Warning, I am on the computer that is missing a letter..the one between E and G...*or you retards, I will wait while u sing the alphabet in your heads...
ok, on we go..
* that will be in place o* said letter
So the birthday festivities went pretty well...She is 4 now. Holy shit.
When I look at her baby photos, my uterus aches...it badly wants a companion living inside it or a short period equalling less then one year, but it wont be getting one.
that would mean no drinking or nine *ull months, and I can not risk it..
Here are some pics o* her..
does she look 4?...Does my uterus look lonely?
Look, we are posing...she loves me, and my uterus is smiling too, I know you can not see it..
She looks very special in that pic...as I told you, she will be riding the short bus a*terall.
Messy girls...I did have to hose them down.
Reason number 40 my uterus weeps....
I am getting pumped *or my slut *est...I mean De* Leppard concert on Monday.
I have my dew rag all picked out, my thong, my lip gloss, sunglasses, and my deodorant.
Notice I did not say..
Here are some pics o* me and my buddies..
she was being a smart ass....she really does not have a permanent scowl on her *ace.
yeah so...there we are...Nothing like having pals who come and have a hoe down, all *or your 4 year olds birthday.
My new Shick Intuition is working pretty well. I am down to my last *ree trail blade, a*ter this, I am going to have to break down and buy one. But we all know I can not do that until I get my nice *Fancy, state issued unemployment debit card...I can not wait to run that bitch thru the *first cashier line at Walmart...that is high class there..top notch.
I think I might dye my hair pink..
Well, I wont be around much the next couple days.
I am ironing and packing my slut clothes
I am mowing my lawn
I am trying to console my uterus
I am going to get *fitted *or a diaphram, IUD, stocking up on condoms.
Be*ore I do something really, really stupid.
And we all know...I do really stupid things.
Holy shit,,,spell check accutally repaired some o my letter delima.
and spell check.