Thursday, April 26, 2007

too tired for a title

Blondie says her head hurts and that it feels like her head is too big for body.

what the hell sort of weird ass condition is she picking up in public school.

Boo says she wants to go to her "her house" so she can bake with her "mother"

apparently I am momma, not mom or mother.

oh and she was pissed off because she could not go blueberry picking..

we don't have a blueberry bushes, nor is it even blueberry season.

The Boy well, I didn't see him much yesterday...He gets in less trouble with my new its been a good few days for him

God Speed Butch, God speed.

Mr Shaky, well something is up there...he cried during American Idol.

That shit aint right..

Oh and if any of you watched, is it me or is Kelly Clarkson looking " plump?"

I mean I did not even know who it was...I had to ask..

Ok, I must be going, I need to be back at the office like anytime damn time now.

That crazy house cant function without me.

Neither can my house...

When I walked in the door from work, I took a whif...

My house smelled like fabric softener and pork chops.

Just in case you were losing sleep over that.

Bee Employed


Ba Doozie said...

hmmm.....yer soundin kinda down. Do you need to be cheered up? BEER it's whats for dinner.

patti_cake said...

I didn't even watch Idol and I heard they pulled a cheesy stunt to make it look like Jordin was gone. Was that what made Mr. Shaky cry?
P.S. Kelly Clarkson has always battled the bulge!

Yarn Tails said...

You sound as tired as I feel. Thank goodness this is a slow week. My son is sick so I get to see him the whole time he is home... ewww and YUCk!

Hope you have a good rest of the week!

The Kept Woman said...

Fabric softener and pork chops aren't bad smells for a house to acquire at all...I mean, it COULD smell like wet feet.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

ba doozie,
I woould rather have vodka.

Yes, it waas so stupid..I only watch to see the humilation of one person signing theie good bye song..and i feel jipped.

I know she has always had trouble, but damn..she just looked huge to me...

Yarn Tails,
I want your slow week please:) and I hope your son gets feeling better too..

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

when your right, your right..

Wethyb said...

Kelly was lookin' a little weird to me last night. What's up with that? She looked like a hippie girl or something.

I think we're all tired. What's going on?

Neurotic1 said...

WAKE UP! Are you awake now? Fabric softner and pork chops are better than the cat turd Dorcas carried around yesterday ;)

Katie said...

My place now smells like fabric softner, I attacked my mountain of laundry last night.

Oh, you're a vodka girl too, get your ass over here, I've got a some in the freezer.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

she just looked fat to me..and the dark hair on her looks HORRID..she looks better with lighter brown hair..she just looked like hell..plain and simple..

I am AWAKE...I am gonna go take my walk...that should make me feel better..

I hate dog peed on my carpet last night...when she is too lazy to come upstairs and wake us up to be let out..she just drops urine right on my carpet, and its ALWAYS in the same spot..

I need new carpet...and I need to shoot all my pets..

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

well, its too early to drink, but shit, I am on my way.

Wendy said...

Mine probably smells like fabric softner since I do so damn much laundry!

Kelly Clarkson looked pretty big to me too, not that I should talk. She goes up and down a lot though. All that was last night was a telethon. We were tricked into watching a telethon.

Choppzs said...

Ok, Mr. Shaky cried because it was an emotional episode last night Dammnitt!!! Ok, so I cried to, so what!! lol

And yes, I asked Hubs last night if he thought Kelly was pregnant. He said, "no, I think it's the spotlight on her and that ugly dress!" yep, she did look a little plump, that dress was NOT helping!

Still going around sniffing my house trying to figure out if it stinks. Thanks, now it's an even bigger obsession!!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

AMEN..AMEN..AMEN...I dont DO telethons....we were tricked alright.

If Simon gave up ONE year of his salary..(he makes 30 million alone JUST on AI)...he could help out every third world country in the world..

