I have decided that I hate Christmas. I am now a Jew. Don't ask questions, just send me 8 gifts during Hanukkah..Thanks in advance.
My 80 dollar doll should be here by weeks end. Then I just may have to take myself out to the back forty and be put down. Its the only humane thing to do.
I did however decide to cash in on this eBay idea. I am gonna start selling things I paint. Yes, among my other talents I do paint. I use to do oil paintings, but I really have no room for that right now..Someday maybe...But for now I am going to paint bisk..I am going to start doing holiday things...Then if any of that sells, I am gonna do other things..
I hate to brag, but I am really very good at it! Yea, well...Like u give a damn.
So I am hoping to hit it big there, collect my welfare and call it a day. Go Me!
Some days don't you wish you were rich and famous? Ya no, so u can get hot concert tickets, get invited to all the cool parties, get your name in a magazine, your pic taken with the president..All that good stuff? But what keeps me from doing things to make me famous, is the fact when I ever get arrested..and yes, I am assuming one day that will happen..
They post your mug shot on Entertainment Tonight and discuss your weight. Then Barbara Walters and Rosie talk about it on The View..Before you know it David Letterman is poking fun of you..he has some great writers by the way...I mean that guy is pure genius..Anyhoo, it just aint worth it. I've just been thinking, and it aint worth it.
Fame just aint what u think it is I am afraid. One minute your hot, the next minute your being poked fun of cuz your either too fat, or too skinny..Not funny, or too funny..Your boobs aren't big enough, or they are too big..
so this is your lesson for the day. Take from it what u will.
Yesterday I was printing off some pictures and Boo saw one of herself. She looked at it, and says " momma, dats me, I so chute"
I told her yes, she was cute, then asked her how she got so cute. She told me God made her that way. Then she told me she was and I quote..
momma, I so chute and berry smart too momma.
Yup, she has looks and brains people..Girls like that are not a dime a dozen...They are a quarter for a barrel.
Mr Shaky and I were on the couch . My son, Butch was in the basement being mean to his sisters..I was mad at him.
He was told to come up stairs, he refused. I yelled down and he said " WHAT"
Mr Shaky said and I quote..
he is a little bastard sometimes
Oh Lordy...He finally sees the light...
Really we don't beat our bees or verbally abuse them. Well on a normal day anyway.
Mr Shaky just got off the phone with him mother. I guess Mr Shakys cousin's wife daughter is gravely ill. They were our neighbors for a few years back in the homeland. This young gal is 22, had a baby the same time I had Boo. Her boyfriend I guess beat the piss out of her and now she is brain dead.. She was a very nice girl, as well as her mother...Now Mr Shaky's cousin is a bit spent, but the the wife and daughter were good people.
So sad. Why do women stay with guys that beat the shit out of them? I don't get it. They don't love you..If they did they would not try to kill you on a daily basis. I knew this boyfriend. I mean not personally, but I had seen him several times..And I shoulda kicked his ass while I was there...
And this poor girl told the cops she did not want to press charges. But thankfully the cops had caught him in the act and they gave her no choice, THEY were going to press charges. She was about to be released from the hospital, she told her mom her head still hurt bad. Next thing you know she is in a coma and declared brain dead. She is 22 years old. With a three old baby.
I hope the prick goes to prison for life.....See this is why I am for the death penalty. Fuckers like that don't deserve to have three meals a day that WE pay for...
Ok I am done..
My son keeps telling me my music is no good. He says he likes pop music, not classic rock. I told him to go pack his damn bags.
btw, if u have beta blogger, i can not comment..i dont know why...i have tried all day yesterday..so all of you with it, i am sorry, i am reading it...i just cant comment on it...I hate this blogger and am thinking of switching to something else...
take that and shove it up your balls blogger.