Momma said there wuld be days like this..

Ok, for starters I am in a bad mood. For many other reasons.

But this is just shit that has went down today...

I find out at my former place of employment that as of two weeks ago everyone got raises but us four. This is what we were fighting for..for us..for all of us...

Then I find out my local Walmart opened today...I hate Walmart.

I also find out that my McDonald's that was tore down in May still is not open yet...the walls and windows are up, what the hell else more do they want? sonofabitch...its been three damn months.

My kids fight daily over what song of Def Leppard is their song..Because if its YOUR song, no one can sing it but you. Mr Shaky has warned me he has to de-program them since I had them for a full month and my doings has obviously influenced their delicate virgin minds..whatever.

Boo has toothpaste in her hair and I have not washed it yet..I say, hell its proof I make them brush their teeth..right?...They don't wash their hair, but their teeth, they are stellar.

Tonight I went for my first walk since being home..I grab my Ipod Pat and tell him/her we are going on our four mile adventure that we had been missing for so long...I go to my moms, because she walks with me sometimes..I turn my music device on and I make a noise.

and a bad face apparently..according to mom.

She asks me what the hell is wrong. I hold my music device up to her face to show her..

this is what she said..

what, is there porn on there or something?

no..way worse then porn mom..look

apparently when I charged up Pat at my dads, my step moms tunes got downloaded onto my Pat..all my shit was gone.

This is what I heard.

save a horse, ride a cowboy

oh hell to the no..this chick don't do country music.

So my mom and I traded devices for the sake of my sanity. Pat is undergoing intensive care right now...Please say a prayer or hold a vigil if you wish.

Now that I have no job, because holy shit, I was fired...

I plan on laying out in the sun all day tomorrow until I am a crisp shade of orange or burgundy.

But looks like it might rain....always someone throwing a damper on my plans.

I decided that since I have no job, it would be best to sell my Def Leppard tickets I bought from the fanclub, and by the 5 star package for 225.00.

Makes perfect sense to me.

If I am gonna rock out, I am gonna rock out from row one instead of row 5.

can I get an amen..