If Paula used her drug money for one year on helping out the poverty strichen parts of the US, she could have a handle on that with in a months time

If Randy spent all the money he spends on wing dings and ho ho's..he could raise enough money to help anyone else who needs anything.

I dont cry...It has to be something really shitty for me to cry..and that just didnt cut it..I have seen worse.

Mr Shaky's ovaries work better then mine I guess.

Claire said...

Sounds crazy as ever hon!


Katie said...

Who cares what time it is. There's bloody mary's or screwdrivers in the A.M. and whatever else you want in the P.M. It's a totally versatile liquor.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

crazy as ever!

ok, u dont need to twist my arm:)

kaliblue said...

Fabric softner & pork chops aye? Creating new scents to make your millions off I see *snickers*. Your young'ins just amaze me. To damn smart for me I say:-).

Hails said...

Like on fleas blog, cant comment on american idol do dad. Love kelly clarkson mind you and cant wait for new album. Ive heard she put on weight but hell I say good on her and welcome to the real world!!!

Packof2 said...

I watched but didn't pay attention really.I didn't see Kelly. What made Mr. Shaky cry??? I can't figure that one out. Is it his time of the month?

haaaaaa js said...

please BB tell me you are kidding about the crying during idol?!?!?

Chels-Puddle Jumper said...

I missed Idol...what the hell was he crying about?

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

it more a less a telethon...they showed pics and vidoes of dying starving kids..people with AIDS dying on starving, bugs in theie eyes, crying for food..blah blah blah..

He is a preacher man, tries to save the world..

He cant watch those Save the Children ads either...

Nerdine said...

ok who's this Kelly Clarkson? And why do I feel like I should really know who she is. I have been isolated from the world too long me thinks. Good thing there's a party tonight...

J to the I to the double L said...

Kellys weight always fluctuates..where u been at girl..u need to lay off the pipe once in a while:-) AnD Keira keeps wanting to go home all the time, I tell her shes already at home and she just I wanna go home I scared..I think its a phase

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Party? where?..

She is from American Idol, since u live in Norway, u prolly dont know her..hehe

I dont "follow" Kelly at all..Dont care for her music or anything, last time I saw her, she won Amreican Idol...see...I didnt know she was a "sometime" fatty..had no clue.

Kendra Lynn said...

I still haven't figured out my "house smell"...glad you are starting to find yours.
Fabric softner is a good smell...not sure about the pork chops, though.
My hubby always cries at movies.
Yep...he's a metrosexual in disguise.


LZ Blogger said...

I can ALMOST understand Mr. Shakey... because everytime my wife turns on American Idol... I want to CRY! ~ lz///

~Deb said...

I know the camera puts 10 lbs on ya sometimes, but hey, nuttin' wrong to see a nice looking gal with curves! ;) I thought she looked quite nice actually! :)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

Kendra,all I can figure is, if you cookin pork chops, your house is bound to linger like them for a few hours;)

I think he is the same way...u men are such wussies;)

she just didnt look like herself..I was like totally "who the fuck is that"


dakotablueeyes said...

Scary what kids pick up at school

Kendra Lynn said...

Well...somebody came over today and told me my house smelled "really good".
She didn't elaborate...but I was happy to hear I smell good. LOL


lawbrat said...

Can I come live with you?

1 plus twins said...

hey i can never comment on your myspace, it freezees my puter. so happy early birthday to you and me. too bad we didn't live close we could go out for drinks. hope you have a great birthday if i don't get back here before then.

Peggy said...

I thought I was the only one that noticed Kelly was fat! Remind me not to leave you in charge of any of my animals. I would hate to come back to a pet cemetery! LOL

Tomscockwhore said...

I think you are working too much. You sound depressed.

Pork chops are yummy and fabric softener smells good. Who's doing laundry if you are home?

Why was Mr. Shaky crying during such an ignorant show? Kelly Clarkson can be as fat as she want when she is rich as she is!

Get some sleep!!!