Tuesday, March 04, 2008

my guitar gently weeps

Sunday was my sons first Communion at church. In 5th grade they have to go thru these classes, then they receive their first Communion at the church...



Yeah so...sitting in our pew at church before the service starts, he is talking about it.



My son is a bit of a "loud talker"...so imagine this being said in the house of The Lord just before his first Communion.



gosh, I hope I don't get drunk from the wine, I mean, I saw what happen to you mom on New Years, and gosh, I cant be acting like that in church..I just hope I don't get wasted.



yes, yes...that is the word by word play by.



He was very excited to try the wine, so I was worried I might have a boozer in waiting.



We get up to the rails, and its our turn, first they hand the bread..or whatever that crap is....and then they hand out the tiny cups of wine.



My dear son holds his cracker, and downs his wine like its a shot...he literally slammed it on the rail when he was done..



I.Joke.Not.



I was relieved when he told me he thought it tasted like poison.



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There is a breech here at flip flop momma..



There are some issues I want to talk about on here, but wont now...SO I am starting a new blog for this issue...and it will be an invite only blog..



So, if your interested send me an email to my blog email addy...I have not started it yet, but will be soon, because this issue I need some advice on from u parents and grandparents.



if people would stay the hell away from here, whom are not suppose to be here...all would be good.



and to the family and friends who come here, its not you...if this bitch personally gave u the address to this blog, don't worry...and plus its no one I am remotely related to.



I hate having breeches in blogland..it tends to make me pissy..



And u wont like me when im pissy.



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I was reading somewhere that Prince is having a hip replacement..I know it shouldn't make me giggle, I mean, since I was a preteen I have wanted him to do bad things to me...

I mean really bad things..

anyway, years of dancing in high heels has wrecked his hip...

Just another thing for my family and friends to give me a hard time about..

Prince needing a hip replacement from wearing chick shoes..

I am not above kidney punching anyone who says it to my face.



32 comments:

Katie said...

Your son is way too funny!

Just lil o me... said...

OMG - he slammed it back?? That's great!!
Kidney punch em...I got yer back.

kat

Flip Flop Momma said...

Katie,
he is a regular ole card all right.

Kat,
he slammed it...with force.

thanks 4 having my back;)

1 plus twins said...

omg your son has the bar/shot thing down pat. wait till he gets older. i see many nights you look out the window and he is nose dived in the grass. lol

of course i want an invite. i so know what that is like. you will love going private i tell you. it is the best. you have my email right?? if not let me know.

just_tammy said...

You've created a monster, but you already knew that! I would have loved to have seen it in person though.

I couldn't even come up with a comment on your last blog. I was speechless or just rolling on the floor laughing. It was all too much.

Guess I need to send an e-mail now...

Groovy Mom said...

Prince? Hip replacement? Freakin' HILARIOUS!

So's your boy. I can just see the priest's face. He probably chuckled on the inside.

Breaches suck. Big time.

Flip Flop Momma said...

1pt,
well I am not making this one private...just gonna start another one so I can openly talk about some issues I am having...and yes, i have your email..so as soon as I start it, I will email ya.

Tam,
yeah, some of the shit I see, was made for tv I tell ya...

but...it makes me giggle..

Groovy,
Dont make me kidney punch u now...no one can deface Prince, Lepps or elton John without a blow out;)

Yes, Breaches suck ass.

CMB said...

Congrats to you and your son. I think he is a real riot! I too heard about the Prince hip replacement and had giggle at the fact that I had him wallpapering my wall back in the day. Was I blind? Sorry to hear about your breech...you need the secret service! I'd like an invite - tell me if you need anything from me that you do not have.

Anonymous said...

Oh, yes! Please invite me to your private blog! I'm a mom of two (sometimes) grown kids and grandma to six wonderful kids. I may have advice, I may have words of wisdom, or I may have a bloody mary to forget it all----but I'll have something to say! :-)
catrina
momtomaggie@hotmail.com

Shannon said...

Your son is just too hilarious! Kids, you NEVER know what they are going to do or say next.

icanseeclearlynow said...

"kidney punching" you're HILARIOUS!

i thought about starting a private blog for that same reason. people that have no life so they follow yours. IDIOTS!

you son is too cute!

:)

Tom said...

Boy, Butch will be in that church whenever the doors are open! Did he put the salt in the applesauce on one of his benders?
Well, if you like the advice of an uncle of 10, who's dried tears, and done diapers and all for your new blog, I'd be glad to be invited..

