? I already have two!)

Jamie needs a teacher.

There's mine. That was fun!

d said...

Christina needs to wear clothes on top of her underwear?

Gosh, there's so much I don't know about you. You ARE a bad ass ;)