Thursday, April 19, 2007

Mother F-er

Ok, I am leaving till Monday. I have my passport, and am leaving, maybe for good, its a toss up.






I come home from my 4 mile walk, my son is out on the porch eating ice cream. The damn ice cream truck is in full force in the hood now. The Boy and his little friend whom he was caught kissing last summer were in the yard.






When I walk in the house, Mr Shaky informs me that my son, the one whom nearly died the other night....Not only bought himself the ice cream, but bought HER one too. I am going to stop giving that boy a damn allowance if he is gonna go spending it on girls and shit...






So the buck stops right here...not only will he be doing double the work, but he is gonna get a double pay cut...






sonofabitch.






OK, in case u missed it, Mr Shaky had a run in with Boo's mode of transportation. Poor lil sap cant get her trike to run, so she cant run down to the 7-11 to get her smokes and crack.









i cant get the pic to post...i had it on another post, but i dont know what happen to it..
i need to go refill my xanex, vicoden and supoer strong sleeping pills, in hopes i wont wake up..this whole week has been a freaking nightmare..







Now Blondie is asking to wear make up to school. She is 7 and in first




grade..um...hell no sweety, hell no.




Oh and at noon today, I am going to be the proud owner of two sparkling VIP tix to the Leppard show at DTE Energy Center in Detroit. I it is almost fate. How did the boys know I would be in that state at that time? Its almost like they planned it that way.




Ok, I am going now...be good.




Use condoms and whatnot..




bee have


37 comments:

ol j said...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
atta boy Butch!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was gonna axe if it was a splittail he was kissing but you told us in a later sentance!

I did talk with the Lepps and they said they scheduled their concert for when you'd be there

Its all good and safe
I am currently typing with a condom on
js

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

slick willy,
well I thank u in advance for arraangeing for them to be there..u da bomb cracker;)

so is your condom ribbed for her pleasure?

Fantastagirl said...

Condoms are sooo overrated - make sure you use the pill as well - just saying.

So the boy is buying the girl ice cream...what are we going to do with him? Send him to his room until the snow flies.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Fantastagirl,
your not speaking from expeirnce are u?..hehe

js said...

no I dont think they make the "magnum" in the ribbed version.

Princess said...

If you die, what are you leaving me? :D ;)

Lol... hes starting young! He will have all the girls onto him soon enought. And he wont just be buying them ice cream! :P

Have fun!
xoxo

Neurotic1 said...

Butch is learning early. He's already becoming a smooth operator! You don't need a passport to come visit me~ silly girl!

J to the I to the double L said...

what is it with 7 year olds and makeup these days? I dont even think i wanted makeup till like at least 4th grade.So is the boy a Player or what?

J to the I to the double L said...

oh, and how come im not on your bloglist yet huh? I moved you to number one on myspace and this is the thanks i get?? im very sad now, but shoot ill get over it. I had a dream tht I smoked diggity-dang last night...thats so weird and I dont even know why I just told you that.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Cracker,
yeah they do...I own some..hahahahahaha

Princess,
well I am taking away his income, no need to worry...haha

Neurtic,
oh, trust me..I am coming there some time...mark my words.

Jillybear,
well she has that kid make up that dont really show up...she is thinking i am going to let her use it...not a chance though.

Well, I will add u..u see..I have about 10 I need to add and about 5 i need to get rid of..I am slow that way..every night i say I am gonna update it, and every night i dont..

dont worry I will, and u will be at the very top:)

JD's Rose said...

Ahhh, you'll be back. You are a glutton for punishment!

xxx

js said...

ok cool, i figured you were prepared for me to stop by...........
hehe
js

Michele_3 said...

Hey girl!
I know I have been really bad about commenting!! too much going on, but things are MUCH better now..today anyway-LOL!

What is it with our sons & their hormones? My son is always talking about a girl he likes & when do you start kissing them? I'm like WHAT? go talk to your dad-LOL!
I'm not ready for this....

By the way- I love the haircut- Looks super cute on you!!
HUGS!!

:)

patti_cake said...

You are too funny Bossy! Um, your children are rather mature arent't they? I dread as my two year old gets older. I don't know if the old heart can take it!

I saw those sad little trike pics.

Congrats on scoring the Lepperd tix. Love them (second only to Bon Jovi!)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

JD,
you are so right..

