Tuesday, November 29, 2005

if u need a self esteem booster....

The other night I was bored. Kids were sleeping, hubby was sleeping, and there was nothing good on the telly. So I went somewhere where I had not been in a long time..Almost a year..I went to a yahoo chat room. Now dont get wrong, I have met some good frineds there..(I ONLY frequent the parenting rooms...just so you know). Since I had not been there in so long, I had not realized that you will get propsotioned for sex about every 2.2 seconds. I had men..and women falling all over me. Yup..I was hot commodity saturday night in parenting room 7. Oh yeah baby....

Which brings me to story I am about to tell. This happend to me Christmas Eve of last year..( which considentally is the last time I showed my face back in a chat room). I was tlaking to what I thought was a woman. A single mom. We got to talking and then she asked me if I wanted to view her webcam. I too have a webcam, but rarely use it...and I told her I would not be turning mine on..and this was ok with her.

So I accepted the offer to view her webcam. And before I could sheild my eyes, I was looking a big nekkad ugly man..And I mean he was nekkad!!!!!

I found this rather ickky...I quickly woke up the husband to show him!! He told me to shut it off and go to bed. But at this point I wa sucked in..I wanted to know what he was gonna say...Before I knew it...he said he had to go get something and he would be back...( now dont ask me why, I contiued to view his cam..I have no good answer, I just could not belive a live sane person would be doing such a thing, then I after he came back, I knew he was not sane).

So this fugly dude comes back, and he has a carrot in his hand. I am thinking he must be hungry. Before I know it, he bends over..his bung hole drapped over the webcam, and he puts the carrot up his...emmm..ahhh....pooper!!

I quickly shut it off, and vow that I will never go into anohter chat room as long as I live..And I did good, it has been almost a year!!!....And my gos, I knew better than to accept any invitaions to view webcams...This momma leanred her lesson the hard way...

Consider this my PSA for today: chat rooms, just dont do it:)



Ok on to other matters. It is just me and baby spawn today. She found an old sweatshirt of her sisters. And begged me to let her wear it. It is a little big....but my gosg this is one happy baby, until I wanted to take her picutre..

Notice Dora on her shirt...and The Wiggles big red car on her feet?..Yup..thats my girl
















something went wrong at this point...I think she was pissed off cause I was keeping her form the devil box.




































not sure what i did...making her pose just pisses her off I guess...

have a good Tuesday

Toodles**

28 comments:

Arz000n said...

That last pic is cho cute

Hugzz :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

arz00n, why thank you:)



and people..i can not get the spell check to work...sorry..i hope you can decode that:)

d said...

Ha! I love the freak out pictures! Realism, got to love it.

Also, gotta love this song. Love it, been singing it, a little pissed that it stops when I go to comment so i need to hurry and get back out to the main lobby there.

The carrot story? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Curiosity killed the cat.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

d, u know your jelous about the carrot!!

glad u like the song..see u love George too:-)

Anne said...

But OMG she is just Soooo cute even with that look!

Um.....as for the carrot--we all KNOW I have only one use for those--COOKING--fahreaks unite-*gag*

Peggy said...

Now I will never be able to look at another carrot without that picture filling my head! LOL love the cute picture of that darling daughter.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Anne, that is the only purpose I thought they had too...I still have not been able to eat one since then..*my eyes, oh my eyes*...freaks indeed sweety;)

Peggy,it has been almost a year, and I still can not get it out of my head:)

Melis said...

ACK! GAG! PUKE!!!! Omg! I think I could have went my whole entire life without having EVER heard that story!!! The images... uggggggggggg the images!!!

Baby spawn is, as always, the cutest thing!! I agree with D, the realism! LOL But still something so pure in their lil ticked off eyes! :)

ps. I owe you big for directing me to this post, and ruining my life! LOL

The English Student said...

I have to say that people really let themselves go on chatrooms. I use Yahoo Chatrooms a lot but I have to say it's very hard to find decent people to talk to. Most of them want to show you naked pictures of themselves and have "cybersex." It's just plain gross.

