Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Turn me Loose


Well, my son's birthday came and went like pick pocketer. He is 11. He is old. He makes ME feel old.



The thought of getting older never bothered me, because to me that's your cue that your still, well, hell , alive...If your not getting older, then your dead. And dead isn't good. Although I cant say for sure, because I have never heard a dead person complain about being dead...







so, yeah..


But to think I am the mom of an 11 year old is freaky. For Gods sake I'm still young..a hip 25.....



ok....32...almost 33....damnit..





I need to start using wrinkle cream and Metamucil, that's what moms of 11 year olds do right?







Shit...






My boy had a buddy over and we got pizza and consumed mass qaunties of cake and ice cream.







I just noticed Blondie has a whole in the butt of her jeans..holy shit, I sent my kid to school with a tiny hole in the ass of her pants.
Its kinda like the parent who sends thier kid to school with bed head, morning breath and dirty faces..
shit....






wicked pissa..






Here is some birthday vomit, its better then cat vomit, trust me people...












He insisted on photos with me before school. So I am in my jammies and am sporting my morning face. Which is quite similar to my afternoon face.



Read his shirt, tell me that aint funny people..










Ok this next one Blondie took it before we were ready, but the boy insisted I post this because he says it looks I'm rubbing him like a genie.



so.....yeah









Gawd that's embarrassing.....





moving on...
to my after noon face I guess...at least im wearing clothes and my hair is washed.









He looks all bad as there doesn't he?









I like this one, I look way tall....












He wanted a cake with the solar system..but no one in the city is smart enough to make it...so he said he would settle for a Paddy day cake...This is his first ST Paddy's day cake in 11 years..I have tried to not get them because I think its lame..plus he has never asked for one...











just him opening shit.


And here is the whole family, including my mother...
Yeah so....there ya have it.....another birthday come and gone...
I have too many kids....

29 comments:

True_Floridian Momma said...

I didn't even remember to wear green today....oops :)

Flip Flop Momma said...

True Floridian,
someone outta come pinch your hiney then missy.

Shannon said...

I bought that same shirt at Wal-mart for my eight year old. Great minds think alike!

Yarn Tails said...

Happy Late Birthday to the boy!

I need that shirt for my son. LOL Just cracks me up. You should see some of the things my son's shirts say. You would just fall over!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Shannon,
for sure...

My mom got it for him..I thought it was the funniest thing ever..Plus when I bought the girls paddys day shirts at Target, they had absolutley nothing for boys..I was so depressed..

Yarn Tails,
I think I probably fits most mothers sons..haha

Southern Sage said...

Who is the guy with the big head?

Flip Flop Momma said...

hmm, its either my baby or my baby daddy...

hahaha

Katie said...

That cake looks good!

Patti said...

Looks like a good time was had by all! Happy St Pat's Day FFM & Fam! (I already had wished the boy Happy Birthday but Happy BDay again honey)

Flip Flop Momma said...

Looked better then it tasted Katie..trust me,

Patti,
u can never say it too many times;)

Southern Sage said...

Sheeeeeeeesh
There aint a lid thaat will fit that crackers head!

I hope u feel mo betta

Flip Flop Momma said...

Nope, no lids;)

Southern Sage said...

Nooooooooooooooooo doubt!
maybe a 5 gal bucket will fit!

Cliff said...

Wait til someone starts calling you Grandma! That'll be old.

Scarlet said...

All the pics are cute (even your morning face shots), but the last one is awesome. It's the best family pic I've seen in a while...minus the man of the house, but that OK. :)

Oh, and don't worry about the hole in the butt; if it's not too big, it's actually stylish. ;)

Flip Flop Momma said...

sage,
we got no buckets either.



Cliff,
not cool....I cant even think about that.

Scarlet,
the man of the house was in it....but i run the house so I am really the man of the house.
;)

1 plus twins said...

happy b-lated birthday! that shirt is the best.

in ohio st. patricks day was huge. people took off the day after from partying too hard. out here no one really ecknowledges it. weird.

gina said...

look at all that green. i did my motherly duty and dressed mi ladies in green and then I sported the brightest orange shirt i could find. :)
The pics of you guys came out good!

Flip Flop Momma said...

1PT,
well here they have big bashes at all the bars and whatnot, its about the same as it was in MI...

Gina,
I hope somone pinched your hiney..

Dame Wonder said...

you guys are a good looking bunch! i hope he knows what a great momma he has, who swallows her pride and treats him like a king on his day. looks like it was a fun time for all. nice pics!

Choppzs said...

You know what I just noticed?

You have 2 nose rings!!! lol

Flip Flop Momma said...

Dame,
well by nights end it was his worst birthday ever because there was some issues..haha

Chopzzs,
true true....

Rachel said...

I love his shirt! You are not old, but if you take Metamucil you will shit!!

Gette said...

Looks like you had more fun on Saint Pat's than I did! ;) My fingers are still green from tinting beer...

catscratch said...

Awww, that's perfecto!

Jamie Dawn said...

Happy b-day to the boy!!
It looks like he had a good day!!!!

I laughed out loud about this part of your post:

"I need to start using wrinkle cream and Metamucil, that's what moms of 11 year olds do right?


Shit..."


Yes, girlie. If you're downing Metamucil, then you can expect to Shit - freely & unencumbered.

:-)

Jamie Dawn said...

Lord, forgive me for saying Shit, but I was only repeating Flip Flop Momma.

Groovy Mom said...

I just finished telling someone on my blog that if I could be 35 forever I'd go for it. You still have two years before you hit that number, so enjoy them! :-D

Great pictures!

CMB said...

I love the family picture! Very nice. Happy 11th to your boy!