Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Day 4 and counting.........................

I am frothing at the mouth, anyone who has been in close proximity to me in the last 48 plus hours...go get a rabi shot, for your benefit......I wrote 2 strongly worded letters. One to the local NBC station who is wanting to charge the cable company buttwads of money to air their crappy station and one to the cable company who I feel should have either warned their customers of this impending end to the National Broadcasting Company, and also for not having what I refer to as good negotiating skills. For if they did, Christina would not be without the sweet nectar that is NBC.

Granted, there are not many shows I watch on NBC...I liked me a little Matt, Katie, AL and Ann..I have tried watching Good Morning America, but I can not gut it.

I love me a little Law and Order, with a slab of Meduim on the side.

And don't get me started on the soap I am missing...

Curse you KARE11 .....( that is my NBC station) even when I get NBC back, I am not going to partake in their news...That was the only news I have watched since I moved here...

Hello Kare11,
no matter what you think, greed is NOT good....You suck donkey balls right now, and I spit on you..And there is a big spot in hell waiting for you...
Thank you kindly,
The Queen of the World...( yup, that would be me)

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Ok, for those of you who like to interrupt dreams, boy do I have a doosey...

This is another recurring dream I have had since I was about 10.

This is how it plays out in my twisted little conscience....

picture the scene if you will, I am minding my own business and all of a sudden a big ugly thug is chasing me. I am normally a fast runner..A Forrest Gump if you will, but when this particular thug is chasing me, I can only run in slow motion. I try like heck to run, and I can not do it...

Then when I find a phone to call 911, I can not push the dang numbers on the phone. I either hit a wrong number, or I can not push the button.....

What does this mean?

And here is one I have a lot as a grown up...I go to put my contacts in and they are the size of small baseballs made out of glass.....Yet in my dream this does not seem wired and I try like hell to get it in my eye....Why?

I would give some shrink out there a good hardy belly laugh and a years worth of mortgage payments....

Toodles

23 comments:

mikster said...

NBC....stands for Not Being Cooperative huh?....lol

Aud*2020 said...

I had to consult my "10,000 Dreams Interpreted" after reading this.

Regarding the thug dream: "If you run from danger, you will be threatened with losses, and you will despair of adjusting matters agreeably." ?????

And the small contacts dream (closest thing I found): "To dream that you are looking through glass, denotes that bitter disappointments will cloud your brightest hopes."

Geesh. Okay, maybe you should disregard those...doesn't sound promising, either way!!

eyes_only4him said...

mike,
you said it right brother...;)

double oh no,
hmmm,what the heck does that mean? I have been dreaming this same dream since i was like 8 or 10..dang it anyway..on the ohter one...mught be on to something there...i have many dissapointments...

i cant play the violin
i cant make a hospitl bed
i cant drive in snow..

oh the list goes on and on...;)

thanks for inturptation:)
i love this stuff

Anonymous said...

yeah, but the thug is ugly, she said he's ugly. no one wants an ugly thug chasing them. on the phone dialing thing, that has happened to me numerous times, where i can't get the phone dialed. sometimes its my highschool locker and i can't remember the combo. heres what i think. and i'm totally picking this off the top of my head, like i do everything else.

the thug represents old age, and the dialing of the phone represents, you trying to fight against it, but not being able to grasp the concept of how to grow old gracefully. you can't run fast, because as you know we can't out run age. but we can stop trying to dial 911, and just stop, and enjoy it. so turn around, look the thug in the face, and spit on him, like you did your news station. spit in the face of fate, slap destiny. tell old age, it will not overtake you. you are young at heart, and you always will be. throw the phone at the thug. you don't need help, cause your not going to let it get you down. i'm only telling you all this because it's all downhill from 30. sorry to tell you. heres what you need to do get some damn good skin cream and fast. tell me what you use, and i will see if it's feasable. if not, i'll point you in the right direction. spare no coinage on the "stuff".

about the contact lenses. life is overwhelming, but you don't seem to mind you take it one day at a time, and you don't get bogged down with the hugeness of life. you exist in your world, as a sahm, and you love on your kids, and are raising them to the best of your ability. to the outside world, this looks huge, and unsurmountable, but to you, it is completely normal and just what you do. now i seriously just made this stuff up right now. so i hope you like it.

i'll be checking back tomorrow for your reaction

Anonymous said...

