Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Ho-ho merry thanksgiving

So tomorrow will we all gather round our tables..( or whoever may be cooking) and consume massive qaunties of carbs, sugars, and protein. Then about 20 minutes later we will lay our rears on whatever prospective seating we can find. We may fight over who gets to lay in the coziest chair, or the fattest sofa.

The husband is in charge of the turkey here. Where as I am in charge of the rest. This is because if the turkey sucks, I am not to blame. It seems the whole Thanksgiving dinner centers around the goodness of the turkey..You can have killer sides, but if the turkey sucks.might as well pack up and head to Arby,s.

I will be making cheesy potatoes, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, rolls,stuffing, 2 pumpkin pies and 2 banana cream pies ( with homemade crust ladies!!) and I will probably make some sugar cookies..In the shape of pumpkins and
turkeys of course.

We will eat about 2, then be ready to crash for the night by 2:30. After I have cleaned up the stinking mess, we will cuddle around and maybe watch some movies or just veg on whatever we find on the telly.

Friday I will go shopping. I will try not to knock over anyone. When it comes to bargins and or deals of any kind I tend to become greedy/disgruntled/hostile. So if we have a run in tomorrow I apologize in advance for knocking you down and taking that Dora doll out of your hands as it was the last one. My deepest apologies to you and yours:)

Then Saturday we may decorate for Christmas. I hate this. I hate the mess, I hate the smell of the tree..But most of all I hate the freaking needles that fall off the tree and cause me to have minor bleeding in my foot region. Then the cat or dog, maybe both will knock off at least one ornament and shatter it to a million pieces. Then one of the kids will walk in the mess before I clean it...Hence more minor bleeding from the foot region. Fun to be had by all.

Some things I am thankful for this year

1. My spawns are growing and changing everyday. I just no that everyday that passes is one more day closer to the day they move out:-)

2. My warm house. Up here in Gods country she gets pretty nippy. I am lucky to have such a nice house and nice things. I hate where I live but it could be much worse.

3. The husband. He lets me boss him around, control the telly, and yell at him for no good reason other than I am just being my ole bitchy self.

4.Friends. although I am much lacking in the area, I am thankful at the prospective of meeting a good friend. I know there is some out there somewhere!!

5.Blogging. This year I was introduced to the bizarre world of blogging. A place where I can safely complain and moan about everything, talk about nonsense, and just plain be crazy. And I thank you guys for reading and keeping me laughing with your own stories. You guys are the best.

Well I will end it here. I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday and eats way too much food and needs to go up one pants size.

I will leave you with a new "hello hottie"








FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH SMALL KIDS YOU KNOW THIS IS "SPORTACUS" FROM LAZY TOWN. AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS..I RECOMMEND YOU WATCH ANYWAY!!..YUM YUM:-)

Toodles

13 comments:

Melis said...

I had to let out a great big chuckle at your #3 on your thankful list... and would probably have to add the same to mine! LOL I hope the day is uneventfully wonderful for ya'll tomorrow! I'm hoping that we will NOT get the predicted 8-18 inches of snow tonite/tomorrow so that my bro and his family will be able to join us for T day! *keeping fingers crossed*

Nice choice in Hello Hottie today! Finally, I agree with one! LOL

eyes_only4him said...

Melis, I am glad you finally agree with me..LOL

holy crap thats a lot of snow..I better check my weather to see if we are getting any...I hope to God not..I hate snow..

man 18 inches..holy sh*t

Twisted Lady said...

Lazy Town disturbs me.

eyes_only4him said...

theresa, while your conclusion is absolutly true..I can not keep my eyes off him...my kids hate the show..freaks them out even..but when I see it, I cant help but watch the way he flexes, jumps, and paraeds his wonderful body about:-)

call me sick..i dont mind

Anonymous Fat Blogger said...

I hope you have a great Thanksgiving!

I agree w/ theresa...Lazy Town is totally freaky...but my Bug loves it!

eyes_only4him said...

Bav, aww thank you..right back at ya sista!! and your right, I might as well grin and bear it huh?.Gonna have to haul the x-mas stuff out sooner or later!!
:)

Denise, it is kinda creepy..i know..LOL

happy thanksgiving:)

Tee/Tracy said...

Mmmmm, all that food made me drool. You're crazy to go out on black friday! ... Oh, and Sportacus is soooo mine. ;)

eyes_only4him said...

Heather, thank you and smae to you chica:)

Tee, um, how do I put this...HE IS MINE:)..happy thanksgiving

pack of 2 said...

Damn...cookie TOO?

Angie is not getting cookie on top of the rest of it...We are having ham instead of turkey...We love us some ham!

Have a great day & I hope you beat everyone else to the cozy chair;)

Shelly

eyes_only4him said...

Shelly,
well I hope your ham turns out wonderful. and I dont think I am amking cookies now..momma is too tired..LOL

Hope you find a cozy chair after dinner too..

momma of 2 said...

May you get to the cozy chair first... the food sounds wonderful! I'll be over around 6?

Going out on Friday - you are so brave..we've talked about it - but I don't think so...I just don't get into the craziness of it all... if you don't get the dora doll let me know- I have connections...lol

Peggy said...

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and leave the mess and relax! I will be the only one at home during all the sales... you couldn't pay me to fight the mob to buy anything!!

eyes_only4him said...

Momma, I am gonna try my hardest to make it to the chair first!!

have a wonderfull holiday.

Peggy, same to you and yous...thank you for stopping by. Please come again anytime