Its just sickening....
I check the nice US Government website that is set up for people like me who were screwed up the waa-zoo and are now jobless..and waiting for their unemployment..
Says its still pending. How can it be pending after nearly three weeks? My former employer sent us all up there, said they were not going to fight any of it..so..
This is another reason I think forming my own government would be a wise move.
The State/country would run much smoother under my guidelines and rules.
I am not bragging, I am just stating facts. Pure facts people.
Its a damn good thing I am not a single mom who was living paycheck to paycheck and waiting for this free money to be had. I would have no TP to decorate the post office as I would not have two dimes to rub together.
I want my money. I want to hold my unemployment credit card in my hands. Smell it. Lick it. Use it.
I had big plans for this windfall. And now the state is screwing me again.
Not only do they NOT have Secretary of State Offices where I can get a state licence in a timely fashion, I cant get my money..
and for those of you wondering, no...I still have no MN drivers lic. I mean here in my town you can only take the test on TUESDAY between 8 and 10 am..no shit...oh and at the National Guard office..
i cant make this stuff up folks..
So there I go, driving on my Michigan licence, praying I don't get pulled over anymore cause I don't think I have enough lip gloss to get me out of that one again.
So I go to check my mail, hoping for one of two things.
*shit from granny
I got none.
But I did get this.
in the corner it says final notice..how can this be my final notice when this is my ONLY notice.
When I talked to the douche bag at the Post Office yesterday he said I had NO mail there. SO if I have NO mail there, then how the hell do I have mail waiting for me?
So I guess tomorrow I am going to walk up to the USPS and ask how I can have mail waiting that I don't have.
I am going to ask him why he lied to me.
I am going to put on a big production, you can count on that.
And if its not the letter from granny or the stuff my Krazymom...There will be words, maybe break out in fist a cuffs.
I may or not be arrested. I just hope I do not get thrown in the cell with them big Indian girls who wanted to kill me when I worked there.
And let me tell you..Big Indian Girls get mad when little blonde headed bitches like myself take away there TV for a week...
I think they threaten the life of my first born.
But since its a govt crime..assaulting or verbally abusing a postal employee, they may just throw Federal charges and in that case, I will be going to prison.
Here's hoping anyway.
So here is me..waiting...
Oh and I have a nasty case of gas too...