Cracker,
oh well I better go shower then.

Michele,
I have missed u..

Patty-cake,
I think I am rasing futrue crackwhores and pimps, not sure yet..

I like Bon Jovi, but NO ONE even comes close to my deep LOVE for my Lepps..I have met them, I see them EVERY time they tour, even crossing state lines..

if u go to myspace, I do have pics of the show i went to in fargo, from the front row:)

Katie said...

Hmmm, I guess I was a little more advanced when I was a kid. I think I had my fist kiss / boyfriend in 1st grade or so. I was a smooth operator. My poor parents!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Kaite,
u tramp!

Well The Boy was going into third grade when i saw it, now he could have done it before then....this is the only one I witnessed..

and i did not enjoy seeing it, I wanted to kill the both of them

flea said...

lol, poor you! sounds like you have a future little playah in your house, i wouldn't know if you should be proud or scared...and that's freakin Awsome bout the Lepps Rock on Sista!

Choppzs said...

Ok, now how do you manage to get a vaca from your kids and tickets to an awesome band all in the same day??? You suck ass!!! lol

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Flea,
I think I am going to have three play'a's in the house...which is funny cuz mr shaky is so NOT a playa..haha

Choppzs,
I really aint goin anywhere..

but the front row tix, thats no damn joke..haha

Working Mom said...

There you go again, bragging about those damn concert tickets....if you loved me, you'd take me with you ;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Working mom,
they dont want women with other humnas inside them coming, they might shake the baby out:)

Wendy said...

I was a tramp from way back too! I had my first kiss in kindergarten.

I love the Lepps too, but I'm not a big concert goer. It sure is nice of them to schedule their tour around your traveling plans. Enjoy.

I saw Boo's sad little bike. Guess she will just have to start hitching!

Karin said...

I think it is a little late for me to start using condoms. You should have told me that back in December when it could have done some good. So the boy is carrying his icecream money loose in his pocket? Free wheeeling like that can lead to commandoism. I think the solution here to stop the boy from carrying things in his pockets that one would normally put in a wallet is to now on only buy him pants with no pockets. It is time for immediate action as trouble is near.

Vani said...

i agree- too young for the makeup..my six yr old just started with the nail polish and i had to ban all the dark pinks and reds..only sheer for now! :)

pack of 2 said...

Watch out that tramp is going to corrupt your kid:) First it's ice cream then it's buy her a house:)

Have fun at the concert. I love Lepp...Also Bon Jovi...Jon almost makes me want to be straight....nah:)

Have a great vacation.

S

Chels-Puddle Jumper said...

Does her momma know she's out kissing boys for free ice cream? What a little hussy.

Kendra Lynn said...

Detroit...so close to me!
We oughta meet up.

Kendra

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Getting ready to for bed...Big plans in the next few days..

But yes, the girl is a hussie..

and she came over tonight to play with him..

I dont like this girl.

Jamie Dawn said...

Does the boy know that ice cream makes girls FAT??!! He may want to buy her some carrots next time instead.

~Deb said...

Don't feel bad, my 3 yr old neice already wears lipstick and blush. She asked me just the other day what 'eyeliner' was. Ugh. This one's a handful! And the funny part about it is, her mother doesn't wear ANY make up whatsoever. Hmm.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Jamie,
good thinking...

Deb,
three years old?..Boo dont even work that fast..hehe

I use to wear lots of makeup, havent in years, so its not like they see me putting it on..

Ba Doozie said...

i will not be using a condom. they simply don't fit me

Miss 1999 said...

Awwwwwwwwww, let your son by his little "girlfriend" an ice-cream. Hell, he could be buying condoms.

PS: I just don't see the need for the damn things anymore-- since I'm old and married *L*

Meow said...

Goodness, Butch buying girls ice creams, and Blondie wearing make up ... your bees sure are growing up quick !!
Yay for the tix ... should be a brilliant concert ... wish I was coming with you.
Take care, Meo

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Ba dozzie,
well your not using it right then;)

Miss 199,
ditto on that last part;)

Meow,
well Blondie ISNT wearint it, just asking bout it..hehe

Wethyb said...

Man, I never got ice cream bought for me when I was that young...shit I don't know if I did when I wasn't :) He needs to be giving lessons. Ha!