Tuesday, November 08, 2005

More useless crap from useless me

useless tip number

1. If you let baby spawn spend the better of 4 days sucking on blue colored juice, you better expect green poop to follow for 7 days.so don't be alarmed..It is my PSA for you guys

2. If you leave tuna on the counter for the kitty to eat, the dog will knock it down and lick it till she slits her tongue on the sharp edges.

3. You will have to carry baby spawn to the basement so her feet don't touch the once floating carpet

4 .My covert spy says " its ok, me and baby spawn can share the same straw, because we share the same saliva right momma?"

5. Should not blog after I take an Ambien and a little cough syrup.


Life sometimes throws you balls. It can be good balls, footballs, bowling balls..I don't care..

Make sure you make the best calls with the balls you have. No need to delve into this anymore than I am..You get my point:-) you peeps are smart.

or if you don't prefer the term balls you can use dice,cards,lemons, whatever term you see fit. I am not going to make you say balls if you so choose not.I am cool like that.



That was WTMI.....I know....Its the Ambien, it makes me crazy....

Toodles

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momyblogR said...

As long as they're not Honey's, I think I can deal with it. LOL

Melis said...

Balls, balls, balls... Noppers, I think I'm fine with it! LOL And you mean there ISN'T suppose to be a man's schedule posted for the "lovin;"??? Dammit! I knew there was something wrong here! *wink* It's too funny that you posted that... see what I posted for Tuesday! LOL Hope things fall more your way chicky! :)

Jewl said...

I want some of what you have! :)

momma of 2 said...

Balls, balls, Balls, yep no problems here... Not offended...LOL

Mavida Lesbiana said...

Nice Blog! Happened upon your link from Shelly and Angies's site. Good Tips - will keep them in mind....

d said...

LMFAO! Bloggin under the influence! Well, you know how I feel about that ;)


balls, balls, balls, BALLS!

BossyĆ¢™¥'s YOU said...

I am pretneding this post never happened..I was thinkng of deleting it..but I just cant..its much to sad for that:)

Dottie said...

LOL! Try Ambien and Schmirnoff....it's an even better combination! :)