Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The best of both worlds

It seems my daughter, my baby daughter...has turned 4 years old on me. Something just feels so wrong about it.







In the last year she has accomplished many things..





*she can talk...holy shit, I can understand 90% of what she says now. if you can get thru her studdering...God bless her cotton socks





*she can wipe her own ass...this was a big one..




*she does not need her toilet seat for on top of the shitter anymore, her ass is big enough and her arm muslces are strong enough to hold her up...yippee for her.








*she can unbuckle her own seat belt, although she sometimes does it at the wrong time, such as when we are in the drivethru anywhere.





She is growing up, and although its painful for me, I know its good for her.






This time last year she was a Wiggle addict. I did not mind because, holy shit, have you seen the blue Wiggle?...I mean he is dreamy, and has an accent to boot.












Now she is all about Hannah Montana. But the scary thing with this is, I sit and watch the show, and think...when the hell did Billy Ray Cyrus get good looking?









Its hard for me..







We own every Hanna cd...ok...her only cd...but we listen to it nightly.










Here are some shots of my baby girl.





























































































































































































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She is kinda cute....






She has a lot of common sense, but lacking in the book sense dept..




for instance....she can not spell or write her own name..




she can not count much past...well...17..




she thinks M,N,O,P are all ONE letter in the alphabet..






She will be riding the short bus this year to nursery school, I just hope she gets smarter so they let her in Kindergarten next year.




She also has quite a gift for song and dance. But you will just have to take my word for it. She has Mad Skills




My baby is four, she starts school, she wipes her own ass, she has hair down to her genitals, and she is cute.




She loves cheese sticks, spaghetti and chicken nuggets from The Golden Arches. Her arteries will thank me later.


Blondie bought her a 15 dollar toy for a buck...from the girl she was selling one dollar Graham cracker squares with..seems my girl is the brains of that operation.


I tell Shaky I need another baby...as I get a warm fuzzy feeling looking at the old baby pictures.


He told me he is going to get one of the baby dolls that cry like a real baby..the ones they make teen girls take home for a school projects to detour them from pre-marital sex.


I told him it might be a good idea...but to get me an ugly one.


Happy Birthday Boo....


being 4 kicks ass...


or so I am assuming..

51 comments:

Peggy said...

girl, did I sleep thru Tuesday? LOL I check in every day but haven't been commenting. Seems like the animals think all my time is theirs. Tell Bo she can have a goat for her birthday if she comes and gets it! :)

Neurotic1 said...

Happy Birthday Boo! Keep up the sass! Great job on your accomplishments this year! If you ever wanna hunka hunka burnin' love a little younger than yourself, come meet Dorcas! He's lacking in the book dept. too ;)

Flip Flop Goddess said...

peggy,
she is on her way...she likes animals;)

N1,
she said brains dont matter...just as long as he has his own hotwheels.

MamaMichelsBabies said...

Happy Birthday Boo!

Let's rub baby girls together (get yer mind outta the gutter) and hope that Boom rubs some book sense off on her and she rubs some common sense off on Boom. She has the attention of a fruit fly and gets lost in a hallway. But damned if she isn't smarter then she ought to be.

Scarlet said...

Boo is a cutie! I like the one of her flopping around in her bed. I hope she has the best birthday EVER!! And I hope she never loses "her sense of wonder, always get her fill but always keep that hunger..." :)

Gette said...

Happy Birthday Boo!

Humincat said...

Happy, Happy Birthday Boo baby! I think you should ask for more crayons for your birthday, since Momma probably threw yours away when she saw your bedroom walls!!! And you may want to trim your locks, so mom will stop saying down to your genitals, it kind of freaks me out....

Katie said...

Happy Birthday Boo!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Mama,
all three of mine have the attention span of a fruit fly as well..they would all get along well.

Tiff,
that is a cute one, she fell asleep whilst pulling her blankie off the ground..kids are happy little retards.

Gette,
she thanks u;)

Humincat,
well her walls have chalk boards on them..so thats chalk u prolly see..I put chalk booards on the walls just for that purpose.

she has ahir to her gentials..there..did I freak u out again?

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Katie,
she thanks u;)

Angie said...

it goes too too fast!!!

Happy Birthday Boo may it be full of happiness and I hope your love for Hannah will soon pass as I don't think your mom or dad can handle your mother's secret love for Billy Ray....god help you all ;)

just_tammy said...

Ummm, is Boo missing a vital piece of swimsuit in the one photo and doing her version of the Coppertone ad?

Hope she has a wonderful fourth birthday with lots of cake and presents!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Angie,
hush now..I never said I liked him, I was just making an observation;)

ok, he really did get good looking..
:)

tam,
yes, she is missing a vital piece o* swimsuit...but she is cute anyway right?

not being intrusive try to help said...

I agree she is a cutie anyway but honey there are uh ,some weird people in this world who should not see that ! She is glorious in all her being ,but better BEE safe~Than sorry !
Now if ya wanna flash yours , OK ! LMAO

1 plus twins said...

happy birthday to your baby girl!!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

yes yes..I agree..

at the time I posted it, I had not realized she was not um, wearing..well..her bottom hal*

but then a*ter I seen it, I thought it was kinda cute..

but I know what your saying..

and thanks or the inquiring...its nice to know peeps care;)

Flip Flop Goddess said...

