I am such a stealer

This is a tag Heather had on hers yesterday, I have taken it upon myself to do it..Just for u:)

1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog? R U serious? Who the heck is hanging out in this crappy town besides me?...( I look hot anyway, so no worries)
.2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered? Well I have this fancy photoshop thing, but I am not sure how u use it..and my kids are cute enough, I dont need to Dr, then up to be any cuter:)

3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you? Maybe its just me, but I never get any mail from anyone...although I do welcome it from creeps,dorks and or trekkies:)

.4. Do you lie in your blog? well, I wish most of it were made up, sad truth is this is all true. WHo could possiably make this crap up?. Really?..

.5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog? Me passive...No way Jose'

6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop? I dont think I have ever threatend to stop, I love writing in it. I am a crappy writer, crappy speller, just crappy in genral..why stop such a good thing?

7. Are you in therapy? well my hubbys boss thinks I may need it...why do u think I need it?? :-)

If not, should you be? acctually I should be a threapist...so if anyone needs one..let me know

If so, is it helping? um, yes....:)

8. Do you delete mean comments? well truthfully I dont get any.....starting today now, I am sure that will change. And no I would not delete them..

Do you fake nice ones? how would u even go bout such a thing? no really, I could use the pick me ups:)

..9.Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? ok, I have no idea what this means!! But I am going to safely say no

.10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less? well seeing I cant keep any real friends...I have no idea, I would like to think so..but hey its kinda sketchy:-)

11. Do you have a job? if blogging, cleaning, cooking,changing diapers, and working out, and redecorating is a job...hell yes I have a job!!

12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it? do people acctually get paid for this..Holy crap sign me up

13. Which bloggers do you want to meet in real life? I would love to meet any of them, I am sure you gals who claim to be moms are really chubby balding men, loving the fact u got girls to chat with..scartch your crotch ,post picutres of kids you see in the park and or neighborhood......( yes that is what I do)

.14. Which bloggers have you made out with? well seeings I have never met any of ya..I guess none of you, unless we have made out in your dreams or something, and I will count that

15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have? I dont think I really ever speak of my money situation. other than the fact I have no job:)..( but thankfully hubby has one where I am able to stay home and do nothing)

16. Does your family read your blog?sometimes I guess.....but I have ones noone knows about...not even u:)

17. How old is your blog? she is just an infant, just eating solid food and beginging to crawl..she was born in May..she is bout 5 months old now..such a big girl:)

18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care? pages a day, somtimes..some days I have like 150 hits and only 20 comments...they hate me i guess..and do I care? shore do:-)

9. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar?
well I dont say I am a lair...or slutty...but I have other blogs...I think I have 5 other ones..besides this one.....but this one is my "baby"..I write in this one everyday..well just about anyway
20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing? i dont get this one either? so people out there acctually pay someone so they can steal bits of thier life and or stories? what is the point in that?

21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes? ok someone really needs to fill me in on how u can make money blogging.. I serously am missing something here.

22. Is blogging narcissistic? hmm...u tell me.

23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time? well I usally try to take at least 10 minutes a day to write up something...I do most of my posting in the late night or early morning hours. I hate to dissapoint all my fans...so I try to update it daily:-)

24. Do you like John Mayer? ok, I am not hip and cool...No I have no idea who he is..if his music and or movies came out after circa 1989 chances are I have never heard it or seen it.

25. Do you have enemies? I dont think so..I dont know, I hope I have at least one..I do have one arch enemy...:-)

26. Are you lonely? I am too busy with my house and kids..but I do miss alone time or even time with friends.

27. Why bother? well somedays I wonder...but u only live once and if u dont take a chance u will never no....dont put off till tomorrow what u can do today .. yeah right:-)

If any of my peeps want to take this on, tell me so I can go read it:)

Toodles**