Sunday was my sons first Communion at church. In 5th grade they have to go thru these classes, then they receive their first Communion at the church...
Yeah so...sitting in our pew at church before the service starts, he is talking about it.
My son is a bit of a "loud talker"...so imagine this being said in the house of The Lord just before his first Communion.
gosh, I hope I don't get drunk from the wine, I mean, I saw what happen to you mom on New Years, and gosh, I cant be acting like that in church..I just hope I don't get wasted.
yes, yes...that is the word by word play by.
He was very excited to try the wine, so I was worried I might have a boozer in waiting.
We get up to the rails, and its our turn, first they hand the bread..or whatever that crap is....and then they hand out the tiny cups of wine.
My dear son holds his cracker, and downs his wine like its a shot...he literally slammed it on the rail when he was done..
I was relieved when he told me he thought it tasted like poison.
There is a breech here at flip flop momma..
There are some issues I want to talk about on here, but wont now...SO I am starting a new blog for this issue...and it will be an invite only blog..
So, if your interested send me an email to my blog email addy...I have not started it yet, but will be soon, because this issue I need some advice on from u parents and grandparents.
if people would stay the hell away from here, whom are not suppose to be here...all would be good.
and to the family and friends who come here, its not you...if this bitch personally gave u the address to this blog, don't worry...and plus its no one I am remotely related to.
I hate having breeches in blogland..it tends to make me pissy..
And u wont like me when im pissy.
I was reading somewhere that Prince is having a hip replacement..I know it shouldn't make me giggle, I mean, since I was a preteen I have wanted him to do bad things to me...
I mean really bad things..
anyway, years of dancing in high heels has wrecked his hip...
Just another thing for my family and friends to give me a hard time about..
Prince needing a hip replacement from wearing chick shoes..
I am not above kidney punching anyone who says it to my face.