1 plus twins,
thanks..although she tells me daily she is NOt a baby;)

Flip Flop Goddess said...

a*ter thought, I did take the pic down with her bottoms "absent"..I did not realize the pic was a "bottom *ree" pic until a*ter I posted it..

but...I took it down...

just in case any o* u wondered;)

Flip Flop Goddess said...

oh, and I an still not posting one o* me bottomless either, or topless..so dont even ask..

Gee gads;)

just_tammy said...

Sorry I mentioned the Coppertone pic. Didn't mean for you to remove it. I'm so wiped out I just wasn't quite sure and probably shouldn't have even noticed. It's just she so darn brown. Guess since I'm so darn white and jealous...

Slick said...

Awwww, now she's a little cutie!!

Happy BDay to'er and everything. Looks like you got your hands full :)

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Tam,
no, it was not u....the hubs also made mention that I should take it down, and really, I had no idea she was missing bottoms until I had it posted already..

how r u anyway...i need to email u.

Slick,
thanks....she is a handful alright..her and her siblings keep this fat momma on her toes.

Cheeky said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! My little baby girl turns 15 tomorrow - where does the time go?

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Cheeky,
aww...our babies have the same birthday..AUG 29th must be a good day to birth out rug rats.

Hope your baby has a good b-day too;)

Halfmexican Mama said...

Oh Happy Birthday Boo!! Was her Birthday yesterday??? Wheres the cake...I didnt see any damn cake...you forgot to send me a piece too...dammit.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

her birthday aint till tommorw..

I just posted it today as I wont be postong until at least thursday or friday..

no cake...not till tomorw...sorry HMM.

Choppzs said...

Happy Birthday Sweet Girl! At least she can wipe her own ass, Crazy is still working on that! lol

patti_cake said...

Happy Happy Birthday sweet Boo!
I can't believe my baby will be THREE in October. Surely I JUST birthed her...

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Choppzs,
the wiping of ones ass is a big accomplishment..u just wait;)

Patti_cake,
I just birthed this one too...

only four years ago..

tomorrow.

Tom said...

Please give my best to Boo!!!
Only 12 years and she can get her learner license for the car (don't know what MN age is, just guessing). If I were there, I'd shake her hand and buy her a chocolate milk and some chicken nuggets.

Wendy said...

She sounds like a completely normal 4 year old to me! We had our first day of preschool today. Now I want another one so bad I found myself shopping in the baby department at Target today. Scary!

Wendy said...

Happy Birthday Boo!

Halfmexican Mama said...

33 posts...well aint you Hi-falutin!!

Halfmexican Mama said...

there that made 33...pretty soon youll bee too good to talk to me!!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Tom,
she loves choc milk..she might marry u.

Wendy,
I have dound myself going in the baby aisle too..not good.

HMM,
well, this use to be a normal day..I use to hit about 76 daily..until I stopped blogging for a few weeks...plus I dont visit others like I use too..not enough time in my day..

but me, I always got time for my best wetback..so sho on u..

Working Mom said...

Happy Birthday Boo!! She's a cutie patootie!!

You want another baby? I can hook you up ;) (And no, I won't get you pregnant!!)

KrazyMom said...

Happy Birthday Boo!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Working mom,
well then who will?..I have no takers.

Krazymom,
she says thank u..
;)

Michael Manning said...

She is absolutely precious! I see you've undergone a change in nome de plume. I'll fix it. Beautiful photos. I like them all, FUN!!!!:D) don't be a stranger!!

Britmum said...

Awww Happy Birthday Boo...

I know how you feel about them getting bigger.

Foster babies like me.

Hugs sweetie xx

Flip Flop Goddess said...

MM,
well.u dont be a stranger either;)

JoJo,
aww, *oster babies?..how nice...your so lucky..

and Boo thanks u or the b-day wishes;)

Jessica Foster said...

Love the photos. She looks like a real character! You had me laughing with "She can wipe her own ass!" That was the best line in Big Daddy!

Yippeeskip said...

Happy Birthday Boo. I love the pic of the girls at the lake.
My 4 year old likes blondes maybe they can date, share nuggets. She can teach him to wipe his ass and eat something besides nuggets. He can teach her to spell her name. They can share that the Wiggles are SO yesterday.
His mom would LOVE to see a pic of his mom topless.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Jessica,
Oh, your right, I forgot about that line in Big Daddy..I Love that damn movie...

thnaks for dropping by.

Yippeskip,
well, maybe we can set up an arranged marriage or something.

aatank said...

Happy Birthday Boo!! May this next year bring you many new talents.

As for another baby, just trick him into it or brib him or something. Maybe you should get your daycare going first, cause maybe you'll change your mind.

Tee said...

Awhhh. Why do they grow up so quick? I love the pic of her in a nest of blankets. LOL.

Happy birthday to Boo :)

Vani said...

what a cutie- hope she had a fun b-day!

Michele_3 said...

Happy Birthday Boo!
We have to get monkey D and her to meet- They are too cute!!!

I know when my little guy turned 4 a few weeks ago, I brought out the baby pictures,(& the tissues) it is UNREAL how fast times flies anymore..
HUGS GIRL!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Tee,
I know..isnt that one too cute?...

thanks..

Aatank,
the more i think..the more having a baby is a bad idea, thats nine months with no drinking;)

Vani,
thanks..so far..its a smashing day;)

Moi said...

happy birthday to your baby. for years, my 4 year old thought the alphabet went J. K. 11. O. P.

Now she does it the right way ... but I miss 11 OP

Dear AL said...

Happy birthday Boo!

I know this looks wierd coming froma a stranger, but I know how you feel since I have two kids of my own.