I have this thing with teeth. I don't like looking at people with snaggle tooth looking teeth. Its just a phobia of sorts.
Kinda like being scared of spiders or tornado's.
One thing I don't get is why some folks out there find it ok to not brush the pearly whites God has blessed upon them..
I see lots of people around these parts with what I refer to as summer-teeth.
Now I realize there are humans out there whom have horrid teeth, but it may be beyond their control. Like make a monkey threw a coconut at their faces , broke all their teeth and its gonna take weeks to form the mold for their veneers or dentures, I mean shit happens...I know that.
But when I see the good folks around these parts with black teeth or breath u can tell has not been freshened since the last time they had a Peppermint Patty, this troubles me.
I had this nightmare the other night that I was sitting in a dentist office with my mother, go figure, and two of my teeth fell out. Just out of the blue.
I promptly told her we need to be like make like leaves and blow outta there.
To which said told me this was just the place to be for such an occurrence.
To which I said...no no, cant be letting the dentist see me with no teeth, or anyone in this office for that matter...
So its really a phobia, I mean I have nightmares about losing teeth or one being loose.
I have issues, real issues.
Summer -teeth and butter-faces really scare the shit outta me.
So please this Easter weekend, take the time to floss and brush and tell your dentist you appreciate him/her for making your smile shine like that of a brilliant diamond.
I realize this is a lame Easter message, but dang, I bet no one else has told u today to take care of your smile..
ok, I have got many emails asking what SUmmer-teeth and butter faces were, im sorry , I forgot to explain..I will use them in a sentece for u..
look, she has summer teeth, some are here, some are there...
look, she is a butter face, everything is hot, but her face...
there...now u know.
Just so u know both my laptops are nearly completley hosed, thanks to tots stepping on one and some sort of file error on the other one..So if I am not around, this is why...
anyone wanna come here and go singing with me friday night?..yeah, my plans feel thru with who I was going with..and I dont like to go sit at the bar alone..
so call me, we will hook up..