Saturday, January 07, 2006

You like me, you really like me

Do you know who you are talking too? You are talking to the winner of Blogger Biggest Loser 2005 edition. If you will scroll down you will see my nice little statue I won. I never win anything. So it is official I am a loser....

Day 4 of my mid life crisis. I am hanging on by a tiny thread. I am hoping this is coming to an end. I just know by Monday I will be back to normal. Who am I kidding, I have never been normal.

Went to the spa and got my hair cut..Well trimmed actually. As the woman was blowing drying my hair, I could smell my flesh burning....She was literally melting my ear from my body. It was kind of like some method of Chinese torture, that I did not deserve.

I have not been doing well with my new year's goals. I have only made the bed twice the past week, and I went at least 2 days with no treadmill...But I have not had much of an appetite so I figure they cancel eachother out..Am I right?

I have not even attempted to learn the violin yet. I don't even no where to buy one. I wouldn't know what to do with the damn thing even if I had one...Would end up making a nice planter out of it somehow...

Well, I hope all you good folks out there have a wonderful weekend....

Toodles

14 comments:

Anonymous Fat Blogger said...

That's ok, I'm not doing too great on mine either! I won't even list the things I haven't done..lol

Congrats on winning! See, things are already looking up!

Anonymous Fat Blogger said...

Oh, I forgot, I used to play the violin! I keep telling hubby I'm gonna take it up again, but I'm too lazy! You should rent one at a music store and take some lessons.

Anonymous said...

well, the reason the lady burned your ear is that she knew that you did not make your bed but only twice, and she knew you were being bad, so you DID deserve it. in fact, you should have one of your digits severed, in order that you will have a constant reminder of your inadequacies.

now with that being said, i would like to congratulate you on day 4 of "survival of the 30 year old who is scared of wrinkles". now stop whining, and fix your hair. and go to violins.com or something. get the darn violin, if nothing else you can use it for a weapon of mass destruction when people make fun of your burnt ear.

eyes_only4him said...

Denise,
well maybe you can give me lessons then:)

Susie,
when your right your right..its called Karma ... Is hould not expect to go to the hair dresser and not get my ear melted off after the way I have been acting latley..

so do u really think I am scared of getting wrinkles???...crap, maybe your right..

Choppzs said...

At least you made a New Years resolution, I didn't even bother. I just use the pregnancy excuse!! lol

Cori said...

I am so excited that I am partners with Bloggers biggest loser! How lucky am I?
Okay first off do not go out and buy a violinthey rent them at every music store. Then at least you can try before you buy! Second you need to get your hiney on the treadmill-NOW! We must make you(and me)next years losers as well. Just think 2 years in a row? GO NOW!

Karin said...

well I am doing grat on my resolutions because I resolved years ago to never resolve again and I haven't so I am doing great! Of course this means I am still fat. My house is still disorganized. I am still in debt and I still don't know how to play the guitar. I am sorry she burned your ear, I had called ahead for you and asked that they treat you special I think they misunderstood. Yeah Christina is the biggest loser I know na na na na na

eyes_only4him said...

chopzz,
well I am glad I dont have that excuse persay, but I wish i had one..haha

Cori,
oh yea, we will kick some butt:) I am getting on the treadmill after dinner,then doing my weight lifting..I want to feel the burn today:)

Horny devil,
I dont like harps, but thanks for the suggestion, and um..that is a very intersting blog you have there..not my style but intersting none the less.

Karin.
I will be making the very one next year....maybe you dailed the wrong number..LMAO

Peggy said...

I am confused.. I thought we just had to make resolutions not KEEP the dang things!!! LOL You may be the biggest loser but you are our favorite biggest loser and we all love ya just the way you are.. burnt ear and all.

eyes_only4him said...

coolchic,
aww, shucks...thanks you:)
I am really gonna have to take lessons, course i need to buy one first..haha

Peggy,
well maybe I have it wrong then..I think your way is easier:)..glad yu still love me even with a melted ear

momma of 2 said...

Things are looking up- you won something.... I want to be next year's biggest loser...

In answer to your question on my blog....- it's part of the BlogRolling thing - click the Powered by BlogRolling link... and it's one of the options of the free account...took a while to enter in all the links - but once that was done - it's easy... (not all the links say updated! when they update...so I'm not sure what is up with that.)

Foxy said...

yeah, try renting one, much cheaper. i played for a while when i was little....embarrasing i know. :)

Aud*2020 said...

Congrats, you loser, you! I, too, am now motivated to be the '06 champ. But I have no idea how to be involved, so I will settle for the "home edition" of the game.

I know not the slightest thing about the violin, but I wish you luck if you ever get it figured out!

Cliff said...

The violin could be put in a case in the basement,,,like my banjo.