This is a run down of the last 24 hours...In no particular order.
*Boo tells me she is going on a trip, and I need to drive. I ask where she is going, she says to her house.
*I ask her whose she is in now, she says it is mine.
*she tells me her house is pink and purple and is next to Blondies house, I then ask where Blondies house is, she says "its next to mine momma, I told u dat."
*she then takes the black cat, says she is taking that kitty home with her tonight. I tell her ok, and I have a few other things she can take as well, as I am wanting to downsize.
*The Boy comes home from school after having "the body is changing class". He is mortified at the fact they gave all the boys deodorant and soap. Also he said he had no idea his pee pee was called a penis. Oh, and it grosses him out to think he is going to be sprouting hair in that area along with his arm pits..oh and that he can get a boner from riding his bike...
no, really, I read it right in his pamphlet..along with he can get boners for no reason whatso ever...
I then ask him what else he learned he then told me " oh momma, you dont even want to know, plus I dont think you would even understand..ok, well maybe you do understand it, but I am not going to talk about it anymore."
I think he is worried about "pitching a tent" for no reason in the future. Man I hate to think about him pitching anything but a baseball.
*Then Blondie points at my boobage and asks if hers are going to get that big. I tell her I hope they wont. She says "yea me too, my shirts wont fit if they are that big, and i would have to buy a new coat too"
I have the weekend off. I plan on cleaning out my garage. So maybe I can start parking my mom wheels in it. Nearly 3 years here and still have not been able to park either of our cars in it.
Its starting to bug the bees. The boy told me the other day.." my bike wouldn't be snowy if the garage was cleaned out so I could park it in there."
I told him his bike wouldn't be snowy if it was freaking snowing in the middle of April. And maybe if he got a job, a job that would support all of us, we could move to a warmer climate.
mom, just clean out the garage.