Monday, March 24, 2008

If this is love

Saturday I decided to do the humane thing and give my dog a beating, I mean a clipping...


Now mind you. last time i gave her a clipping was right around a year ago...and she made her body think she was pregnant, lactated and all, and hid in the closet for 2 months. I.shit.you.not.

So my dog does not like to be clipped, and it takes me hours to get it done. After a while she got pissy...I mean I did draw blood a number of times, but I mean, she does deserve it.



Now the poor dear looks like one of those dogs in those ads about abused and neglected dogs. She looks like she has mange, as well as a good case of mental abuse..


























and see, this is her NOT coming out of the closet..



























Please call your local ASPCA, and help this abused and neglected mutt....her owner just lets her mosey around the yard looking like a total whack job.

Here are some other various shots from Easter.





















































I had ten people to cook for, and boy, am I tired, not sure why HE looks so damn tired..









































oh and Look, I made candy...










































My computer is still acting all retarded, I need to give it a good enema..so sorry for the lack of visits, but I'm working on it..



Well i better go console my butter-face of a dog, the bitch wont come out of the closet ya no.

33 comments:

Bee Repartee said...

Your kids are so Eastery. Your oldest daughter is getting TALL. What's up with that (and you, upstaging us lame moms who don't make candy or cook for a houseful?!)

From your pictures you look like the life of the party, am I right, or am I right?

Shannon said...

Happy Easter!!!

KrazyMom said...

Happy Easter!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Bee,
I am, how did u know?...Most would never peg me as the life of the party, but I am:)

U like my candies:)

Shannon,
ditto

Kelly,
Likewise;)

Cliff said...

Kids look really cute. Adopted?

Candy? Well aren't you the little Miss homemaker.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Cliff,
dont u dare show Marrylin what I did to the dog ok?

and I will birng u some candy when I come see u in July..

yes, adopted, im too much of a butter face to breed cute ones...very true.

1 plus twins said...

did you really make that candy????

your kids look adorable! go look what my kids wore!! lol

Groovy Mom said...

I'm still lactating even though I haven't breastfed anyone for 3 years, and I still think I'm pregnant every other month even though my husband has been snipped. Maybe I'm just a bitch, after all.

metalmom said...

Girls in Easter dresses! So purdy!!

Have you tried letting the dog sit on your lap while it's quiet(while you watch tv?) Then just take a heavy nail file and just file them down. I do it often with the pup and when he went to get his nails clipped, he barely noticed.

Flip Flop Momma said...

1PT,
yes, I made the candy, the kids helped with one batch, then they got bored and left it to me..

assholes..

Groovy,
I think I am lacating too, even though its been damn near 5 years for me..

I must have a bad hair cut too.

MM,
well the vet does her nails, but the bitch does sit on my lap while I get the clippers out...

Janell said...

My grandchildren look absoutely gorgeous for Easter morning! And the candy - yum - save me one of those.
You have a great smile and so does your hubs.

Poor little doggie. Is she still in that closet? Is she going to get stuck in it like that idiot woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years and got stuck?

I also loved your post about Boo and your conflicted uterous. Had me chuckling all the way through.

Gette said...

Happy Easter!

CMB said...

The Easter pictures are too cute! The kids look so nice. Look at you making candy! That is pretty cool.
The poor dog...I give you credit for even attempting to trim her. Hope she leaves the closet soon.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Janell,
the dog is still in the closet, she comes out to growl at me...

I think my dog has more brains though, she likes to run thru the yard with the fleas running thru her hair, she would not wanna be stuck in the closet two years..

(and gosh, that woman must of had mental issues to start, I think she was .."specail" if u get my drift)

Gette,
ditto..

so when we going out now?...do u know yet?

Flip Flop Momma said...

CMB,
thanks...

to be honest, I like her being in the closet, cause she isnt bugging me:)

themuttprincess said...

Your doggie looks fine. I will trade you.. You can clip my dogs nails and I will cut your dogs hair. My dog pretends it hurts when I do it, and he goes all apeshit... He gets over it faster than she does though!!!

HAPPY EASTER!

cathouse teri said...

Omigod! That dog's eyes! Funny how they act like you are about to pull their claws out with a pair of pliers.

Patti said...

Wow I am impressed with the home made Candy!
Y'all look so cute and easter-y - even that abused dog!

Flip Flop Momma said...

TMP,
where shall we meet up for this trade?

TEri,
my dog is kinda specail that way:)

Flip Flop Momma said...

Patti,
well I wasnt dressed up, I just had my pink NIKE shirt on..hehe

U like the candy?..I am a hellofacandymaker:)

Packof2 said...

Aw, that poor baby dog!

Tom said...

Looks like a great Easter! Wish I coulda had some dinner, but I was doing overtime and keeping people safe in the air...Hojo's microwave mac and cheese for Easter dinner..sob...so what was on the dinner menu there?

namaste said...

aawww! your poor doggie! ha! what a wuss! sounds like our dogs!

happy easter!

your family looks great!

:) ~m

namaste said...

oh yeah, and i'm jealous you can make homemade candy!

:) ~m

Southern Sage said...

Hey did Sir Shakes Alot have head shrinking surgery?
His ead doesn't look nearly as big
hmmmmmm
you never cook for me sheeeeeit.
I see how u do me, u must be saying I need to diet!

Slick said...

Awww, the kiddos look cute.

And the dog looks scared shitless.

I'm tellin' on you

Flip Flop Momma said...

Packof2,
poor baby my ass;)

Tom,
lets see, pale girl brought the ham and green bean casarole, I made mashed tots, cheesy tots, homeade rolls, deviled eggs, brownies, homeade coleslaw,ham roll ups...and crap I guess thats it:)

Namaste,
thanks..

making the candy is not as hard as u think...really...Im still a moron.

SS,
hmm, I dont know...maybe it did shrink...

I will have to start taking mesurements.

Slick,
the dog should be scared shitless, im tellin u!

;)

Haphazardkat said...

the candy looks awesome!! Offer your dog some--it'll come outta the closet for them!
Your kids are adorable in their "awww its Easter, pose for Momma, dammit!" outfits. :)

I'm oddly disturbed how your pale friend looks like a wax figure :|
cant.look.away....

Tom said...

Wow! That was a great dinner! Fresca and micro mac and cheese (even if it is Howard Johnsons) don't really cut it....oh yeah and it snowed here.
Anyone flick the green beans across the room with a spoon?

Flip Flop Momma said...

Kat,
I know...I know...on all accounts...

Tom,
no fires like at chirstmas and no bean tossing..Flip Flop MOmma doesnt put up with food flinging..

Jamie Dawn said...

YUMMY candy!!
Your kiddos looked mighty cute all gussied up for Easter.

Katie said...

The candy looks good!

Catscratch Diva said...

Awww, the kids look adorable.
And men, they look tired because it's hard work watching a woman cook and clean for that many folks!