Wednesday, August 15, 2007

shite

I might have a new job.....I was approached.....I will see what happens..but I was SOOO looking forward to collecting unemployment until the funds run dry,



I ran over a baby squirrel. Its dead. I killed it.



I am paying 100 bucks a month for Boo to go to pre school..I am not sure she is worth it...I am living on a fixed income now..



ok, not really, but it could be boozing money, stripper money, tattoo money...u get the point..



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I think not.....



I can teach her to wipe her ass, draw houses and stick people, and learn her to trace her letters....



She will be going into Kindergarten next year....


I want her to stay my happy little retard forever..


Her birthday is the 29th...she will be 4...


Did I tell u I killed a squirrel?


its been a bad day all round..


I can still see the little bastard flipping around in the middle of the highway.


God speed little rodent...God speed..

19 comments:

KrazyMom said...

Looks like she has her mommas little attitude! ;) So what is the new job offer, do I dare ask? You need to find a job that keeps you from running the roads, poor little squirrel!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Krazymom,
well, I am not fore sure what it intails..BUT..I am still wanting to open a daycare..so if I do take this job, I am only going to do it until my house is ready for the other.

as soon as I have more details, I will inform u as to what I will be doing exactly;)

Ba Doozie said...

the preschool is worth it to get her away from your crazy, squirrel killing ass.....

Ba Doozie said...

You're going to open a daycare....that's like a person that's allergic to bee's opening a honey farm. what in the world? I need help to understand this. and besides that I've never read a post that indicated such a desire. I am completely and utterly confused, that is not your fault, that is just how I roll. I'm retarded and you know that. please ignore my comments, and move on with your life

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Doozie,
no worries..

see two years ago I re-done my house to open a daycare...I acctually went to college..(the irst year) or early childhood education...

although I have not talked about this in two years..I have blogged about it..

so dont worry, its not u...its me..

Humincat said...

I think she is just the kind of kid that SHOULD be in preschool, where they tell her NOT to kill things and how to spell (shit). J/K!!! It actually doesn't sound that expensive compared to the ones here...

Fantastagirl said...

$100 per month? Damn, I'm moving to your part of the world. Tink's preschool is killing us... although she has one of the best teachers!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Humincat..

no its not a bad price..its just went up 30 bucks rom when Blondie went..

*my letter between E and G does not work on this PC..bare with me)

;)

Flip Flop Goddess said...

anstagirl,
no, its not bad..just 30 bucks more then 3 years ago...

and I am cheap..ha

Karin said...

Wow 100 bucks a month is cheap, I think you are geting a steal, you can pretend you don't have any bees for the hours she is there, really isn't that fantasy worth at least twice the price?

As for the squirrel he deserved it and you did society as a whole a favor to be rid of him. Nasty little vermon.

Katie said...

I hate running over things.

Cheeky said...

Hey she shares a birthday with my teenage daughter - cool!

100 a month is cheap cheap cheap - the least amount I ever paid was like 75 a week!

Anonymous said...

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING...CHEAP...AROUND HERE IT IS 85 DOLLARS A WEEK FOR A TWO DAY PROGRAM. AND PEOPLE SAY THE SOUTH IS BEHIND, LOL.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Karin,
yea it is cheap..I was not meaning it was pricey, I was floored becasue it went up 30 bucks in three years..when Blondie went, it was less..way less..

well, I hate runnion over things, leaves blood marks on my wheels;)

Katie,
ditto..


Cheeky,
how fun, lets have double birthday parties;)..haha

Yes, it is cheap...It is just 30 bucks more then it was three years ago when Blonide went...flation is a bitch..


Cheeky,
nope...its cheap..your right...I was not nessacrly complaing about the price, just that..I have no job..hahahahaha

patti_cake said...

I can't stand running over things. Ack.
Boo is adorable! Yep she's worth it!

1 plus twins said...

ok what is the new job??

sure you should boo then she can learn math really well and save your concert money for you!! lol

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Patti cake,
me either...creeps my shit out..

one plus twins,
well..I am not sure if I am gonna do it or not, so until I decide, I aint sayin..haha

good idea on the math and concert savings..very good idea..

Choppzs said...

I was thinking about preschool for Crazy, but he's only 3, So I think I'll hold off another year! Although it would be nice to pawn him off on somebody else!!! lol

MamaMichelsBabies said...

Lmao... you do realize, every time you call one of your inmates happy little retards I laugh so hard my husband starts asking me what my problem is.

100 bucks? Where the hell in MN you live??? Around here it's 250 or better.

Save a squirrel... take the job.