I have something that has been bugging me as of late. I will tell you a bit of my dilemma. You see I have been having what you might call " female troubles." I am in pain sometimes if I sit down to hard or doing other " activities"....I have not had a pap test done in years..Well since I had Toddler spawn.
Anyhoo, I refuse to go to the Dr. Even though my hair is falling out, I cant sleep at night, I am very moody and emotional, and I have had precancer tumors on half of my thyroid and am not monitoring the other half like I am suppose to. But you want to know why I wont go. Because I do not want to get weighed. I am willing to die a slow painful death, just so my weight is not wrote down with a ball point pen. The last 2 times I have went to the Dr I have got out of being weighed, the first time is when I tore up my ankle and I could not even stand let alone step on a scale, and the second time I had Toddler spawn with me and she would not let me put her down to get on the scale...
I know I should go and get it all checked out, but I need to workout first. I know I am not that fat, but I still like my weight to be kept between me and The Big Man Upstairs, if ya no what I mean....Some things are just meant to be sacred..Am I right?
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Meltdown spawn informed me last night that he can not wait till he gets a deep voice. I am like
" why"
He is like
"cuz, I will sound better"
I am like
" rock on dude"
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As I was watching American Idol and putting Toddler spawns jammies on after her bath, she caught a glimpse of the show. She was in a trance. Her eyes were not moving or blinking. Then one of those idiots came on that think they can sing but cant...And this baby says
" momma, see see see see see see see"
" yes baby, momma sees"
" momma, sing...Momma sing"
and then she rolls into hysterical laughter.
I think she was trying to tell me that is what I sound like when I sing....
What the hell does a 2 year old know anyway....gawd..I swear...
Toodles
Thursday, January 19, 2006
You know you suck when the baby laughs
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"Am I right?" Not on this one, Honey! Go to the doctor. Period. No point or fun living in pain--gotta find out what's going on, you know? I know it's hard. I have to go for a couple of things. Just never make the time. I really should though. :)
Toddler girl is too funny. How do they get so smart so fast?!?! :)
And, thanks for the encouragement earlier today. :)
Sounds like you might have endometriosis.....go to the doc chicka. I'm sure that they see people on a daily basis with MUCH more of a weight problem than you have. we still need to watch American Idol from last night and then we can watch tonights. Our Tivo is waaaayyyy backed up. Last night I fell asleep watching Desperate Housewives for the second night in a row. I must be getting old.....falling asleep with Eva Longoria on TV....I should have my "dyke membership card" taken away. HA!
Angie
you have a ZERO valid argument...you can LIVE with being embarassed. Embarassed DEAD does not work
I have been there. Trust me on this one
marel,
i know...that is what a normal person would do..but we all no chirstina is not normal..I will probably go..eventaully..
np, thats what I am here for, to help fellow pals when they are feeling down, Lord knows I have been there,,
angie,
well what I think it is , is interstial cysytis, I have had it before...I had to have some minor surgry on my bladder to fix it..but then again, who wants a dr going up your urthera?..I just cant win..
I busted out laighing on your dyke memrship, my hubby was like what is so funny, so i let him read it..he thought it was pretty funny...haha
i will go evenrually i promise
mallory,
I know, I know....I have no good excuse..I will go i promse..just after i lose 5 pounds;)
Woman....get to the Doctor. Weighing is not mandatory, tell them you are opting out of that particular part of the exam. Last time I went for my yearly I didn't let them weigh me, told them it just wasn't relavant. They weren't trying to figure out my dosage of tylenol like a toddlers after all.
Girl, I was the same way. I used to be all toned and...well...I can admit it. Hot. For some reason when my youngest was almost 2, I started gaining weight. And it continues. I am still not used to it and wanted to avoie anyone seeing. Honestly, I did not want to see what the scale said myself.
For that reason, I put off going to the doc for THREE YEARS. But then I figured, I was no good to my kids dead or sick with some simple thing that could have been avoided, you know??? I have thyroid junk too. Maybe that is part of your problem, if you have a problem with weight, ya know???
PLEASE GO! NOW. Like Dottie said, just don't let them weigh you!
Out of the mouth of babes !!!
Now onto the other topic ... get yourself to the doctor's, pronto !! Don't wait. The quicker you go, the quicker you will have gone, and the quicker you will be receiving treatment for whatever it is that is ailing you. Don't worry about your weight ... the doctor doesn't care. He is there to make you better, not laugh at you. What good is working out, losing weight, when you are in pain, and potentially getting sicker. GO TO THE DOCTOR .... NOW. Please, don't wait. It's probably something really simple, anyway.
Take care,
Meow
dottie,
I know,your right...at my old docotr they knew i refused to be weighed so we always bypassed it, but my new dr doesnt know this about me...yet;)
Laura,
I know it makes no sence, and I am not really even that much over weight, maybe 15 pounds...but something about them writing it down like I am OK with the way I wiegh..I feel like I need to justify why my weight is so high...And I feel like I need to tell them, hey..I work out everyday, treadmill, jump rope,weihgts..but I dont think they would belive me..
I think I might have that disorder where you think you look worse than you are..opps this went on way too long...
i will be going, just dont know when..thanks for stopping by , hope to see you again
Kylz,
I know..I know..I will, I promise.
Meow,
you guys are right, but it is still hard for me..But I will go maybe next week, I promise..thanks though:)
Until you weigh as much as I do - and I've seen your pictures and you don't - get your ass to the Doctor's office... believe me the nurse probably weighs more than you... Seriously - not going because you don't want them to know how much you weigh is not a good enough reason - besides, maybe your doctors scale is like mine and weighs less than the one at home.....you've got three little spawns that you need to see grow up... get an appointment today.
