Thursday, August 09, 2007

Momma said there wuld be days like this..

Ok, for starters I am in a bad mood. For many other reasons.

But this is just shit that has went down today...

I find out at my former place of employment that as of two weeks ago everyone got raises but us four. This is what we were fighting for..for us..for all of us...

Then I find out my local Walmart opened today...I hate Walmart.

I also find out that my McDonald's that was tore down in May still is not open yet...the walls and windows are up, what the hell else more do they want? sonofabitch...its been three damn months.

My kids fight daily over what song of Def Leppard is their song..Because if its YOUR song, no one can sing it but you. Mr Shaky has warned me he has to de-program them since I had them for a full month and my doings has obviously influenced their delicate virgin minds..whatever.

Boo has toothpaste in her hair and I have not washed it yet..I say, hell its proof I make them brush their teeth..right?...They don't wash their hair, but their teeth, they are stellar.

Tonight I went for my first walk since being home..I grab my Ipod Pat and tell him/her we are going on our four mile adventure that we had been missing for so long...I go to my moms, because she walks with me sometimes..I turn my music device on and I make a noise.

and a bad face apparently..according to mom.

She asks me what the hell is wrong. I hold my music device up to her face to show her..

this is what she said..

what, is there porn on there or something?

no..way worse then porn mom..look

apparently when I charged up Pat at my dads, my step moms tunes got downloaded onto my Pat..all my shit was gone.

This is what I heard.

save a horse, ride a cowboy

oh hell to the no..this chick don't do country music.

So my mom and I traded devices for the sake of my sanity. Pat is undergoing intensive care right now...Please say a prayer or hold a vigil if you wish.

Now that I have no job, because holy shit, I was fired...

I plan on laying out in the sun all day tomorrow until I am a crisp shade of orange or burgundy.

But looks like it might rain....always someone throwing a damper on my plans.

I decided that since I have no job, it would be best to sell my Def Leppard tickets I bought from the fanclub, and by the 5 star package for 225.00.

Makes perfect sense to me.

If I am gonna rock out, I am gonna rock out from row one instead of row 5.

can I get an amen..


Chels-Puddle Jumper said...

No McDonald's yet? What the hell? They can tear down and build a fucking house in 7 days on Extreme Makeover House Edition, but they can't get your McD's up in a few months. I'd be pissed.

Hope that DL upgrade works out for you. Enjoy basking in the partly-cloudy sun tomorrow!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

I know..I was telling shaky the same thing..TY can buiild a house in 7 days, yet this is taking a whole damn summer.

the upgrade will do wonders for my pyche;)

Cliff said...

Did the ipod have "I wanna check you for ticks". Now that's destined to become a classic.
Go gettem BB.

Emma Sometimes said...

Save a job ride the front row?

Humincat said...

I thought your ipod was named Sheila, cause she so sexy?? And did you say you and your mom switched??? Your mom has an ipod?? Mine doesn't even know what one is!

Karin said...

I am a believer in self gratification to make you feel better so your front row plan sounds perfect to me. As far as Pat goes that is so terrible. I hope that some councelling with a proper playlist will straighten things out in a speeding manner.

Tom said...

You'll have you own tunes back in a just get stuff done that way! Careful with the sun, you don't want your skin to look like cafeteria lasagna!

patti_cake said...

You got an amen from me! Girl keep your chin UP!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

well that one coulda been on there..I didnt listen long enough..


my OLD Ipod was Sheila, then she got sick and they sent me Pat...this was last year I think..I dont know..but tis Pat..I wouldnt lie;)

I love your positive outlook:)

yes..Pat will be fixed in no time..she doesnt like being molested by cowboys.

thank you girl..amen;)

Neurotic1 said...

You can come here and bake in the 110 degree weather. I'll just stand inside with my cinna-melts and beer and watch you with my binoculars~like I do the rest of the neighbors ;)

Get Pat fixed ASAP- I don't want you to have a coronary- I would miss ya too much!

1 plus twins said...

omg, i just got able to get on here cuz my puter died and what do i see but you got fired!!! what the hell. they can't do that. what did the attornry say when you meet with him?? that is just crap i tell you!!! poor pat, how the hell did that happen by just charging it. hope you get it fixed fast or pat will never be the same and neither will you having to hear that crap in your ears. lol

themuttprincess said...

Row one is always better than row 5. Your reasoning is perfect!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

I love 110 degrees...its only gonna be 90 here today..

Have a pichter of some nice cool bevarage for me to sip..and I am not to proud to beg for a bite of the cinnomelts.

1 plus twins,
see all the drama u missed..I was I am having bad pelvic pain and off to the doc never ends I tell u.

TheMuttPrincess, makes perfect sence doesnt it?..thank u for agreeing;)

Scarlet said...

Go for the front row. You need to get a job with Def Leppard!

Packof2 said...

No McDonalds, Walmart opened, & you got fired? That is one bad week!!!

I hope this week is better for you.


Jamie Dawn said...

Well, now that both of us are back from our summer journeys, we can get back to the business of blogging and living out our normal, exciting, daily routines.

Your hubby will have to de-program your chitlins now that you have filled their minds with tons of garbage. Poor babies.

Country music is quite popular these days.
Maybe you'll become a fan --- or not.

You need to stand outside that McDonald's and hold a sign that says something like:
"Open this place up or I will burn it down!"
Maybe then, you can get those cinnamon thingies you like so much.

I'm glad you are home safe and sound. :-)

Angie said...

well it's good to hear you've reconciled with apple and the Ipod has returned to your

even if country music was blasting ;)

Halfmexican Mama said...


ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COC...nevermind :-)

Flip Flop Goddess said...

darn tootin I need a job with them ..or marry all of them, whatever..

cant get much worse can it?..or maybe it can...

I was thinking of picketing out front and demading my cinnomelts, afterall, i have no job..haha

well, I woudnt say reconcield, we tolerate eachother;)

rock on..