Monday, August 27, 2007

Rub me the right way

So, I had Shaky go up to the USPS office to gather my mail that I have been missing.







Turns out...it was not my mail after all. So this is going on like week 4....I do not get it. So it looks as though I may be going up there to bust some balls. With my steel toed flip flops.







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Over this weekend, I did nothing. Nothing . I mean, I mowed the lawn, weed whacked, trimmed the hedges..(um, outside and, um..in, if u get my drift) I also re-arranged my living room and also the dining room..


I got a thumbs up on all my trimmings...





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On HBO Saturday I saw that good ole Bob Saget had a comedy special. Now I do have experience in this field, and I rather do fancy myself an expert. I thought this would be a good show, I love watching stand up acts and thought his might be funny, or entertaining slightly.







Well he used the word fuck like every other word. Now I do throw those four letter words out, from time to time. I fancy myself an expert in this field as well..as well as shit, asshole, bastard and poop-stain...so I am in no place to judge.







But he was using the F bomb like every other word, and I kid you not, in some cases it did not even make any sense, it was as though he was saying it just so he could say it. And I do not think that is funny. Like his mom and dad were not home and he was showing off to his buddies that he can curse..

cause he is a big boy now.







He was not funny. And I like to give comics the benefit of the doubt..Give them another chance, but I could not even watch the whole thing as none of it made any sense, and if I wanted to hear the F-bomb, I would just turn off the tele and talk.







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Look, my kids made a city...






















































































I have asked the contractors, and I will be getting a McDonald's.





And I found something in my Boys toys that has troubled me. It is a female action figure. But if you notice, where her boobs are, the paint it rubbed off.








































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I mean is he trying to see some nipple action or what? Should I just go buy him his first nudey magazine? Is he ready for his first lap dance?


I just don't know....


I know one day he will wake up with whiskers, pubic hair and a voice like Kathleen Turner, but damn...It seems its happening to fast.



I need to go hide the Barbie Dolls.



18 comments:

Cliff said...

I agree with you on comics who do that. What's the point.
I'm glad the trimming and whacking went well.

Peggy said...

girl, I always go away laughing after visiting you!

eyes_only4him said...

Cli**,
yes, there is no point...

all trimming went well, thanks;)

Peggy,
long time no see..

glad u le*t with that warm uzzy *eeling.

Bella said...

I heard an interview with Bob Saget awhile ago, yes, he's not funny.

1 plus twins said...

ok i use the f word a lot, too much. but bob sagat. the full house guy, the home video guy, the geek guy. that is too much. i think your right i think he was trying to prove he wasn't the nerdy funny video guy any more and instead of being funny he turned out to an f - ing idot. lol that is crazy about your mail. it makes no sense at all. and what can you do about it?? i doubt there is any other post office you can call. what a shame. i am glad your husband gave you thumbs up on your weed whaking abilities. it is nice when they take notice. lol

Anonymous said...

Bob saget has NEVER been funny. He is a retard

eyes_only4him said...

Katie,
yup, not *unny at all..

1 plus twins,
I bet u dont say it more then me;)

Doozie,
well thats a given..
;)

Wendy aka Cheeky said...

so what is up with all the dead bodies in the city???

Wendy said...

I have never thought Bob Saget was funny. I can't imagine Bob Saget dropping the f bomb would be funny either.

eyes_only4him said...

Cheeky,
I just thought they were napping, but maybe they are dead.

Wendy,
no, I never thought Bob was ever funny, but I thought if HBO is giving him his own specail, maybe he really is..

I was wrong.

Neurotic1 said...

I heard about that show. Something not funny about that idiot dropping the f bomb every other second!

Not only hide the Barbies- you better hide the Sears catalog too. My brothers used to get a kick out of looking at the bras and underwear ;) Morons, I say!

Halfmexican Mama said...

I saw the same Bob Saget show once..your right it sucked...

Oh I want to movie to your kids city..are there any vacancies??

eyes_only4him said...

N1,
I dont get the Sears cataloge, I should be safe..right?

HMM,
sure, there are always vacancies..U can live next to spiderman.

Humincat said...

Her boobs probably stick out so they are the first thing rubbed,,,um, I was trying to defend him, and it just has turned wrong, moving on,,,,I haven't heard anything good about Bob, ever, so I just stay away, and I, like you, want to laugh and give them the benefit that they are just having a bad show, and still, not interested in him in the slightest. Glad to see your kids have the decency to add a McDonalds for ya, and so glad the trims have gotten an A-OK, my recent attempts have gone astray and a bit overboard, which is not good a few days later, so good luck with that.

Unknown said...

I hate those little pet shop houses.

eyes_only4him said...

Humincat,
yup..I tried giving him a chance, and he failed..gives me shivers..and I have heard some bad stand up acts..but this one takes the cake.

Gette,
ohh...well she have a whole fucking collection of them;)

Unknown said...

I hate stepping on little pets, or having to rescue the from the beagle.

eyes_only4him said...

Gette,
I have to get them out of the batroom drain on occasion..