Momma,
it is so stupid isnt it?..I need someone to come open a can of whopp ass on me.
Locust of borg,
well I am glad it made you smile..kids are too funny...thanks for stopping by too;)
1) While I understand how you feel (I missed my yearly for the same lame-ass reason) you obviously NEED to be seen. Please don't make us all worry-you know we will. Babies need mommies-healthy mommies-keep yourself around for them awhile longer k?
2) Did you warn DS of the squeak he will get first as his voice changes? lol Funny guy.
3) That girly is so adorable I can just picture it! Kids are honest to a fault aren't they?
d,
stop yelling at me..haha..I know, I am gonna try and go next week maybe..I need to ease my way into going..I hate going, always have..
anne,
I know it is one lame reaosn isnt it? why are we like that?..dang, I need therapy..
I should show meltdown spawn that episode of the Brady Bunch where Peters voice was changeing..haha
hey cuz.
why u change your name?? did u have a stalker in the blogger world?? haha..I know I will go, I promise
I will repeat what everyone has said...GO TO THE DOC! I learned this from when hubby got leukemia. It's better to catch something before it gets out of control and out of the docs hands!
Now, I'll quit lecturing....too funny about your little one! My Bug like AI also. She sits there all mesmerized.
Go to the doctor silly girl....just convince yourself that their scale is off if it comes up with a number you don't like...lol
I, too, have been compared to the AI singers by a small child. And not the GOOD singers, either.
woman- go to the doctor today! you'll be weighing nothing if you don't get this checked out. grrr...lol
I put off doctor visits too but have never been so bold as to admit it to a group of well intended yet FIRM bloggers!
I sometimes like to go against the grain but I agree with each and every one of them.
**See the doc**
And when they stand you on the scale, do what I do and ignore the entire scenario. If you can deal with "please put your feet in the stirrups" then you can certainly block out a little 30 second scale episode.
red alert, red alret
something terriabke has happend..
my laptop isnt working..crap..this is worse than having to step on a scale..forgive me if I am not anwering your comments..I can not get to my regualr computer with the baby around..she puts a damper in my style sometimes...i am trying to work on this probelm..pray for me..LMAO
melis,
i promise Iw ill soon..maybe next week..i always like to wait a bit just in case it goes away:)
do u know how to fix my laptop..LMAO
If you're gonna wait till next week "to see if it goes away", then make the appt NOW.. and if it does, you can cancel it! :)
And yes! I know how to fix your laptop...
Step 1
Throw it out the nearest window!
Step 2
Buy a new one that really is YOURS! LOL
melis,
that is what is so sad, The Husband has finally realized this one was mine and he was going to by himself one..damn it..
my desk top is dang slow..it isnt that old, but man it sure is slower then my baby..
this puts a whole damper on my blogging..damn it again
How in the world can you work out feeling that way? Its a big huge circle. Your in pain but you wont see the Dr. You wont see the DR because your embarrased. You will workout so the scale in lower. How do you workout? Thats the question. What came first the chicken or the egg?
cori
I know it makes NO sence...I am not in a lot of pain, it doesnt hurt while i am on the treadmill or jump roping...I am just a fool thats all:-)
Christina~ people die because they refuse to see doctors. it's not worth your insecurity to wait to go. take it from one who knows....one month can make a HUGE and drastic difference
on a lighter note~ my girl LOVES american idol, we haven't told her it's back on TV yet, but she just figured it out today...crap, no more early bed times until the season is over...LOL
In THAT case.. You need to NOT tell hubby about what is going on, and just tell him that he was right.. and he should keep THAT one, and just get you one that's fast, yet without all the bells and whistles that he would have gotten for himself, thus, making the purchase cheaper! *evil laugh*
angie, I know..I have NO excuse..I will go..after my moms apptointment today I really need to go..but I will post about that later..
Oh no, no more 8pm betimes for Angie on Tuesday and Wed..haha
melis,
HAHAHA..you may be on to something there woman;)
I feel that the laptop is into conspiracy with us bloggers. You see we have disabled your little appliance until you get yourself to the Doctor. You will seem a lot heavier in a pine box.
Perhaps you need to play meltdown spawn the brady bunch song "when it's time to change"
You need to get to the doctor. If all else fails, don't have them tell you what it is. You gotta get in there and have someone look at you. All of us will worry otherwise!
That is funny about Baby Spawn. I get laughed at all the time...and my baby really is a baby :)
well, i don't even have to read the comments, to know how many people told you off, and told you to get yer hiney to the doctor. so i won't even go there.
i like your kids. they speak the truth in love.
i'll just say, i think you have trichotillamania. right off the top of my head, thats what i will tell you. am i right? huh?
No you don't need to go to the Dr. Hopefully your husbands next wife will be a good Mother and not break your kid's little arms.
ok, you guys have made you point..
susie,
what the heck is that?..sounds like something i could have..haha
cliff,
ouch, ok...that is what did it for me;)
Call tomorrow and MAKE AN APPT WITH THE DOC!!
Tell them when you go in that it is against your religion to be weighed.
You have three kids to think about. Don't put things like this off.
Okay, lecture over.
Toddler Spawn - funny baby!!!!
{{{ hugs }}}
[yelling] GO TO THE DOCTOR! What the heck woman - who cares what you weigh! Please go...
T-Spawn's comment is too funny!
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