Monday, November 21, 2005

No matter..

No matter what anyone tells you, eating a whole strawberry Sara Lee cheesecake by yourself is never a good idea.

No matter what your spawns say when you ask them if they have homework, you can not believe them . Because they will tell you "no" then half hour after bedtime they will creep out of their room and say " I think I might have some homework"

No matter if you use lotion for skin firming, you will still be ugly and flabby because you suck.

No matter how old you are, when you hear that the Charlie Brown thanksgiving special is coming on, you get a little excited.

No matter how good looking you think George Michael is, you can not change the fact that he is gay and you are to flabby and unfirm for him to give you the time of day anyway.

No matter what time it is, you always think its a good time for a nap.

No matter how many times you wish, they will not be doing a re-count of the 2000 and 2004 presidential election.

No matter what Wil Ferral is in, he cracks your ass up.

No matter how many times I hear country music, I still want to shoot myself in the foot when I hear it.

No matter how long you walk/run on your treadmill, there is no way in hell you will burn off the whole cheesecake, nachos, 2 tacos, jello, steak, and garlic mashed potatoes that you consumed all weekend...Because your a fat ass and stupid for eating all that crap...But your pmsing , so it is ok.

No matter what, God still loves ya:)

Happy Monday

Toodles

19 comments:

Melis said...

Ya had me rollin girly! What a true, and very funny post!!!

Happy Monday!!!

momma of 2 said...

You've got it - darn cheesecake.

Mike said...

A lttle disgruntled tonite are we lil missy?.....lol

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

melis, so u agree? oh wait, George is mine though..back of missy:)

Mike, just a tad, is that obvious??..LOL

Momma, thats what I say:)

Marel Lecone said...

Oh, give yourself a break, ok? :) You were funny though. :)

Angel Girl said...

No matter what you do, PMS'ing is just that. So give in a little and worry about it after the weekend.

Oh and girl Will Ferrell is my comedic hero lol.

vani said...

a whole cheesecake huh?? wow, even my big prego butt wouldn't attempt that..hehe. but hey at least you attempt to burn it off! and your right, god loves ya anyway! haha..thanks for the smile this crappy monday morning. ;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Marel,I will give myself a break as soon as I burn off that damn cheesecake..LOL

Angel, well now I have to worry bout Thanksgiving..I may just not worry till after Jan..LOL

Vani, yes a WHOLE cheesecake. when I was knocked up with middle spawn I would eat them daily..and I never ganied any damn weight..WTF..and No I am not knocked up agian..LOL..Just stupid and hungry for cheesecake.

Mavida Lesbiana said...

you crack me up! I'm with ya on Will Ferrel and the Charlie Brown Christmas special - can't wait!

Judy said...

Wow, what a great Monday post! I'm just trying to keep my eyes open! HAHA

As for Tammy, I searched through my deleted emails for a return address from her, and I have never had an email address for her. I don't know what is going on with her. I know of another gal that talks to her - I may try to see if she knows what is going on (Beth - of Beth's Page).

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Catalina, what is it about Will Ferral anyway..LOL..Charlie Brown rocks too:-)

Judy,open you eyes..LOL...let me know if u ever find out about her..I am curious!!

keesh said...

oh how true, I got a little tingle in my tummy when I saw the Charlie Brown commercial for the THanksgiving special, I also did when the halloween one was on too. there is a bit of hope, I think George Michael is Bi=Sexual, so you may have a part time chance :). But I am wondering why you think he is still cute? I think he has been not too cute since after WHAM :)> HA!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Kish..wham days are better looking..curse you!!

I saw him on Oprah last fall..he is totally gay now..not bi anymore..*tears well up in my eyes now* so what chance I had, is long gone...should of got to him in the 80,s but i was just a kid..LOL

Melis said...

Ut oh... I feel a new blinkie being requested!!! LMAO

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

melis, well now that u mention it..LOL

Wethyb said...

Mmmm, cheesecake!

Sorry, country-luvin' gal here....now don't go shooting your foot off just yet....I like other stuff too. LOL.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Beth, well only if I hear it will I shoot myslef in the foot...u go ahead and knock yourself out sweety..listen away:-)

did someone say cheesecake???

d said...

LMFAO! Oh Christina, I'm so sorry I haven't been around the last week or so but catching up on all this just made my morning. Thank you, you rock!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

d, thats what I am here for honey:)

u rock 2...