Marel Lecone said...

Faith is liking the Dora sweatshirt. Of course, your little one is too cute . . . how can you refuse her? :)

Mike said...

I've never been in a 'chat' room so to speak....but I'm often in yahoo/lit room lounge 7....and there is a lot of 'chat' in there...lol

momyblogR said...

O.M.Gosh! For God sake, stay OUT of the chat rooms. Would you please. I swear, I was laughting out LOUD when I read that and screamed NOOOOOOO! UGH. Leave the poor vegies alone.

People are just nasty, lol.

Love the little one, she is too cute.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Melis, I knew you would enjoy it, I just didnt think you would enjoy it THAT much..LMAO!!

TES, lots of creeps to be had for sure!! Hope u dont have a run in like me;)

Marel, aww, is she a little Dora lover too? This baby gets more things because of ehr "cuteness" when she goes thru the gawky stage she will be SOL..heehee

Mike, I was relaived, I was worried you were gonna tell me that was you!!..LOL

MomyblogR,I leanred my lesson!!..now if u ever decide to venture into one...be warned..it can happen to you..LOL

The Blog Whore said...

Scared you off chat rooms? That story has scared me off carrots!

Jamie Dawn said...

She looks so adorable, even when she's mad as can be. Love those ponytails!

mal said...

yahoo chat rooms? eeeyuuuuu... I would almost rather hang outside the adult bookstore downtown in a mini first...eeesssh...

our oldest was the same way. Just fine until you pointed a camera in her direction, the look out!!

Cliff Morrow said...

This may be why they've started selling that vegetable wash soap at the super market.
#2 when hubby says shut it off and go to bed, you might consider listening next time.
#3 Give that little cutie everything she wants until she's spoiled rotten. I call my grandaughter "To Cute". That would apply here.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Thersa, I have not been able to look at a carrot since..trust me!!

JD,arent pony tails just the cutest things?..too bad that outgrow them at about 5..

Mallory, I knew..double ewwww!!!!

I too think I would rather hang out front of an adult bookstore..with shades, a hat and fake nose of course:)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Cliff, points well taken..and trust me..I will never allow an episode such as that occur ever again..and u made me chuckle at the veggie washing thing..u may have a point there:)

Tee said...

I'm going to spew about the webcam..... BLEHHHH!!!!!

Heather said...

Chat rooms are the devil.

Mandi said...

I would have been so completely traumitized...I think I am just by reading that! And here I am abiding by the blogging rules, commenting. I always read your blog but you have so many comments I figured you wouldn't miss mine! But I have been set to rights by the blogging ten commandments!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Heather, I know this now..where the hell were ya a year ago to warn me???

Mandi, hey now missy, I always love getting comments from you..I oughta jump through thru here and give ya an old fashoined smack:)

keep abiding by the rules..LOL..or your grounded

momma of 2 said...

OMG - Now I know why I have never gone into a chat room...geez am I a prude or what - that would have flipped me out - (as I am spitting my carrots out of my mouth...thanks alot that not gonna help the diet! LOL)

Love Baby Spawns crying fit - it's soo cute (mainly because she's not mine crying...)

Krystal A. Kelly said...

Okay, could have lived without the bung hole story.

But your daughter is adorable.

Jewl said...

I LOVE the pigtails.. How cute!My nephew has those slippers too, I think he even bathes in his...LOL

Ummm, thanks for the mental picture I could have totally lived without...LOL... Now I will have that image burned in my brain whenever I eat a carrot!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

momma, um, picture a veggie you dont like then:-)..I know its really gross, and I have been trying to forget it:)

Krystal, some things are just better left unsaid huh???...

Jewl, I thought u needed a good mental picture for the day:)

Wethyb said...

Oh my! That is just wrong!!! I can honestly say I've never seen a fugly guy shove a carrott up his bum. That's just gross! Glad you didn't keep watching...tee hee.

Em looks like how Gracie did the other day in some pics. Gotta love pissed off kids. She's still cute :)