Tuesday, November 08, 2005

.....Um, Martha. And a promise to you

I decided today as I was watching Martha , to count how many times she has "um" and "aahh".

yes I truly have nothing better to do with my time.

So in the first 10 minutes of her show , she said "um" 27 times and "aahhh" 15.
What is up with that? Don't get me wrong, Martha is da bomb when it comes to cooking and cleaning. But she is not quite up to par on having a talk show. A live one anyway.

But it must be nice to take credit for other people,s ideas and recipes. She has become a gazillionaire off of other peoples ideas. If you think all those recipes are hers...You are sadly mistaken. I will give credit where credit is due. And the woman looks like she knows her way around the kitchen. I have never actually tasted anything she has
made,so I really can not vouch for her cooking. Although she does seem to know how too slop together a cake.

But she really needs to be coached on the proper etiquette of talk show jargon. You do not say "um" and "aahh'..It is not filler. If you truly have nothing to say, or your thoughs kind of slip your mind, maybe rehearse or get better writers..I don't have the answers Martha, but do something my sweet.

Ok now on to other business...I hereby swear that I will no longer blog while the effects of my sleeping pill are affecting my mind. When I went to read my post from early morning, I was not sure what the hell I was even talking about. But it makes for some funny reading I guess..Well maybe not:-)


I forgot I was going to put this one here, sorry there are 2..But the one was too small and I am such a Moran I can not get it off...My apologies to you and yours..

Just trying to get you in the spirit if turkey day..Can I get a gobble gobble?


midwest_hick said...

Um....ahhhh....I....um.......hear ya.....um....ahhh....I really do.

vani said...

ummmmmmmmmmmm, its definitly funny! ahhh, i knew u were a drugie...lol

d said...

LOL, midwest hick stole my idea! I'll have to get here earlier next time.

Martha. She got a bum rap but she has always bugged the crap outta me.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

MWH, ummm, I knew you would:)

Vani, LOL..my seceret it out..dang it:)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

d, got to be quicker baby..LOL..and yes she does have a bum rap..pnly I think she brings it on herself:)

Melis said...

Ok... I'm sure it's just me, and I did truely debate if I was going to say something or not... and debated so long, in fact, that now I just can't control myself. Question... does this statement from today tie in with yesterday's post somehow?? "But the one was too small and I am such a Moran I can not get it off..."

Sorry... not meaning to offend anyone here... but I just couldn't stop laughing when I read that! :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Melis,,ROFL.....you got me:)

Heather said...

Well if you too decide to take a break of your own... rest well. I will still be visiting my favorite blogs.. yes yours is one of them from time to time so you dont forget me :) Stay safe and Happy Holidays.

Marel Lecone said...

Yeah--you're cracking me up! Well, at least, you don't love Martha blindly. That I can totally appreciate. :) Great cartoon. :)

Jamie Dawn said...

Funny cartoon!
I'd like to attend one of her dinner parties. It would be fun to see how she acts in a real life situation.

pack of 2 said...

I know EXACTLY what you mean about MArtha.

I've also noticed that she ALWAYS talks over the top of her guests & does not appear to really be listening to anything they say....her head is probably swimming...trying to find something else to say...then starts the Um's & Ah's.

She does make so fat cash though...I think she will end up losing both of her shows though...she isn't a natural like Ellen!!!


Litlsassy20 said...

well i'm sorry but I can't stand Martha! AT ALL! Her voice and personality of a BRICK grate on my very last nerve..........Bob Villa is the other one, can't stand him either.....

that picture is hilarious!

Cliff Morrow said...

Give Martha a break. She's probably trying to come up with a name for her love child from prison. uummm maybe not.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Heather, I will still sotp by my blogger friends, just may not post as often.and dont be a stranger on your break:)

Marel, your right..I am not a full lover of her..i can pick her apart like noone else..LOL

Jamie, I would love to attend one as well..only I highly doubt she would do the cooking:)

Shelly...so is NO Ellen...Even Rosie out shined her when she was a guest last week....so why do I watch anyway?...I have no idea:)

sassy, I was never a fan...but she is kind of like a fungus...she has been growing on me..LOL

Cliff..I never thought about that..but man she is like 67 years old...LOL

Mavida Lesbiana said...

Thanks for stopping by my site christina!!

I know what you mean about Martha!

Great Cartoon!

Wethyb said...

Yah, um, um....lol...

I saw that Turkey day funny! Loved it!!! I can just smell the turkey now...mmmm!!

momma of 2 said...

Poor Big Bird - but at least there's enough bird for everyone!

Uhmmm....ahhhh I have nothing...darn Midwest hick anyway!

Sandy said...

I think Martha is trying to show us the down to earth side of her and not focusing on being perfect. I can appreciate that!

That cartoon is downright scary! Poor Big Bird!