Before I elaborate on how my pastor is an asshat, I will torture u with some Easter pics. Because that's what I do..I torture, THEN educate.
There is Blondie, they were out looking for eggs. That's the kind of mom I am, I drag them out at 7am when its 25 degrees to look for plastic eggs filled with money and candy..
Down here is The Boy, he is pretending he gives a shit about the Easter bunny dropping eggs in the yard.
Down here is Boo, she is very good at looking for eggs. In fact, she is requesting a do-over every morning.
Down here we have them all gussied up for church...
The Boy sorta looks like he has spotted the sign of the devil on my brow or something..damn...
Here is me and the snot noses..
There, you can wipe the vomit from your screen now.
OK, on to how Pastor asshat hats fat people. Ya see, two summers ago, we were all at a church picnic on one of the lakes around here. A lake that is set on a church members private property. Pastor Asshat was pulling kids on a toboggan on the back of his motor boat. He was wanting another volunteer to travel in the boat with him..A woman, whom was at the party, offered to go along for the ride around. He then looked at her and said
well, I am not sure if I have a life-jacket that will fit, and u might need to sit on the back of the boat, I don't think the boat can handle that much more weight up front here.
I was dumbfounded. I felt so bad for this mother he said it too. He thought he was a really freaking comedian. I thought he was a dick head.
The Easter service he gave yesterday was awful. This man is so arrogant, I don't think he puts any thought into his sermons just figuring people are gonna like him regardless.
But me, I would rather have a case of genital herpes then listen to him. I would rather milk a rat then listen to him. I would rather change adult diapers in 90 degree heat, then listen to him..
u get the idea..
I could give u a long list of reasons why I am not a fan of him, but I think that should cover any questions u may or may not have.
Well we had an enjoyable Easter. I ate too much. I had two pieces of pie. And I don't even like pie.
I am thinking about buying a piano.