Scarlet said...

He "slammed it on the rail when he was done!" LOL I love that line! :D

I would love to meet your family one day. ;) Seriously.

Scarlet said...

Wait a min...Prince is getting a hip replacement?? That just doesn't sound right.

Flip Flop Momma said...

CMB,
posters?..yeah well I got his smboyl tattooed on my back, now thas love:)

Annymous,
as soon as I start it, I will shoot u an invite;)

Shannon,
I know...u never know what is going to fall off thier lips...dang kids.

I can see,
Yeah, when people cant stay away, or dig and search to ind your blog, its sad as hell..

When I start the new one I will invite ya;)

tom,
u will 4 sure get an invite.

Scarlet,
not sure u could handle us, we are pretty crazy;)

but come on up;)

Flip Flop Momma said...

Scarlet,
thatsf whatf happens when u dance in heels 4 30 years..


damn Prince.

metalmom said...

Ah, yes communion.Babygirl asked me if she would go to hell if she threw it up.

Who be messin' witchu? I'll take 'em on!!

Yippeeskip said...

Too bad Butch didn't say to the Priest, "Line em up!"

Flip Flop Momma said...

MetalMom,
Did u tell her she would..haha..

Yippeeskip,
no priest, the pastor..haha..

he prolly woulda..i dont put anything past that one.

themuttprincess said...

Holy Hell-o! That is too funny!

At least he thought it didn't taste good. You got yourself a few years before he may change his mind!!


If you need help kidney punching anyone, let me know!

Southern Sage said...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the reason Prince hasn't taken you up on the offer you have for him is because ur panties hold nothing that he beleives he will enjoy!

If u want me to read u have my mail.

gina said...

lol-makes me wish I hdn't dropped the whole Catholic thing...funny stuff can come out of those rituals.

I'm up for an invite:
ginamarieparker@gmail.com

Flip Flop Momma said...

tmp,
well, I hope the poison taste stays in his mind 4 years 2 come..ha

SS<
he is not gay, damn, dont make me kidney punch u man..damn..

Ok, I will send ya one..

Gina,
well we are not even Catholic..hahaha..

OK, I will send ya one..

CatScratch Diva said...

OMG, I got a visual of the boy and the wine... I love it. I think my daughter and step son get into mine, can't swear too it, but I'm sure if I was hiding where the couldn't see me, I catch 'em tipping up the bottle of Fat Bastard Chardonnay.

I have a separate blog for other posts too. Sometimes you have to have a private audience, girlie!

Prince... awwwwww. I lost my virginity after my sex ed classes via Prince music.

No Cornflake Chels said...

I think you have a future you on your hands. :)

And I know the whole "breech" feeling. I've been bouncing around too, and I've finally found me a new home. Come and visit.

Neurotic1 said...

Oh just tell them the hip replacement is from a long schlong dangling all these years and not from those damn high heel shoes!

Good thing Butch didn't like the wine. That's the last thing we need is a teen alcoholic!

Choppzs said...

Alright, I am ready for the new blog!!! lol Send it to me asap.

Oh and Girly hates the wine at church too! I guess it would be kind of a bad sign if they were up there wanting 2nd and 3rd helpings of the stuff huh? Now I on the other hand.....love the stuff. Give me a bottle please Father!!! lol

Flip Flop Momma said...

Diva,
I didnt lose it to Prince, BUT..I have done some pretty nasty things with him:)

Chels,
U got a NEW home?..Im on the way..

N1,
yes his big wanker made his hips outta joint while he was tusseling around in high heels;)

I will go with that.

Choppzs,
I need ur email...I dont have it I dont think..

I am not a fan of wine, but Vodka, I wcould give thanks with that.

Gette said...

Oh man, I just about peed myself reading that!

Invite me, you know the drill.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Gette,
consider it done.

Patti said...

Your son kills me!

I think I heard that somewhere too. Poor poor Prince. I've always loved him, just wanted him to dance & sing for me - nothing else. Oh and I love his perfume Cheeky got for me!

Jerry said...

Prince needs a hip replacement? I don't think it was the girlie shoes. I think it was the splits that he was able to do well into his forties. Makes my hip hurt just thinking about it.

Nice present for a 50 year old, dontcha think (just a few years older than me..yikes!).