It seems every blogger is knocked up, or just got done being knocked up. Is it in the computer lines, or in the telephone or cable lines? If it is consider me gone. It is not worth the risk.
I have a wedding this fall to attned and I can not not let my waste line expand any more than it is, or I may be confused for the fat lady who sings.
So for you people out there sporting these tickers, stay away, stay far far away..mmkay?
Although I may feel like I am about 6 months knocked up, I am not..PMS is hitting me hard today..I wont even go into all the crap I ate yesterday. I feel as though I could take a pin and poke my lower abdomanl regoin and float and spin in the air like a balloon that has just had the air sucked out...You see that in the sky, that big fleshy thing spinning toward you, yup thats my fat as&...aint pretty is it?
Metldown spawn has become full of matrial latley. He was chosen star of the week for next week and has the paper to fill out. One of the questions on it is " name something specail that has happen in your life"
He says " I cant think of anything, every single second has been horrable so far"
So I tell him I am sorry to hear that and how about I sweeten the deal by making it worse and grounding him for disrespecting me and talking back..
He then says " Oh why does puberty have to get me in trouble all the time?"
Ummm, sorry son, it only gets worse from here, until you start sprouting hairs on your chin or wanting alone time with my magizines, I think puberty is a lame excuse for your behaivor..