I so have to catch up on you . . . hang in there while I do, ok? heehee :)

pack of 2 said...

That still blows me away that you don't have NBC...OMG! I have just never heard of such crap. Do you live in a rural area?

I don't know about the dream...I used to have a dream about a man in a Hawaiian skirt chasing me around....LOL...It was some scary shit!

S

eyes_only4him said...

coolchic,
well I have never seen his face, and I am trying to call the poilce, so I am pretty sure I dont want him to catch me..LMAO

Susie,
WOW..your old age thing is brning me down..HAHA...but I have had this dream since I was very little, so would it mean the same thing?...Ok this is what i use on my face...aprocait face scrub,sknilogics foam clenaser, and mary kay oil control lotion..lemme know what ya think...

marel,
see this is what happens when you skip a day dear..HAHA

Shelly,
well I dont live far from Minneapolis, but it is a small town...But the cable compnay that sereves this whole area has taken it off because the tv station is demanding money...on the channel they have a litltle blurb that they are trying to find anohter affliate to pick it up...which i hope they do, cuz I dont care to see that KARE11 again, them greedy suckers..

Mise en Place said...

What does it mean? It means you better stop running in slow motion or get a new phone girl!
:)

mal said...

have you looked into satellite?

Felecia said...

No KARE-11? How strange! Well, the only tip I have (in addition to what you've already accomplished, that is) is go to WCCO-4 for your morning low-down. Much better than that Good Morning America stuff. I've myself have become quite attached to Hannah, Renee, Julie and that bald guy.

I just received two new dream books for Christmas because of my own bizarre dreams - so I will do some reading tonight and let you know tomorrow if I find anything interesting.

Peanutt said...

What exactly do you eat before you go to bed? LOL, girl, you definitely have some dreams!

Choppzs said...

Man, I thought my dreams were weird from being pregnant!! (are you sure you aren't??? lol) I have a recurring dream too about being chased, but I never know who the person is and when I try to punch them I swear I am punching as hard as I can, but it ends up in slow motion and the punch is like a flick on the cheek!! lol it frustrates me to no end!! lol After your post yesterday I googled Dream Meanings and found a site, it was pretty interesting!!!

Choppzs said...

Oh and the website is www.dreammoods.com. Some weird shit on there!! lol

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Anonymous said...

okay gurl, you are missing two important ingredients, a twice a day intense moisurizer and an eye cream. here's where you go for help Hope Aesthetics

Call their toll free number, and talk to Liz, tell her Susie from Idaho sent you. Be prepared to lay down some coinage, it's not cheap. But it is worth it, trust me, and the products last at least 6 months when you do get them. You can ask for a package deal for a 1st timer. don't be shocked by the cost. this is your future we're talking about here. do you want to look like a wrinkled up old hag? i didn't think so.

Twisted Lady said...

Oh, man, I have the "can't dial the phone dream." I also have a "can't look the door one too."

Dottie said...

Sorry about NBC and your local station....let 'em have it girl!

I agree on the moisturizer and the eye cream, especially if you like to tan. Eye cream is must for all of us! :)

So glad I can read your blog again!

Foxy said...

are you sure your're not preggers?? that's the only time i get crazy dreams like yours....just saying....lol

eyes_only4him said...

OMG....I have I have had no internet for the past 3 hours and some major drama has come and gone in that while...sorry i am not responding to you personally...but I have had one HELL of a morning..I will post it about it later...when I dont have my soap to watch...the drama comes to me...

and yes, I forgot to mention I use moirtsrizer...twice daily..no wrinkles here...LMAO....

Karin said...

Ok I too have had some long time recurring dreams and they are pretty much the only ones I wake up and remember. I now since you inspired me will look up some dream stuff online to see how crazy I am. I am sorry NBC is pulling the same crap they did do my parents. I think they charge more than other channels or something. Switching to sattelite won't fix the problem since it is the station not the cable company that is no longer carrying NBC.

Jewl said...

I love me some Days of Our Lives... Can't live without it... when hubby and I lived in Japan we didn't get American TV so my parents taped the show ever day then sent it out on the weekend... Yeah, I am that bad...

Krystal said...

I've never had the "can't-dial-the-cops" dream, but I frequently have the "can't-remember-the-combo-to-my-high-school-locker" dream.

Anonymous said...

looks like krystal has the "can't remember to put on clothes" dreams too